Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
it was mainly just a change in Font, something more expressive and forceful. Should work better this time.
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
he will just ignore the laws of thermodynamics.
Destroying America and moving us to a pre-industrial economy?
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
this one will work! Swearsies!
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
is the same as the old one except the word warming is crossed out and the words climate change are written in in crayon.
shut down the planet
Make all robots vent their exhausts at the same time moving the earth’s orbit farther out from the sun.
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
they are delegating two small mice [Pinky and the Brain] to come up with a workable solution.
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
“all your carbon belong us”.
Wrap the entire planet in aluminum foil to reflect the powerful rays of the sun back into space; yeah, that’s the ticket.
Two words; “global tofu”.
…FEMA issued golf parkas.
…declared that close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and hurricanes.
…have all Democrats stop rubbing their fingertips together whenever they hear the word taxes.
…roll Michael Moore in flour, wait until he farts, plug the hole.
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
It called, Democrats tell you what to do and you hop to it MISTER or you will pay! Pay big time! DO YOU HEAR ME MAGGOTS! WHEN I SAY “FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING” YOU SAY “HOW MUCH SIR!” DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
Step 1: Scrap the old plan.
Step 2: Install the new plan.
Step 3: Profit!
…create massive new government programs costing trillions of dollars to cause temperatures to rise to be in line with the Government’s Prediction Models. It would also make it the 1st and most important duty of any government elite to use as much energy as possible in heating/cooling, traveling, recreation etc. so that there is no global warming shortfall that results from “The unwashed masses” (who will be mostly unwashed because of restrictions on water and energy use) and the Government’s Prediction Model will remain valid.
…it’s called “just give us your guns and your money and to as your told”
*you’re*
stupid autocorrect can’t spell
…which goes like this: declaring that global warming must go, followed by bombing global warming (and our own allies), followed by a confused period of reassessment, followed by training people to fight global warming, followed by the trainees going off to join global warming, followed by refugees from global warming invading surrounding areas, followed by the Russians taking over and bombing the remainder of our allies.
…guaranteed to have an immediate chilling effect on the economy.
Beano for Unicorns.
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
…drone strikes.
…Soylent Green
President Obama announced a new plan to deal with global warming…
he will delay and harass Global Warming when it applies for tax-exempt status.
he will appoint Eric Holder to investigate it and bring Civil Rights charges against it is needed.
he will ask it to join him at the White House for “a beer”.
He will have Joe Biden threaten to shoot it from his back porch with a shotgun.
…. It’s called ObamaCarbon. You must buy carbon that you have no use for.
He and all his voters are going to commit mass suicide? Certainly couldn’t hurt.
President Obama Announced a New Plan to Deal With Global Warming…
…Solidify the earth’s core so that the magnetic field stops. That way the solar wind will blow away most of the pesky atmosphere, just like on Mars. No catastrophic global warming there.
…He’d use the weather machine from the last administration, but Cheney’s such a meany.