Friday Night Open Thread: As I Remember It

As I remember it:

My gearless bicycle was a P-51, and the neighbor’s bike was a “Nazi Jap Zero.”

The neighborhood had Nazis around every outbuilding during war games with the neighborhood kids.

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I was able to plump down in a chair with a drink in my hand without ever spilling a drop.

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Kids made way on the sidewalk for older folks.

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That guy in front of me in the post office line first arrived at the counter.

Captious, This!

Could a word describe IMAO better?

captious /kăp′shəs/

adjective

  1. Marked by a disposition to find and point out trivial faults: “a captious scholar.”
  2. Intended to entrap or confuse, as in an argument: “a captious question.”
  3. Apt to catch at faults; disposed to find fault or to cavil; eager to object; difficult to please.

Perhaps “ebullient”:

Adj.: Short for “electronically bullient,” which is short for “electronically bull-salient.”

Straight Line of the Day: Wrong Ways To Store Cheese: …

I Was Storing Cheese All Wrong. This Simple Fix Keeps It Fresh for Days
CNet | August 05, 2025 | Pamela Vachon

Informative article, actually.

“If you see it molds up a little bit, generally you can scrape off that mold and it’s no problem,” says Montez. Because of the lack of water content in cheese, food mold can’t penetrate it very deeply like it would with many other food products. “Look out if it’s black mold or something like that,” he says, “but the thing is, it’s rare that a piece of cheese becomes unsafe to eat. It’s going to become unpalatable to you long before it’s unsafe.”

Just Sit at Home With Your Monitors, Losers

Nova Scotia sets up hotline for people to snitch on neighbours caught violating ban on hiking, camping, fishing
Western Standard | 6th Aug, 2025 | Jarryd Jäger

Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston has announced a province-wide ban on forest-based activities in an attempt to prevent wildfires.

… “Effective 4 p.m. today,” Houston said, “we are restricting travel and activities that really aren’t necessary for most of us — hiking, camping, fishing, the use of vehicles in the woods are not permitted. Trail systems through woods are off limits.”

Let me guess: only essential government workers’ outdoor activities and liberal “boot camp” retreats allowed.

Houston, we’ve got a problem.

Straight Line of the Day: So, What Will You Offer the Democrats for $10 Million?

Exclusive: Democrats Plan to Spend Tens of Millions of Dollars to Fund Hundreds of Content Creators
Breitbart | 08/04/2025 | Nick Gilbertson

Democrats are planning to spend tens of millions of dollars to spin narratives on social media as part of a $110.5 million fundraising effort, according to images of slides from a Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) donor event obtained by Breitbart News.

Under a heading “Urgent Off-Year Funding Needs” on one slide, it states the DCCC looks to raise $10 million for social media and content creation,

… that’s where you come in.

$20 million for “Accountability work,” $15 million for “Voter Registration,” $5 million for “Recruitment” and “Primary Engagement,” and $2 million for “Research” and a “Rapid Response Infrastructure.”

One goal is to enlist at least 667 content creators, with the aim of reaching 83 million Americans and drawing 6.6 million engagements, per another slide that focuses on content creation. The program aims to engage at least 167 “Non-Political Creators” and 8 “Vetted Creators for ads in every target state.”

Maybe here, too.

There will be what the DCCC calls a “Social Media Bootcamp” that runs for four weeks.

Sounds like fun. Weenies cooking hot dogs, group tax hikes, etc.

The boot camp, which seems to be for content creators, will focus on “Customized social media evaluation,” “Platform-specific optimization strategies,”

Joke about the Emu, and you’re in. Oppomization!

“Realtime insights on trending content and engagement Strategies,” and “Daily + rapid response content.”

Made more difficult to do when they keep crashing our site.

They even spelled “Digicommies” wrong.

Straight Line of the Day: So What Have You Found Lately?

Couple Find Nazi Bunker After Digging Under Home
Yahoo! News | August 3, 2025

A couple have discovered a Nazi bunker underneath their house.

Shaun and Carrie Tullier bought their home in Torteval, Guernsey, four years ago and were tipped off by someone who used to live in the house about a wartime building being underneath it.

After digging up their driveway, they eventually managed to unearth the bunker and now have plans to turn it into a games room and gym, although they will keep the original features. The bunker dates back to when Hitler’s forces occupied the Channel Islands from 1940 until 1945.

Straight Line of the Day: What Could You Build With Ultracold Atoms?

[Not “ultracool” — that would be Fonzi.]

MIT uses 10,000 ultracold atoms to settle 98-year debate between Einstein and Bohr
Interesting Engineering | July 28, 2025 | Mrigakshi Dixit

Hey, check out Mrigakshi’s last name: Dixit.

… MIT physicists, led by Professor Wolfgang Ketterle, …

… cooled over 10,000 atoms to near absolute zero and arranged them in a precise, crystal-like lattice using lasers.

Bacon, lattice-atom meta sandwiches!

To quote Carl Spangler: “Oh, yeah. We can do that. We don’t even need a reason.”

More-Difficult-Than-Usual Straight Line: Songs To Use in Dementia Therapy: …

Music therapy may ease distress for dementia patients in hospital wards
Medical Xpress / Anglia Ruskin University / Frontiers in Psychiatry | July 16, 2025 | Naomi Thompson et al

A new treatment that uses music therapy on dementia wards could improve care and support for some of the NHS’s most vulnerable patients.

OK.

Importantly, the intervention—which has been co-designed by clinicians, researchers, and people with lived experience—

— Because there are those other kind of people —

cost just £2,025 per month for the therapist and £400 initial outlay for equipment, suggesting a low-cost, scalable model.

What?

How much does a cassette player cost these days?