Sorry about the lack of new Cartoons and Memes and the abscence of a Hootenanny. I was distracted. So I offer this distraction for you.


Someone call for a caped crusader?
Results from 4/3/2026
| Michelle Yeoh | No Preference | Mie Hama |
|---|---|---|
| 122 | 0 | 56 |
| (1) Teri Hatcher | No Preference | Akiko Wakabayashi |
|---|---|---|
| 166 | 0 | 43 |
New Matches for 4/10/2026
Match 1
Tsai Chin (Ling) vs Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tsai Chin | 0 – 5 – 0 | 213 – 9 – 676 |

Actress: Tsai Chin Nationality: Chinese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Cecilie Thomsen | 2 – 3 – 0 | 637 – 5 – 458 |

Actress: Cecilie Thomsen Nationality: Danish Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Match 2
Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs (11) Denise Richards (Dr. Christmas Jones)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Karin Dor | 1 – 4 – 0 | 295 – 8 – 652 |

Actress: Karin Dor Nationality: German Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.

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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (11) Denise Richards | 4 – 1 – 0 | 637 – 1 – 433 |

Actress: Denise Richards Nationality: American Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Christmas Jones was a nuclear physicist working for an international agency that decommissioned nuclear weapons from the Soviet Union era. After Bond helped her escape from an explosion, Jones helped Bond investigate a bomb travelling along Elektra King’s oil pipeline. She discovered that half the plutonium was missing, which helped Bond discover King’s intentions in time to stop her. The two spend Christmas together in turkey at the end of the film.


Boy howdy do these Wednesdays come at ya fast like.
Results from 4/1/2026
| (9) Tanya Roberts | No Preference | Olga Bisera |
|---|---|---|
| 186 | 0 | 52 |
| Lois Chiles | No Preference | Grace Jones |
|---|---|---|
| 240 | 0 | 17 |
New Matches for 4/8/2026
Match 1
Mary Stovin (Kimberley Jones) vs Corinne Clery (Corinne Dufour)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mary Stovin | 2 – 5 – 0 | 751 – 20 – 696 |

Actress: Mary Stövin Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.

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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Corinne Clery | 4 – 3 – 0 | 727 – 8 – 507 |

Actress: Corinne Cléry Nationality: French Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Corinne Dufour was Hugo Drax’s personal assistant and pilot. She flew Bond over Drax’s estate, giving him a guided tour of the Moonraker complex and flying him to meet Drax. After spending the night with Bond, Corinne revealed the location of Drax’s safe, where Bond photographed secret documents. Drax discovered this, and Corinne was killed by Drax’s vicious pack of dogs.

Match 2
Fiona Fullerton (Pola Ivanova) vs Emily Bolton (Manuela)
| Contestant | Record | Total scores |
|---|---|---|
| Fiona Fullerton | 2 – 5 – 0 | 607 – 14 – 987 |

Actress: Fiona Fullerton Nationality: Nigerian Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Pola Ivanova was a KGB agent working for General Gogol. She recorded incriminating evidence of Max Zorin, and escaped with a tape of it. Bond had followed her, and a struggle ensued, until they both realized that they knew one another from a prior mission. They went to a spa and spent the evening in a hot tub together. While Bond took a shower, Pola snook out with the tape, only to realize later that Bond had switched it for a fake.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Emily Bolton | 1 – 6 – 0 | 353 – 21 – 902 |

Actress: Emily Bolton Nationality: Aruban Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Manuela was an agent working for station VH. She tailed Bond after he left the airport in Reo, and by the time he got to his hotel, she was making him a vodka Martini at the mini bar in his suite. Manuela helped Bond find one of Hugo Drax’s warehouses, but she proved to be a burden as she was almost killed by assassin Jaws.

Good night.
Veronica Lake vs Lauren Bacall
Veronica Lake (1-2-0 Pts. 164 Avg. 54.67)

VS
Lauren Bacall (0-3-0 Pts. 127 Avg. 43.33)

Good evening.
Ingrid Bergman vs Joan Blondell
Ingrid Bergman (3-0-0 Pts. 157 Avg. 52.33)

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Joan Blondell (0-3-0 Pts.72 Avg. 24.00)

Good afternoon.
Gene Tierney vs Cyd Charisse
Gene Tierney (2-1-0 Pts. 172 Avg. 57.33)

VS
Cyd Charisse (2-1-0 Pts. 153 Avg. 51.00)

Good morning.
Maureen O’Hara vs Greer Garson
Maureen O’Hara (3-0-0 Pts. 172 Avg. 57.33)

VS
Greer Garson (1-2-0 Pts. 73 Avg. 24.33)

Gotta start thinking about our next group ’cause we’re halfway there. Living on a prayer.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Maureen O’Hara | 3 – 0 – 0 | 172 | 57.33 | 118 | 57.33 – 39.33 |
| Ingrid Bergman | 3 – 0 – 0 | 157 | 52.33 | 116 | 52.33 – 38.67 |
| Gene Tierney | 2 – 1 – 0 | 172 | 57.33 | 88 | 57.33 – 29.33 |
| Cyd Charisse | 2 – 1 – 0 | 153 | 51.00 | 126 | 51.00 – 42.00 |
| Veronica Lake | 1 – 2 – 0 | 164 | 54.67 | 104 | 54.67 – 34.67 |
| Greer Garson | 1 – 2 – 0 | 73 | 24.33 | 171 | 24.33 – 57.00 |
| Lauren Becall | 0 – 3 – 0 | 127 | 42.33 | 167 | 42.33 – 55.67 |
| Joan Blondell | 0 – 3 – 0 | 72 | 24.00 | 180 | 24.00 – 60.00 |
Week 4

I’m ready for my Intern testing Mr. Walrus.
Results from 3/27/2026
| (4) Famke Janssen | No Preference | (6) Molly Peters |
|---|---|---|
| 122 | 1 | 67 |
| Serena Gordon | No Preference | Marye Guy Mitsuoko |
|---|---|---|
| 99 | 3 | 57 |
Matches for 4/3/2026
Match 1
Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki) vs Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mie Hama | 0 – 5 – 0 | 190 – 6 – 865 |

Actress: Mie Hama Nationality: Japanese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Kissy Suzuki was a ninja working for the head of the Japanese secret service, Tiger Tanaka. She had a mock wedding with James Bond, who underwent surgery to disguise himself as a Japanese fisherman, so that the pair could explore a quiet village without being noticed.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Michelle Yeoh | 2 – 3 – 0 | 353 – 6 – 646 |

Actress: Michelle Yeoh Nationality: Malaysian Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.

Match 2
Akiko Wakabayashi (Aki) vs (1) Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Akiko Wakabayashi | 1 – 4 – 0 | 324 – 8 – 612 |

Actress: Akiko Wakabayashi Nationality: Japanese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Aki was a senior agent of the Japanese secret service, working directly under its leader Tiger Tanaka. She was confident and independent, and tricked Bond into walking over a trap door, which catapulted him down a steel slide leading to Tanaka’s office. She drove a Toyota 2000GT and saved Bond’s life on many occasions. Mid way though the film, an assassin tried to poison Bond, but Aki was poisoned by mistake.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (1) Teri Hatcher | 5 – 0 – 0 | 1052 – 1 – 194 |

Actress: Teri Hatcher Nationality: American Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.


April’s Fools!
Results from 3/25/2026
| (16) Sue Vanner | No Preference | Kristina Wayborn |
|---|---|---|
| 116 | 2 | 99 |
| (6) Caroline Munro | No Preference | (14) Tima Hudson |
|---|---|---|
| 145 | 2 | 72 |
New Matches for 4/1/2026
Match 1
Olga Bisera (Felicca) vs (9) Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Olga Biserra | 1 – 6 – 0 | 339 – 16 – 1021 |

Actress: Olga Bisera Nationality: Bosnian Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Felicca worked for Aziz Fekkesh, a black market dealer who was selling the microfilms of a submarine tracking system. Fekkesh instructed Felicca to entertain Bond, should he call round, so that henchman Sandor could kill him. In their brief time together, Felicca took a liking to Bond, and when she saw Sandor about to shoot him, she spun round and took the bullet herself.

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| Contestants | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (9) Tanya Roberts | 6 – 1 – 0 | 1071 – 3 – 595 |

Actress: Tanya Roberts Nationality: American Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Stacey Sutton inherited the Sutton Oil company, which megalomaniac Max Zorin tried to take over. Zorin offered Sutton $5 million for her shares in the company, which she refused. Bond learnt of the cheque and confronted her at her home. Stacey was initially aggressive, pointing a shotgun at Bond. However, when some of Zorin’s henchmen arrived to persuade Stacey to sell, Bond sorted them out and gained Stacey’s trust. The pair escaped an attempt on their lives, and managed to kill Zorin.

Match 2
Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) vs Grace Jones (May Day)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lois Chiles | 4 – 3 – 0 | 710 – 14 – 604 |

Actress: Lois Chiles Nationality: American Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.

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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Grace Jones | 0 – 7 – 0 | 101 – 25 – 1466 |

Actress: Grace Jones Nationality: Jamaican Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.
