Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results for 8/6/2025 : New Matches for 8/13/2026

My oh my, how the Summer is rolling by.

Results

Carmen du SautoyNo PreferenceGrace Jones
158721
Mary StovinNo PreferenceFrancoise Therry
161334

New Matches for 8/13/2025

Match 1

Barbara Bach (Anya Amasova) vs Fiona Fullerton (Pola Ivanova)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Barbara Bach4 – 0 – 0847 – 3 – 130
Anya Amasova

Actress:Barbara Bach
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

Anya Amasova, code name ‘Triple X’, was a KGB agent working under General Gogol. She had the same mission as Bond, to retrieve stolen microfilms for a submarine tracking system. After half co-operating and half getting in the way of each other, Bond and Amasova meet their bosses at the Egyptian HQ, who tell them that MI6 and the KGB are now co-operating, and the two should work together.

Barbara Bach

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Score
Fiona Fullerton2 – 2 – 0510 – 10 – 425
Pola Ivanova

Actress:Fiona Fullerton
Nationality:Nigerian
Bond Movie:A View To a Kill (1985)

Synopsis:

Pola Ivanova was a KGB agent working for General Gogol. She recorded incriminating evidence of Max Zorin, and escaped with a tape of it. Bond had followed her, and a struggle ensued, until they both realized that they knew one another from a prior mission. They went to a spa and spent the evening in a hot tub together. While Bond took a shower, Pola snook out with the tape, only to realize later that Bond had switched it for a fake.

Fiona Fullerton

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Match 2

Sue Vanner (Log Cabin Girl) vs Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Sue Vanner2 – 2 – 0475 – 6 – 428
Log Cabin Girl

Actress:Sue Vanner
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

The log cabin girl, played by Sue Vanner, was a KGB agent, and a lover of James Bond. While Bond and the girl were curled up under some furs on the floor of an isolated log cabin, M sent a message to Bond’s wrist watch that he was needed at once at HQ. As Bond got up to leave, the girl said “But James, I need you.”, to which Bond replied “So does England.” After he left, the girl radioed to KGB henchmen that Bond had left.

Sue Vanner

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryam d’Abo3 – 1 – 0474 – 3 – 421
Kara Milovy

Actress:Maryam d’Abo
Nationality:Dutch
Bond Movie:The Living Daylights (1987)

Synopsis:

Kara Milovy was the girlfriend of Georgi Koskov, a traitor playing both sides in the cold war. Koskov pretended to defect to the West, and got Milovy to shoot blanks at him to make it look more real. He knew that she would be assassinated by Bond, who was assigned to protect Koskov. However, Bond noticed she wasn’t a professional, and he didn’t kill her. When Koskov was discovered to be a traitor, Bond met Milovy posing as a friend of Koskovs. He gained her trust and revealed his identity, gaining a brave ally for his mission.

Maryam d’Abo

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Climate Alarmists: “We Are Having Increasingly Numerous and Stronger Hurricanes Due to Climate Change!”

“So We Need To Build More Windfarms in the Ocean in the Path of These Devastating Hurricanes!”

Source for the following:

WOODS HOLE, MA – The Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute is taking part in a collaborative program to enhance our understanding of extreme weather events such as hurricanes.  

“The Study on Air-sea Coupling with Waves, Turbulence, and Clouds at High Winds”or SASCWATCH,

Their acronym skills could use much improvement.

will involve the deployment of ocean sensors over the next three years, bringing scientists across many disciplines together to observe and better predict storm activity. 

Due to their volatility and the hazardous conditions in their proximity, air-sea fluxes

Air-sea fluxes?

are a poorly understood

But they build climate models with them?

yet essential element in understanding inclement weather. 

But they build climate models without them?

The work will include in-sight observations,

Duh. A scientist sitting in a beach-facing cottage.

turbulence simulation

Stirring the pot

and computer modeling,

The Woods-Holy Grail!

and tropical cyclone meteorology. 

🙁

… which already exists …

The study is funded by the Office of Naval Research and builds on existing programs such as Argo and ALAMO,

Never to be forgotten.

which gather water temperature and salinity data. 

Do the Office of Naval Research and the Woods Hole Institute gather similar data with federal funds?

If so, why?

Or do they gather different data with federal funds?

If so, why?


 


 

Straight Line of the Day: Updating Classic Versions With Classic Perversions: …

Audiences are left shocked by Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi’s ‘aggressively provocative’ Wuthering Heights movie with ‘BDSM sex scene
UK Daily Mail | August 8, 2025 | Sean O’Grady

… those expecting a faithful adaptation of the beloved work may be in for a rude awakening as Fennell’s upcoming film is said to lean into the ‘stylised depravity’ she has become known for after directing Saltburn.

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Oliver! With a Twist!

Mobius Dick

A Farewell to Harms

Porning Becomes Electra

All’s Quiet on the Chestern Front …


 


 

Babesleaga Group AG : Final Results and Standings

Votes are tabulated and we have a winner. Let us give conratulations to…

Dina Meyer

Results

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98 votes · 98 answers

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99 votes · 99 answers

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93 votes · 93 answers

Final Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Dina Meyer7 – 0 – 041359.0023059.00 – 32.85
Emmanuelle Chriqui6 – 1 – 042560.7121060.71 – 30.00
Jenna Ortega5 – 2 – 041258.8523358.85 – 33.28
January Jones4 – 3 – 033648.0028848.00 – 41.14
Jamie Murray3 – 4 – 024735.2837235.28 – 53.14
Laurie Holden2 – 5 – 024234.5737434.57 – 53.42
Anya Taylor-Joy1 – 6 – 022832.5740432.57 – 57.71
Joely Richardson0 – 7 – 021230.2841030.28 – 58.57

Group AH

Week 1

  • 10:00 am Deana Carter vs Faith Hill
  • 2:00 pm LeAnn Rimes vs Trisha Yearwood
  • 6:00 pm Lee Ann Womack vs Shania Twain
  • 8:00 pm Martina McBride vs Sara Evans


 


 


 

Poetry Corner

Wonder Woman, undressing and leering,

Asked — I thought — if I wanted a tuck

Unfortunately, I’m hard of hearing

And just as hard is my luck.

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Your turn:

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There once was a liberal plan

To make a woman resemble a man;

“We’ll have this perfected,

It’ll get us elected!”:

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Tragically, My Mind Tends To Wander Whilst Reading News Stories

… even the ones that aren’t intrinsically funny.

Registered sex offender pleads guilty after cutting ankle monitor, abusing 10 PNW teens

Star Wars sound effect: “PNW! PNW! PNW!”


KOIN | Aug 8, 2025 | Michaela Bourgeois

“The name is Bourgeois. Michaela Bourgeois. I’d like a Michelob in a wine flute.”

A registered sex offender pleaded guilty to federal charges in Seattle on Friday after sexually abusing teenage girls in Washington and Oregon, authorities announced.

Not funny. This story turned dark quickly.

But at least he was registered!

The United States Department of Justice said 28-year-old James “Jake” Harrison Newcomer admitted to sexually abusing 10 teen girls he met through social media between February and April of 2024.

James “Jake” Harrison Newcomer.

James “Jake” Harrison Newcomer.

Nope. Can’t see it as a Witness Protection Program name.

According to records filed in the case, Newcomer was on state supervision after more than two years in prison…

Define “supervision.”

On January 19, 2024, however, the monitor lost connection and when officers went to arrest Newcomer on January 25, 2025, he had left the home and could not be found, the DOJ said.

Ah. OK. As long as you have a definition.

Over the next three months, Newcomer posed as a teen boy online and contacted teen girls on social media, authorities explained.

And you want us to believe that after April 2024 he just magically stopped until you arrested him nine months later?

… Authorities noted that travel with the intent to engage in sexual acts is punishable by up to 30 years in prison …

Wait, what?

Wouldn’t that make dating illegal?