Straight Line of the Day: Can You Define What a Woman Is?
Hilarity Ensues When Former Dem. Gov Says He Can Define What a Woman Is, Then Tries and Utterly Fails
The Gateway Pundit | Jan. 16, 2025 | Michael SchwarzFormer Democratic Gov. Martin O’Malley of Maryland, who served as Social Security Commissioner for less than a year under President Joe Biden and whom extreme political junkies might remember as an obscure Democratic presidential candidate in 2016, has exposed himself as the latest in a long line of cowardly and spiritually corrupt woke leftists who cannot, or will not, explain the difference between a man and a woman.
On Wednesday, at a hearing of the House Oversight Committee focused on the stay-at-home federal workforce, Mace subjected O’Malley to a lengthy harangue, including a request for the definition of a woman, to which the former governor — true to form for a veteran of that comically dishonest party — offered a reply calculated to appease the woke mob.
“Madam, er, Congresswoman — ” a smiling O’Malley began, at which point Mace set the tone for the exchange by interrupting him.
“Can you define what a woman is?” she asked again.
“Oh, yes.”
“What is a woman?”
“You’re going to ask me to define what a woman is?”
“Yes, I am right now.”
“Well, I’m talking — ”
“You just said you could. Explain it to me.”
“I’m talking to a woman right now — distinguished woman — elected representative.”
Mace then repeated the question several times. O’Malley responded by objecting to her approach, suggesting that she had “denigrated” the hearing.
When the congresswoman started to move on to a different but likely related series of questions, O’Malley returned to his absurd “I’m talking to a woman right now” line of reasoning.
“I’m married to a woman. I have two daughters who are women,” he said.
The exchange continued in that manner…
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Bond Girlathon Week of 1/15/2025 Results : New matches for 1/22/2025
I hope everyone is staying warm. Well, except for those from warmer climes. I hope you’re cool. Results and new choices to make.
We also wish to announce a second day of Bond Girlathon for Fridays. I was scheduling out the matches for this group and I’m already into 2026 and not even half way through. I need to pick up the pace, a lot. So starting soon we will have Babesleaga Mondays and Bond Girlathon Wednesdays and Fridays with a possible further day thrown in. I am sorry to be inundating you with good looking women. My apologies.
Results
| Talisa Soto | No Preference | Kell Tyler |
|---|---|---|
| 122 | 3 | 78 |
| Eva Green | No Preference | Carey Lowell |
|---|---|---|
| 169 | 0 | 83 |
Week of 1/22/2025
Match 1
Catherina Murino (Solange Dimitrios) vs Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherina Murino | 1 – 0 – 0 | 142 – 2 – 91 |
Actress: Catherina Murino Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gemma Arterton | 1 – 0 – 0 | 199 – 1 – 28 |
Actress: Gemma Arterton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.
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Match 2
Olga Kurylenko (Camille Montes) vs Berenice Marlohe (Sévérine)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Olga Kurylenko | 0 – 1 – 0 | 91 – 2 – 142 |
Actress: Olga Kurylenko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Berenice Marlohe | 0 – 1 – 0 | 28 – 1 – 199 |
Actress: Bérénice Marlohe Nationality: French Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Sévérine was a captive of Raoul Silva’s, who had taken her out of the Macau sex trade at a young age. Bond met Sévérine at a casino and convinced her that he could kill Silva and let her go free if she helped him out. After killing her bodyguards, Bond managed to escape the casino and travelled with Sévérine to Silva’s private Island. The pair were caught, and for her betrayal, Silva placed a glass of Scotch on Sévérine’s head and asked Bond to shoot it off. Bond purposefully missed, but Silva shot her in the head anyway, killing her and knocking off the Scotch. Bond coldly commented that it was a waste of good Scotch.
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Straight Line of the Day: What Third Party Should AOC Belong To?
How to Fix America’s Two-Party Problem
New York Times | January 13, 2025 | Jesse Wegman and Lee DrutmanIn early 2020, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the progressive Democrat from New York, was asked to speculate about her role under a Joe Biden presidency.
She groaned. “In any other country, Joe Biden and I would not be in the same party,” she said, “but in America, we are.”
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Babesleaga Group AE : Week 3 : Drew Barrymore vs Alicia Silverstone
Are we having fun?
Drew Barrymore vs Alicia Silverstone
Drew Barrymore (0-2-0 Pts. 59 Avg. 29.50)
- Week 1 Lost to Sharon Stone 36-71
- Week 2 Lost to Demi Moore 23-89
VS
Alicia Silverstone (2-0-0 Pts. 130 Avg. 65.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Cathy Lee Crosby 57-53
- Week 2 Defeated Sharon Stone 73-49
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Babesleaga Group AE : Week 3 : Sharon Stone vs Susan Sarandon
2 hours into a brave new world.
Sharon Stone vs Susan Sarandon
Sharon Stone (1-1-0 Pts. 120 Avg. 60.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Drew Barrymore 71-36
- Week 2 Lost to Alicia Silverstone 49-73
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Susan Sarandon (1-1-0 Pts. 97 Avg. 48.50)
- Week 1 Lost to Demi Moore 19-88
- Week 2 Defeated Meryl Streep 78-33
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12:01 P.M. EST: Jill Biden Files for Divorce
Straight Line of the Day: Well, Goodbye
Who is the best Trump?
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Babesleaga Group AE : Week 3 : Meryl Streep vs Cathy Lee Crosby
Good morning, 2 hours to freedom
Meryl Streep vs Cathy Lee Crosby
Meryl Streep (0-2-0 Pts. 45 Avg. 22.50)
- Week 1 Lost to Julia Roberts 12-84
- Week 2 Lost to Susan Sarandon 33-78
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Cathy Lee Crosby (1-1-0 Pts. 154 Avg. 77.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Alicia Silverstone 53-57
- Week 2 Defeated Julia Roberts 101-29
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Babesleaga Group AE : Week 2 : Results and Standings
Free at last, free at last. Thank God almighty, free at last.
Results
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Standings
| Contestants | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Demi Moore | 2 – 0 – 0 | 177 | 88.50 | 42 | 88.50-21.00 |
| Alicia Silverstone | 2 – 0 – 0 | 130 | 65.00 | 102 | 65.00-51.00 |
| Cathy Lee Crosby | 1 – 1 -0 | 154 | 77.00 | 86 | 77.00-43.00 |
| Sharon Stone | 1 – 1 – 0 | 120 | 60.00 | 109 | 60.00-54.50 |
| Julia Roberrts | 1 – 1 – 0 | 113 | 56.50 | 113 | 56.50-56.50 |
| Susan Sarandon | 1 – 1 – 0 | 97 | 48.50 | 121 | 48.50-60.50 |
| Drew Barrymore | 0 – 2 – 0 | 59 | 29.50 | 160 | 29.50-80.00 |
| Meryl Streep | 0 – 2 – 0 | 45 | 22.50 | 157 | 22.50-78.50 |
Week 3
- 10:00 am Meryl Streep vs Cathy Lee Crosby
- 2:00 pm Sharon Stone vs Susan Sarandon
- 6:00 pm Drew Barrymore vs Alicia Silverstone
- 8:00 pm Julia Roberts vs Demi Moore
Babesleaga Group AE : Week 3 : Julia Roberts vs Demi Moore
We go to sleep a better nation.
Julia Roberts vs Demi Moore
Julia Roberts (1-1-0 Pts. 113 Avg. 56.50)
- Week 1 Defeated Meryl Streep 84-12
- Week 2 Lost to Cathy Lee Crosby 29-101
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Demi Moore (2-0-0 pts. 177 Avg. 88.50)
- Week 1 Defeated Susan Sarandon 88-19
- Week 2 Defeated Drew Barrymore 89-23
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