
“Miss Welch, would you say our relationship is a good one?”
“A great one, Mr. Walrus.”
“Glad to hear it.”
Winner

This week.










Sorry about this but I have discovered some serious scheduling irregularities that I need to work out. I don’t have time to do so at the moment so no matches this week. One match from last week was actually a repeat. I need to redo the scheduling and that will take a little time. Hopefully I can get this sorted for next week and resume the matches. Sorry for the inconvenience. The Friday matches should be good to go. Here is a little something to tide you over.

Study Suggests Europeans Are Closely Related
SciTech Daily | May 8, 2013 | UC Davis
… thus giving the lie to anyone who called them a bunch of bastards.
The Travel Mistake That’s Costing Americans Thousands Overseas (And How to Avoid It)
retirement.media | May 02, 2026 | Astrid CallahanIt doesn’t feel like a big decision in the moment. You’re standing at a café in Paris, a hotel in Rome, or an ATM in Tokyo, and a simple question pops up on the screen: “Would you like to pay in U.S. dollars or the local currency?” Most Americans instinctively choose U.S. dollars. It feels familiar. Safe. Transparent. But that small choice is quietly draining thousands of dollars from travelers every year—and most don’t even realize it until it’s too late.
This mistake is called dynamic currency conversion, and it’s one of the most expensive traps in international travel today. Instead of letting your bank handle the exchange rate, the foreign merchant or ATM does it for you—usually at a much worse rate.
Well, obviously, the first mistake is being in a café in Paris, instead of a Parisian IMAO interns’ dorm.
And so it begins.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dyan Cannon | 1 – 0 – 0 | 57 | 57.00 | 26 | 57.00 – 26.00 |
| Eva Renzi | 1 – 0 – 0 | 54 | 54.00 | 25 | 54.00 – 25.00 |
| Ursula Andress | 1 – 0 – 0 | 48 | 48.00 | 44 | 48.00 – 44.00 |
| Elke Sommer | 1 – 0 – 0 | 47 | 47.00 | 44 | 47.00 – 44.00 |
| Tuesday Weld | 0 – 1 – 0 | 44 | 44.00 | 47 | 44.00 – 47.00 |
| Sharon Tate | 0 – 1 – 0 | 44 | 44.00 | 48 | 44.00 – 48.00 |
| Mary Ure | 0 – 1 – 0 | 26 | 26.00 | 57 | 26.00 – 57.00 |
| Jean Seberg | 0 – 1 – 0 | 25 | 25.00 | 54 | 25.00 – 54.00 |
Week 2