Ohio announces modified voting schedule
Ohio has taken the lead in anticipation of the large turnout expected in this year’s presidential election.
It’s a one-page announcement from the Ohio Secretary of State, but here’s the short version:
Those voting Republican will vote on Tuesday. Those voting Democratic will vote Wednesday. Independents and others will vote on Thursday.
Here’s a link to the announcement:
http://www.sos.state.oh.us/SOS/PressReleases/OhioVoting.pdf
Other battleground states are expected to follow Ohio’s lead.
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October 29th, 2008 at 8:43 am
You know Basil the idiot democrats that read IMAO just might believe what you are saying!!!!
October 29th, 2008 at 8:54 am
No, no. We’re doing that in CO too!
October 29th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Basil, you are a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day!!!!!
October 29th, 2008 at 9:14 am
so uhm, yeah. no uh wait, what?
October 29th, 2008 at 9:46 am
You really had me going!
October 29th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Vote suppression! vote suppression!
October 29th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Suppressing the vote of those too ignorant or stupid to be allowed to vote in the first place is a good thing. Now, if you can just treat the paper with a genetically-modified poison that when a Democrat touches it they don’t wake up until after November 4th….
October 29th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Man, I’d forgotten that Old Crazy Eyes was running as the Green Party candidate. And if you Ignorant Racist Crackers don’t vote for her, she’ll smack you. Don’t you know who she is?!?!?!
October 29th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Seriously, I think they ought to make some “Saty in and don’t vote” commercials to offset all those “get out the vote” ones. Get some of those Hollywood talking heads to be in them. I envision something like:
October 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
That should read “Do the rest of the country a favor and don’t impose your ignorance…”
Preview is my friend.
October 29th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Thanks for not imposing your ignorance on us Ernie
October 29th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Good thing I sent each of my completed absentee ballots back to Ohio a few weeks ago, so they can all be counted Tuesday night.
Silly Ohio. Almost as silly as Illinois.
October 29th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Oh god I believed it for a minute! I’m not sure if that says more about me or our country….
October 29th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I found a mistake.
Near the bottom, they spelled the socialist party candidate’s name wrong.
October 30th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Well done, The fraud enabler- Ms. Brunner -
deserves every phone call this parody will generate to her
on Thursday when thirty clueless morons show up
to vote for Cynthia McCrazy.
October 30th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
The real news is that you can now vote in Ohio after providing a park bench or overpass as a residence address.
Wonder if there are any left? Or have they all been claimed by obamassiah kool-aid drinkers who plan to vote again in Ohio? (and again, and again, and again…)
October 30th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
II Thessalonians 2:11
“For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie”
Let us pray …
October 31st, 2008 at 12:06 am
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