Helicopters are racist

The President bumped his head.

Yes, Barack Obama bumped his head as he entered Marine One.

It’s news, because it was news when President Gerald Ford bumped his head.

But Gerald Ford bumped his head because he was a doofus.

But, The One can’t be a doofus. Therefore, helicopters are racist.

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  1. There’s been a bid out for several years for what company’s helicopter will replace the current Marine One “fleet.” I think you’ve just seen how the decision will be made. Smart money? MIL.

    BTW did anyone check the demeanor of the Marine guard at the boarding stair. This is often an important indicator of where the executive stands with the praetorians. They used to turn their backs on Clinton.

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  2. It’s ok…there’s plenty of money in the Porkulus Spectaculus Spendulus Ginormus to buy The Great Messiah Lord and Master Obama (May He Live Forever) a custom build helicopter with a mechanism to sense that “doofus bording”…adjust accordingly…

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  3. Buckets are racists too! Obama tools around thinking his magic head bucket that does the thinkin’ for him would shield him from doorways that jump into his way. But Mr Buckette ( he’s French Quebecois and small ) saw it coming and jumped out of the way at the last minute. Then this bucket which happens to be a white bucket sat and laughed a hard long belly laugh behind the bush.

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  5. I have no idea what Obummer thinks Mr. Buckette can do for him in the case of windows masquerading as doors. I’ve heard that Quebecois have magic powers. Maybe its a window to door transforming bucket. However on the side of the bucket it says:

    Recite the following incantation – Mecca lekka hi meca hinney ho, Mecca leca ho meca choney ho. THEN TOSS BUCKET AT WINDOW.

    Luckily even Obumma can understand these instructions because its errily similar to breaking and entering.

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  6. What a disappointment to read the article and found out he hit his head on the door frame. I thought he hit his head on the propeller…while it was still running.

    Did I say that out loud?

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  7. Within his first two weeks he CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WINDOW AND A DOOR to the oval office, and then CAN’T CLIMB INTO A HELICOPTER WITHOUT BANGING HIS HEAD?

    Yet, I’m guessing that some Chevy Chase-like idiot won’t be doing skits about his stupidity or clumsiness…wonder why.

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  8. Frank, I think we need to carry your analysis a little farther…

    You have proven that the President’s helicopter is racist. We should also note that the helicopter is mostly black but partly white — which means that things that are mostly black but partly white are racist. The President is mostly black but partly white — ergo, the President is racist.

    Also, you might not have noticed but it is the white part of the helicopter that banged Obama’s head. Further prrof of the racist nature of the copter. And did you also notice that the white part is on top? Just another example of the white machine keepin’ the blacky on da bottom.

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  10. Bush used to ride in that helicopter…it’s all Bush’s fault!!! And everyone, it’s not a bucket on his head…it’s the “thinking cap” from “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”. Surely, the great messiah has so much on his mind (more likely so little running through his mind), that he needs half a lemon to help him concentrate.

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