Less Offensive
Ok, so idiots are losing their minds about a cartoon.
Let’s help them.
Here’s a copy of the cartoon without words.
I’m not taking submissions on this one, but if you want play with it and post it somewhere, drop a link in the comments, otherwise just leave some words.
I’ll toss a few out there to get things rolling.
* Um… I’ve got a throwdown piece I can lend ya…
* Oh my God! You killed President Bush!
* Dude… your taser is in your LEFT holster.
* Nice group.
* It’s ok Bob, you HAD to shoot him. He was being racist.”
Your turn.
(17 votes, average: 4.94 out of 5)
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February 20th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
“Now who will sign the stimulus bill and lead the nation?”
Wait, that one might actually have racist implications.
February 20th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
“Don’t worry, nobody gets upset about cartoons unless you unfavorably depict the Holy Prophet of an intolerant cult of personality.”
February 20th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
“You had to; he was going to blow up the Statue of Liberty.”
February 20th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
“On no! You shot the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)!”
February 20th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
“What are you doing?!! He didn’t have a blue scrotum!”
February 20th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
“If he was such a violent, deranged animal, why did a bank give him a home loan?”
February 20th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
“If we ever have this situation again, first snarl, ‘It’s bedtime for Bonzo’ before opening fire. That would be awesome.”
February 20th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
“Yes, I guess a monkey smoking a cigar and wearing rollerskates is unnatural, but this still seems like an overreaction.”
February 20th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
“This all could have been avoided if we had just sat down and asked ourselves, ‘Why does he want to eat our faces?’”
February 20th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
“$10 bucks if you make it bowling ball.”
“I told you Sasquatch had been cited in D.C.!”
“Hey, ain’t that Nancy Pelosi’s kid? It gave me that deer in the headlights look.”
February 20th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Caption: No more shootin’ em in the ass eh Ramos! This one I guaran-damn-tee you will not sue. Now grab the shovel…
February 20th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
PETAs gonna stimulate the economy now lunkhead and sue the living shit out of the city
February 20th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Just sit him up on a park bench and put the gun in his hand; it worked for Hillary.
February 20th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Oh no, this is NOT good, isn’t that the new Moron President?
February 20th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Okay, so the House elects a ne Speak-whore…”
February 20th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
“Who’s gonna solve any tech problems at IMAO now?!”
February 20th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Don’t you know you’re going to. Shot the monkey!
Shot the monkey
Shot the monkey
Shot the monkey to life
(sing to the tune “Shock the Monkey”, Peter Gabriel)
February 20th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Yeah, I know it was weak, but OuchMySoreAss already took my “shot Mohammed” idea. My creativity is limited.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
On the bright side Sgt. Kemp, Paul Simon now has 51 ways to sing about.
February 21st, 2009 at 1:03 am
The Man in the Yellow Hat is going to be really pissed…
February 21st, 2009 at 1:31 am
“Stupid monkey, no free house for you.”
Yeah, I know it sucks, but it’s late.
February 21st, 2009 at 2:38 am
Kudos to Tommy The Towelhead.
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-”Now THERE”S something you don’t see very often, Norm.
Hamas terrorists usually wear those rags on their heads
so they aren’t confused with chimpanzees.”
-OK , you win the bet, those Botoxed eyes of Pelosi’s WON’T shut.
Here’s your dollar.
February 21st, 2009 at 7:16 am
When I asked him why his eyes were red he said I don’t know officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
Then he asked me if I was the guy from the Village People
Then he asked if I was Andy or Barney
Then he said he’d be happy to show me his license if I would just hold his beer
Then he said he thought one had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer
I snapped!
February 21st, 2009 at 8:51 am
Oh my God, Mac! You DID NOT just say “Die you spearchuckin raghead”!
February 21st, 2009 at 10:06 am
Oh no mister! Your not going to eat my eyeballs! Good thing I stay informed at IMAO, whew!
February 21st, 2009 at 10:09 am
or this
Did you see that look on his face Fred? I am glad you stopped him because I think he wanted to eat our eyeballs!
February 21st, 2009 at 11:06 am
“Quick! Put a typewriter by his head so people will get the joke!”
[inspiration from here - 10th comment down]
February 21st, 2009 at 11:42 am
Idiot. That’s not the president!
February 21st, 2009 at 11:56 am
“It’s coming right for us!” – Obscure South Park reference.
February 21st, 2009 at 12:48 pm
“Nice shooting, Lt. Booth!”
“Why thank you, Cpt. Oswald”
(wow that’s weak)
February 21st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Chimpbearpig? It’s got a pig nose now.
February 21st, 2009 at 3:09 pm
“I see you read IMAO too, Joe”
February 21st, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Oh my God! You shot Al Sharpton……….
February 21st, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Dumb bastard – he actually had an offer from the Knicks!
February 21st, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Hey… he slipped me this note… It says, “MY NAME IS TAYLOR”
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:57 pm
“No worries, pal… it’s not like we’re in a Danish newspaper.”
“Tell Mr. Peebles he can take down that sign in his window.”
“You’re were right, Bob… hollow points do make bigger exit wounds.”
“Don’t worry, Preston. I’ve had a lot of practice at this. I’m real good at crapping the crappers.”
“How could anyone get mad, Bob? We’re just a cartoon. People love cartoons, right?”
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Taylor? I just got it … she named the chimp Taylor?
Sometimes Karma can be a real b*tch!
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:14 am
Wait, what’s this note say? My name is Sam?
(Quantum Leap reference)
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:24 am
Relax Charlie, ACORN can still get him on the voter regestration list for the next election.
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am
“Well Sarge, I guess that’s one way to make some shovel ready labor.”
“You forgot to yell, ‘It’s comin’ right for us!’ before you shot it.”
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
“Jeez, Pete, Michael Jackson’s gonna OWN your ass, now…”