Frank Riddles
Jeff M gets the HIGH PRAISE for the riddle from last week. But there is more HIGH PRAISE left to obtain. So, riddle me this:
Perhaps she cares for you
As she sings you awake in the morning
And makes sure you eat your vegetables
No wonder those who can’t have her commit great violence
But love her too much and she’ll break your heart
I hope these are all helping to make you people smarter. Nothing motivates people to do well like the sweet sweet possibility of getting…
HIGH PRAISE!
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October 20th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Coffee?
October 20th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Bacon?
[Figured people would get this one pretty quickly. -Ed.]
October 20th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
BACON! Slarrow beat me to it though.
October 20th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Eh, I figured bacon worked real well for lines 4 and 5–wasn’t too sure about lines 1-3 (although sizzling bacon is a song, and most people will eat anything–salad, beans, etc–if you put bacon on it.) But when in doubt, go with bacon. Good advice for life, that.
October 20th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Don’t tell me you are talking about “mother earth”…
October 20th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Of course it’s bacon.
I ran a half-marathon this past weekend (yes, I’m awesome), and I smelled bacon over the last few hundred yards. So, I kicked it into top gear, thinking there would be bacon at the post-race food table, but alas, there wasn’t. It broke my heart… both the extra effort and the lack of bacon.
October 20th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Man, I suck at these. Previously I could blame Frank’s pop culture crap, but now I’m simply ashamed.
October 20th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Wah! Spambucket got my answer! i P h o n e 4!
October 20th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Eggs.
I’m just a contrarian today.
Bacon, lettuce and tomato sammich – with a beer – never breaks my heart, Frank.
October 20th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
That’s okay, Marko, Frank says you only have to be “marginally cultured.”
October 20th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
@Genghis Khen was the marathon in Cudahy, WI? The Patrick Cudahy plant makes the whole downtown and within 1 mile smell like bacon. I don’t know how anyone can live there and not weigh over 300 pounds.
Now that I think about that, right next to the bacon plant is an empty parcel of land (that would have been a Walmart had the lefties not killed it) that would be perfect for a illegal combatant detainment facility. We can’t waterboard them, so lets saturate their nostrils with bacon fumes all day and night!
October 20th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Okay, NOW I’m feelling smarter. The other riddles were way over my head, but I had bacon on this one immediately.
October 20th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
This just sounds like the daily affirmation this guy recites each morning.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/10/20/mary-obsessed-cameron-diaz-fan-arod-stalker-yankees/
October 20th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
@coldguy – nope, it was in Des Moines, IA. Usually, the downtown smells like garbage in the summer and crow crap in the winter, but not on this rare occasion.
October 20th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Jimmy,
It’s getting cold outside. If your heating bills climb or if you run out of coal or firewood, I offer reasonable rates if you wish to rent a room under my rock. I do require an interview and evidence you have work or potential work for the future.
October 20th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Well, gee, thanks, Marko. I’ll keep that in mind. However, I’m trying to quit working and retire early! I’m sick of paying taxes and think I’ll either (a) live in a cardboard box, or, (b) go sailing, or, (c) stay here by the bay and grow the potatoes that you and Frank love so much (in case you and he visit someday).
I have one bucket of coal left, btw. I can’t get any more because the stupid libtards in my state think it’s BAD, BAD! Hell, wood has more harmful combustion byproducts than coal, you know. So, in response to the coal prohibition, I now have almost five cords of wood stashed away for the blizzards of the next two years. May the cold weather come so the liberals around me choke on my smoke!
October 20th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Be careful with the sailing. You’ll smell so bad Frank will ban you.
October 20th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
what about Hillary Clinton? She might not break your heart, but if you let her straddle you, you might get a ruptured pancreas.
October 20th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
my ex-fiancee
October 20th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Dang, Jim.
October 20th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
GLaDOS — the computer from Portal?
October 20th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
If it is bacon, remember not all who can’t have her commit violence, such as we who couldn’t have her first!
October 20th, 2010 at 9:58 pm
ABBA?
October 21st, 2010 at 12:14 am
It can’t be just Bacon, that’s way to easy! Bacon Grease?
October 21st, 2010 at 12:58 am
If it’s not bacon, my second guess would be Aunt Jemima.
October 21st, 2010 at 2:42 am
Is it your stomach? Maybe hunger? It wakes you up in the morning, and if you eat too much you’ll have a heart attack and die. Also, people who can’t eat like in arabia and africa have all sorts of wars and stuff, great violence.
October 21st, 2010 at 6:01 am
Sounds a lot like how those guys at Daily Kos feel about their moms. But even more, that bag of nachos.
October 21st, 2010 at 7:24 am
Good morning. I still think it’s a BLT sammich.
October 21st, 2010 at 8:48 am
mallfly…Hillary straddling me! Now there’s a picture I could have done without! I think what would happen would be she would suck my soul out of my body until my corpse looks like it has been dead for about 1,000 years and then she would throw her head back and cackle Muwahahahahahaha!
October 21st, 2010 at 11:14 am
has to be bacon. That’s the only reason muslims commit violence, they can’t eat it.
October 21st, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Its McDonalds Breakfast!
October 21st, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Boy I missed this one, I thought it was about my neighbor…………
October 21st, 2010 at 6:48 pm
All this talk about bacon makes me double-disappointed teh hubby didn’t bring home a hog from his hunting trip last weekend.
October 27th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
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