Operators Are Standing By…

Posted by Mr. Right on December 24, 2010 at 12:58 am

A year in the making! Trillions of your tax dollars poured into its production! Now, at long last, it’s finally here!

K-Don’t Ask Don’t-Tel Records shamelessly presents:

Featuring all new recordings by the original stars!

  • Have Yourself A Merry Little Forgive The Expression – Nina Totenberg
  • Go Don’t Tell It On The Mountain/Deck The Halls Of Montezuma (aka “Don We Now Our Gay Apparel”) – The United States Military “Do Ask – Do Tell!” Chorus
  • The Twelve Days Of Lame Duck – Harry Reid & Nancy Pelosi
  • Away With Your Mangers! – The ACLU Chorus with The CAIR Community Choir
  • Do You See What We See?/Feelhiz Nobbyrod – The TSA Screeners Orchestra featuring Pat Downes
  • A Ban On All The Toys – Monet Parnham & The Santa Clara County Board of Supervisors
  • Wikileaks (On Internet Are) – Julian Assange
  • I’m Dreaming Of A Tickle Fight Christmas – Eric Massa
  • Guam, It Got Tipped Over By Our Soldiers – Hank Johnson
  • O Come Back, O Come Back, Rahm Emanuel! – Barack Obama

And so much more… you have to buy it so you can find out what’s in it!

Order now, and receive, as our special gift to you, that Alvin Greene action figure all the kiddies have been begging for!

Also available again for a limited time, last year’s seasonal celebration album!

What are you waiting for??? Order now!

[Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!]

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14 Responses to “Operators Are Standing By…”

  1. ussjimmycarter says:

    I saw my boyfriend kissing Santa Claus by Barney Frank

  2. Frank M says:

    Also featuring this added bonus:
    Track 3, when played backwards, is the cryptic message, ‘The Walrus was Saul’, and ‘Turn Me on, Big Sis’.
    Special hidden track, ‘Oh Come, Rahm Emanuel’, and includes a Rahm for Mayor bumper sticker.

  3. Iowa Jim says:

    One of the best IMAO posts ever!

  4. Jimmy says:

    With extra tracks!

    Deck The Halls With Bows of Folly – a duet sung by Barack Obama and Ben Bernanke
    What State Is This? – all 57 variations by Barack Obama
    Here We Go A Spendeling – The Congress of The United States
    Silent Night, Holy Crap – The Power Is Off But We Have Nuclear Weapons! – North Korea All Peoples Choir

  5. Your Merry Christmas Linkapalooza! « The Daley Gator links:

    [...] IMAO: SCROOGED! [...]

  6. Son of Bob says:

    I understand Barrack Hussein has released a list of the only Christmas songs he can tolerate singing:

    1 – Black Christmas
    2 – I Saw Mommy Eating Twinkies Instead of Carrot Sticks
    3 – Rudolph The Well Eared Reindeer
    4 – Conspiring Around The Christmas Tree
    5 – I’m Coming To Town
    6 – Happy Christmas (America Is Losing A War)
    7 – Limbaugh Got Run Over By A Reindeer
    8 – It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Nazi Germany
    9 – Please Come Here Illegally For Christmas
    10 – We Need A Little Government Regulation
    11 – I’ll Be Home In Kenya For Christmas
    12 – I’m All I Want For Christmas
    13 – (Sleep When We Tell You To) Silent Night
    14 – Holly Jolly Ramadan
    15 – Nester The Handsome Donkey

  7. Jimmy says:

    God Rest Ye Six Feet Under – Hillary Clinton and The Vince Foster Honorary Quintet
    John’s Nuts Roasting By An Open Fire – The ‘We Won’ Obama Singers
    Hark The Herald’s Dying Song – The Newspaper Death Ensemble
    Jingle Bells, Oh Those Smells, Biden All The Way – The White House Barbershop Quartet
    Good King Obama – Chris Mathews a Capella

  8. The Animal says:

    The cover is deeply inaccurate. Both Scrooge and the abominable snowman eventually found something called “REDEMPTION”. Does anyone here believe for one second that the subjects pictured on that cover can hope for the same?

    I thought not.

  9. Terry_Jim says:

    Good point, Animal,
    a toothless bumble is a humble bumble,
    but a toothless Pelosi is still a shrill moron clawing for power.

  10. MarkoMancuso says:

    Jimmy,

    Don’t forget We Three Ration Panel Judges.

  11. Dohtimes says:

    You’ve been bad so no coal in your stocking. Or your power plant.

    I’m dreaming of a white minority.

  12. ussjimmycarter says:

    I saw Barney kissing Santa Clause
    Hillary’s nuts roasting on an open fire
    It’s beginning to look a lot like (Happy Holidays) because we can’t say Christmas any more because we are the government and if we want your opinion we will give it to you!
    Rudolf the Nose Challenged Reindeer.

  13. Corona says:

    So with the repeal of DADT I suppose a conventional conversation would now consist of:

    (ASK)
    Straight guy – “Are you gay?”
    Gay guy – “Yes.”
    (TELL)
    Straight guy – “Hey everyone, this guy’s gay!”

  14. Sparky says:

    Walking In A Facist Wonderland

    City sidwalks, busy sidewalks, oh wait, that’s the unemployment line…..

    I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas (we have no food since Daddy lost his job)

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