We now join “The Situation Room,” already in progress.
This thing get XBox?
Let the adults talk. We’ll get to you in a minute.
Why don’t I get to sit at the table? You always make me sit over here in the corner.
Shouldn’t you be out playing golf?
I was. But I heard somebody say I was going to be on the big TV screen. But he pronounced my name wrong. Again. I think he did it on purpose. Make him stop.
Judas Priest! I could have been appearing on stage with Jeff Dunham. Instead I’m stuck here with you clowns.
Let’s see… W-W-W-dot-white-house-dot-com… Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh. I’m gonna see boobies. Heh heh heh. Hey! There’s no boobies here! Your husband lied to me!
What are you talking about?
Nothing. Never mind.
Damn fly-boy.
Sir, I’m Director for Counterterrorism. We’re making a raid on our most-wanted terrorist. Why am I stuck in the back?
Missy, we already got one chick sittin’ at the big table. Now go get me some coffee. And be quick about it.
I want one of those cool silver computers with the lit-up apple on it. Trump gets one of those! Why can’t I get one of those?
If you sit quietly and behave, we’ll see about getting you one for Christmas.
Christmas? What’s Christmas? Is that where we hang lanterns? I don’t want to wait that long. I want a silver Apple now!
He’s right. I can’t find Angry Birds on this one.
Damn fly-boy.
When do we get to see the terror guy?
They’ll get to him in just a little bit.
Are you sure this is live TV? It’s all dark and stuff. I was just outside and I saw the sun. I don’t think this is live TV. Is this TiVo or something?
It’s later over there. Remember what I told you about the sun and the earth? That’s why it’s already dark over there. But they’ll get to him in just a little bit.
Don’t shoot him in the head and drop the body in a park. You’ll never hear the end of it.
Well, then shoot him in the head and drop him in the ocean. Fish gotta eat, too. Speaking of which, when’s the pizza getting here? I’ve been here all day and haven’t eaten. I tell ya, war is hell.
So that’s why war is too important to be left to the politicians.
Basil, how did you get into the White House game, er, I mean situation room?
[Actually, the White House meant to release the Osama video, but released the Obama video instead. Easy mistake to make. – B.]
Basil, excellent! Damn flyboys! So, I think Hillay was throwing up in her mouth just a little bit. She was already 3 political steps ahead in the calculation and was thinking “oh no!”, “now how do I beat this dip stick in 2012 for the Democratic Nomination?” I wonder where Slick Willie was…getting a Monica somewhere I’m certain!
The Vince Foster reference was the crowning jewel.
Question: Did Obama move the “situation room” into a closet to make more room for the basketball court?
I knew she was versatile, but I had no idea that Linda Rondstadt was director of counter intelligence.
[If there is anyone who’s counter to intelligence, it’s Linda Ronstadt and her crowd. – B.]
No lie Son of Bob…Wolf Blitzer and CNN have a bigger situation room.
There were way too many laptops in that closet. Prolly tracking Twitter and Wikileaks.
Your best one yet, Basil. Well done, sir.
If that’s The Situation room, what does the Snooki room look like?
Agreeing w/#4 – Best. Line. Ever.
#10 – It’s small, orange, and smells like bad fish.
Bravo Basil!
Wow! Must have been exciting! Biden stayed awake.
Friggin hysterical!
Does Hillary have a cigarette in her mouth? I thought it was Obama who smoked!
(note: yes, I know that’s not a cigarette. not sure what it is, though. discuss.)
[In reality, it’s something in Denis McDonough’s pocket — card or piece of paper — that lines up with Hillary’s hand.
Besides, I don’t think you got to worry about Hillary putting any objects in her mouth. Her not doing that is what started that whole mess some years back, wasn’t it? – B.]
Excellent, Sir Basil!
Ditto to what ussjimmycarter said.