Now we know what happened to SpaceMonkey
Remember SpaceMonkey? Of course you do!
He hasn’t been around much, just commenting on occasion, and not having written a full blog post in over a year and a half.
What happened? Well, it turns out that he’s been involved in Iran’s space program. Check it out.
Now, he hasn’t turned against the U.S. or anything. I don’t think he has. I suspect he’s inside the Iran space program, turning knobs and throwing switches and causing all sorts of mayhem. Like the Dean Winters in the Allstate commercials.
I’m hoping he’ll stop by one day and give us the full scoop on what he’s been doing. But, until then, know that his absence is serving a greater purpose: screwing with the Iranians.
Good job, SpaceMonkey! You da man … um … you da simian!
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October 14th, 2011 at 5:57 am
SpaceMonkey’s foreign policy with Iran is better than Obama’s.
October 14th, 2011 at 7:49 am
AHA! So THAT’S why Spacemonkey’s website requires a password!
October 14th, 2011 at 11:08 am
Poor Spacemonkey. The rocket didn’t work. I an suprised Iran is using monkeys instead of the evil JOOOOOS, though.
October 14th, 2011 at 11:38 am
I guess Obama is succeeding in making Muslims proud of their space achievements. Go Space Monkey!
October 14th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
He’s teaching the Iranians how to brachiate…and they are his best pupils.
October 14th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Hey, I edit Frank’s posts occasionally. And I’m ok thanks for all your concern.
October 14th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
Glad to know this was not the end of spacemonkey.
October 14th, 2011 at 6:33 pm
SM: Does Frank know that you occasionally edit his posts?