Straight Line of the Day: On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…
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On the cover of the final print edition of Newsweek…
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December 26th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
…is an Obama quote: “You didn’t print this!”
December 26th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
The Ascension of our Lord Barack Hussein Obama
December 26th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
…You won’t print this again.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
is a picture of Egon Spengler: “Print is dead.”
December 26th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
…More printer’s union members that voted for Obama now among the unemployed.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
…More jobs vacated or shaved.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
The Prints is dead, long live the ePrints.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
. . . appears the legend “Fake, but Accurate.”
. . . appears Pilate’s question, “What is truth?”
. . . you can see Tina Brown’s resume.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:35 pm
… is the publication’s Dedication to Saint Karl Marx and his chief followers: Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Guevara and Obama.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:35 pm
…is “YOU’RE NEXT, TIME“
December 26th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
…”We’re All Out of Work…Bush’s Fault”
December 26th, 2012 at 1:07 pm
…is a picture of a crumpled up dollar bill.
December 26th, 2012 at 2:08 pm
… A picture of Rupert Murdoch lowering a pillow to the camera.
December 26th, 2012 at 2:50 pm
…the nekkid pic of Tina Brown that nobody would open the magazine to see.
…were the Wise Men with their gifts of other people’s gold for the newly reelected Democrat Jesus.
…the price: Suicide For The Cause.
December 26th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
A Twinkie!
December 26th, 2012 at 3:37 pm
A hammer and sickle…why try to sugarcoat it now?
December 26th, 2012 at 4:12 pm
…a picture of Time magazine with the words “Is Newsweek Dead?”
December 26th, 2012 at 4:49 pm
A picture of Bones with the caption, “It’s dead, Jim.”
December 26th, 2012 at 4:57 pm
…”The Mayans Were Right! -They were referring to us.”
December 26th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
“maybe we should have appealed to everyone?!!”
December 26th, 2012 at 5:54 pm
On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…the sled: “Rosebud”.
December 26th, 2012 at 5:57 pm
On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…A picture of the Tower of Pisa, with the caption: “Scientists prove that anything which leans too far to the left will eventually fall”.
December 26th, 2012 at 5:58 pm
On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…”Saving trees, losing jobs”.
December 26th, 2012 at 6:00 pm
On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…the name is misspelled as “WeSneek”
December 26th, 2012 at 6:25 pm
“Nothing to see here. Move along.”
December 26th, 2012 at 8:53 pm
… the picture of Obama announcing that he is not only Not Christ, he is the Antichrist.
December 26th, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Instead of “Newsweek” the banner across the top says “Pravda”
December 26th, 2012 at 11:17 pm
On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…”We got Him elected twice-our work here is done ! So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
December 27th, 2012 at 11:52 am
On the cover is a photo of the Obamanation announcing:”See, I told you that I could destroy it from the inside, Osama.”
December 28th, 2012 at 1:09 am
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