Straight Line of the Day: On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…

Posted on December 26, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

On the cover of the final print edition of Newsweek…

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30 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…”

  1. Conservatarian says:

    …is an Obama quote: “You didn’t print this!”

  2. rodney dill says:

    The Ascension of our Lord Barack Hussein Obama

  3. rodney dill says:

    …You won’t print this again.

  4. JGPetruna says:

    is a picture of Egon Spengler: “Print is dead.”

  5. rodney dill says:

    …More printer’s union members that voted for Obama now among the unemployed.

  6. rodney dill says:

    …More jobs vacated or shaved.

  7. rodney dill says:

    The Prints is dead, long live the ePrints.

  8. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . appears the legend “Fake, but Accurate.”
    . . . appears Pilate’s question, “What is truth?”
    . . . you can see Tina Brown’s resume.

  9. Writer says:

    … is the publication’s Dedication to Saint Karl Marx and his chief followers: Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Guevara and Obama.

  10. Mxymaster says:

    …is “YOU’RE NEXT, TIME

  11. Son of Bob says:

    …”We’re All Out of Work…Bush’s Fault”

  12. Apostic says:

    …is a picture of a crumpled up dollar bill.

  13. g says:

    … A picture of Rupert Murdoch lowering a pillow to the camera.

  14. Dohtimes says:

    …the nekkid pic of Tina Brown that nobody would open the magazine to see.

    …were the Wise Men with their gifts of other people’s gold for the newly reelected Democrat Jesus.

    …the price: Suicide For The Cause.

  15. Matt Musson says:

    A Twinkie!

  16. zzyzx says:

    A hammer and sickle…why try to sugarcoat it now?

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …a picture of Time magazine with the words “Is Newsweek Dead?”

  18. Jimmy says:

    A picture of Bones with the caption, “It’s dead, Jim.”

  19. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …”The Mayans Were Right! -They were referring to us.”

  20. tanstaafl says:

    “maybe we should have appealed to everyone?!!”

  21. CTCompromise says:

    On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…the sled: “Rosebud”.

  22. CTCompromise says:

    On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…A picture of the Tower of Pisa, with the caption: “Scientists prove that anything which leans too far to the left will eventually fall”.

  23. CTCompromise says:

    On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…”Saving trees, losing jobs”.

  24. CTCompromise says:

    On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…the name is misspelled as “WeSneek”

  25. Jimmy says:

    “Nothing to see here. Move along.”

  26. Writer says:

    … the picture of Obama announcing that he is not only Not Christ, he is the Antichrist.

  27. blarg says:

    Instead of “Newsweek” the banner across the top says “Pravda”

  28. CTCompromise says:

    On the Cover of the Final Print Edition of Newsweek…”We got Him elected twice-our work here is done ! So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

  29. Writer says:

    On the cover is a photo of the Obamanation announcing:”See, I told you that I could destroy it from the inside, Osama.”

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