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The most surprising moment in the new David Bowie video…
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January 10th, 2013 at 12:24 pm
Paul Hogan saying, “That’s not a Bowie…. THIS is a Bowie!”
January 10th, 2013 at 12:26 pm
…in a cameo appearance… Madonna left her clothes on.
January 10th, 2013 at 12:37 pm
…was halfway through, you get Rickrolled.
January 10th, 2013 at 12:37 pm
The most surprising moment in the New David Bowie Video was when Bowie’s dessicated head—sewn onto a knit-pillow body—had to get the train from Potzdamer platz. I never knew it could do that.
January 10th, 2013 at 12:41 pm
…was halfway through, you get Rickrolled with a PSA starring Sandra Fluke and Nancy Pelosi as poster children for prophylactics.
January 10th, 2013 at 12:42 pm
… The scene where he and Mick Jagger run off to the national cathedral to get married.
January 10th, 2013 at 12:45 pm
…is that some people think David Bowie is still relevant.
January 10th, 2013 at 12:54 pm
..the part where Simon Cowell tells him he’ll never make it as a singer.
January 10th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
…is that-wait. David Bowie’s still alive???
January 10th, 2013 at 1:45 pm
..is that he substituted his father for himself. Why?
January 10th, 2013 at 1:55 pm
…is the introduction where Obambi tells about how as a child he would “Bowie” to America’s enemies long before David became famous.
…is the part where The Thin White Duke becomes The Thin Hate Whitey Puke who rules the USA.
…is when Major Tom finally gets ground control to return his call they are all speaking Farsi.
…is when he does his Top Ten List and …wait a minute…that wasn’t David Letterman?
January 10th, 2013 at 1:58 pm
…is when I wasn’t the least bit disappointed that the video has been taken down.
January 10th, 2013 at 2:05 pm
…is when it turns out the entire municipal budget of Suffragette City was spent on birth control and genital wart remedies for its population, and its infrastructure has completely collapsed.
January 10th, 2013 at 2:23 pm
… Is how well it goes between Murder, She Wrote and Matlock reruns.
January 10th, 2013 at 2:33 pm
…is that he and Chris Matthews are actually Waldorf and Statler from the Muppets.
January 10th, 2013 at 2:35 pm
…is when the Curiosity rover discovers there really are spiders on Mars.
…was when the video ended, it sounded like everyone was booing, but they were actually cheering ‘Boooo-ie’.
January 10th, 2013 at 2:36 pm
…the Depends product placement.
January 10th, 2013 at 2:39 pm
… when Shaggy ripped off Bowie’s mask to reveal that he was Tom the Carnival Operator all along.
January 10th, 2013 at 3:25 pm
…was when Obama showed up in the video, dressed as an Asian woman.
January 10th, 2013 at 6:38 pm
..is that he’s married to an ex-supermodel named Iman, not A Man who used to be a model. It’s not in the music video, but still suprising.
January 10th, 2013 at 6:40 pm
..is that he’s married to an ex-supermodel named “Iman”, not “A Man” who used to be a model. It’s not in the music video, but still surprising.
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January 10th, 2013 at 9:47 pm
…is when it blips backwards for a second and you can hear a demonic voice tell you to buy a Chevy volt
January 10th, 2013 at 9:48 pm
was when….um… I don’t know, I couldn’t force myself to watch a David Bowie video
January 11th, 2013 at 4:44 am
… is that he could still get one broadcast.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:50 am
the scene where Bowie is shown mainlineing a Rogain / Cialis coctail.
January 11th, 2013 at 11:20 am
it’s revealed that Major Tom wasn’t actually lost in space. That was a just a cover story for his stint in a rehab clinic getting treated for his heroin addiction.
January 11th, 2013 at 2:09 pm
by using advanced technology he did another horrible duet with Bing Crosby.
January 11th, 2013 at 2:37 pm
The early returns have Blarg #14 leading, DamnCat close behind.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:32 pm
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