Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Moment in the New David Bowie Video…

Posted on January 10, 2013 12:00 pm

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The most surprising moment in the new David Bowie video

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29 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Moment in the New David Bowie Video…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    Paul Hogan saying, “That’s not a Bowie…. THIS is a Bowie!”

  2. rodney dill says:

    …in a cameo appearance… Madonna left her clothes on.

  3. HokieGomer says:

    …was halfway through, you get Rickrolled.

  4. Jack says:

    The most surprising moment in the New David Bowie Video was when Bowie’s dessicated head—sewn onto a knit-pillow body—had to get the train from Potzdamer platz. I never knew it could do that.

  5. HokieGomer says:

    …was halfway through, you get Rickrolled with a PSA starring Sandra Fluke and Nancy Pelosi as poster children for prophylactics.

  6. g says:

    … The scene where he and Mick Jagger run off to the national cathedral to get married.

  7. HokieGomer says:

    …is that some people think David Bowie is still relevant.

  8. DamnCat says:

    ..the part where Simon Cowell tells him he’ll never make it as a singer.

  9. Drew says:

    …is that-wait. David Bowie’s still alive???

  10. tomg51 says:

    ..is that he substituted his father for himself. Why?

  11. Dohtimes says:

    …is the introduction where Obambi tells about how as a child he would “Bowie” to America’s enemies long before David became famous.

    …is the part where The Thin White Duke becomes The Thin Hate Whitey Puke who rules the USA.

    …is when Major Tom finally gets ground control to return his call they are all speaking Farsi.

    …is when he does his Top Ten List and …wait a minute…that wasn’t David Letterman?

  12. Dohtimes says:

    …is when I wasn’t the least bit disappointed that the video has been taken down.

  13. FredKey says:

    …is when it turns out the entire municipal budget of Suffragette City was spent on birth control and genital wart remedies for its population, and its infrastructure has completely collapsed.

  14. blarg says:

    … Is how well it goes between Murder, She Wrote and Matlock reruns.

  15. rodney dill says:

    …is that he and Chris Matthews are actually Waldorf and Statler from the Muppets.

  16. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …is when the Curiosity rover discovers there really are spiders on Mars.

    …was when the video ended, it sounded like everyone was booing, but they were actually cheering ‘Boooo-ie’.

  17. DamnCat says:

    …the Depends product placement.

  18. Stephen says:

    … when Shaggy ripped off Bowie’s mask to reveal that he was Tom the Carnival Operator all along.

  19. gsmtiger says:

    …was when Obama showed up in the video, dressed as an Asian woman.

  20. Drew says:

    ..is that he’s married to an ex-supermodel named Iman, not A Man who used to be a model. It’s not in the music video, but still suprising.

  21. Drew says:

    ..is that he’s married to an ex-supermodel named “Iman”, not “A Man” who used to be a model. It’s not in the music video, but still surprising.

    (Updated with spelling corrections)

  22. a guy named Rob says:

    …is when it blips backwards for a second and you can hear a demonic voice tell you to buy a Chevy volt

  23. a guy named Rob says:

    was when….um… I don’t know, I couldn’t force myself to watch a David Bowie video

  24. Writer says:

    … is that he could still get one broadcast.

  25. Matt Musson says:

    the scene where Bowie is shown mainlineing a Rogain / Cialis coctail.

  26. Harvey says:

    it’s revealed that Major Tom wasn’t actually lost in space. That was a just a cover story for his stint in a rehab clinic getting treated for his heroin addiction.

  27. Marc says:

    by using advanced technology he did another horrible duet with Bing Crosby.

  28. Dohtimes says:

    The early returns have Blarg #14 leading, DamnCat close behind.

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