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The most surprising moment in the new David Bowie video

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  1. …is the introduction where Obambi tells about how as a child he would “Bowie” to America’s enemies long before David became famous.

    …is the part where The Thin White Duke becomes The Thin Hate Whitey Puke who rules the USA.

    …is when Major Tom finally gets ground control to return his call they are all speaking Farsi.

    …is when he does his Top Ten List and …wait a minute…that wasn’t David Letterman?

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  2. …is when the Curiosity rover discovers there really are spiders on Mars.

    …was when the video ended, it sounded like everyone was booing, but they were actually cheering ‘Boooo-ie’.

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  3. ..is that he’s married to an ex-supermodel named “Iman”, not “A Man” who used to be a model. It’s not in the music video, but still surprising.

    (Updated with spelling corrections)

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