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The most surprising moment in the new David Bowie video

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  1. The most surprising moment in the New David Bowie Video was when Bowie’s dessicated head—sewn onto a knit-pillow body—had to get the train from Potzdamer platz. I never knew it could do that.

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  2. …was halfway through, you get Rickrolled with a PSA starring Sandra Fluke and Nancy Pelosi as poster children for prophylactics.

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  3. …is the introduction where Obambi tells about how as a child he would “Bowie” to America’s enemies long before David became famous.

    …is the part where The Thin White Duke becomes The Thin Hate Whitey Puke who rules the USA.

    …is when Major Tom finally gets ground control to return his call they are all speaking Farsi.

    …is when he does his Top Ten List and …wait a minute…that wasn’t David Letterman?

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  4. …is when it turns out the entire municipal budget of Suffragette City was spent on birth control and genital wart remedies for its population, and its infrastructure has completely collapsed.

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  5. …is when the Curiosity rover discovers there really are spiders on Mars.

    …was when the video ended, it sounded like everyone was booing, but they were actually cheering ‘Boooo-ie’.

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  6. ..is that he’s married to an ex-supermodel named Iman, not A Man who used to be a model. It’s not in the music video, but still suprising.

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  7. ..is that he’s married to an ex-supermodel named “Iman”, not “A Man” who used to be a model. It’s not in the music video, but still surprising.

    (Updated with spelling corrections)

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  8. …is when it blips backwards for a second and you can hear a demonic voice tell you to buy a Chevy volt

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  9. it’s revealed that Major Tom wasn’t actually lost in space. That was a just a cover story for his stint in a rehab clinic getting treated for his heroin addiction.

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