Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most surprising moment in the new David Bowie video…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most surprising moment in the new David Bowie video…
Paul Hogan saying, “That’s not a Bowie…. THIS is a Bowie!”
…in a cameo appearance… Madonna left her clothes on.
…was halfway through, you get Rickrolled.
The most surprising moment in the New David Bowie Video was when Bowie’s dessicated head—sewn onto a knit-pillow body—had to get the train from Potzdamer platz. I never knew it could do that.
…was halfway through, you get Rickrolled with a PSA starring Sandra Fluke and Nancy Pelosi as poster children for prophylactics.
… The scene where he and Mick Jagger run off to the national cathedral to get married.
…is that some people think David Bowie is still relevant.
..the part where Simon Cowell tells him he’ll never make it as a singer.
…is that-wait. David Bowie’s still alive???
..is that he substituted his father for himself. Why?
…is the introduction where Obambi tells about how as a child he would “Bowie” to America’s enemies long before David became famous.
…is the part where The Thin White Duke becomes The Thin Hate Whitey Puke who rules the USA.
…is when Major Tom finally gets ground control to return his call they are all speaking Farsi.
…is when he does his Top Ten List and …wait a minute…that wasn’t David Letterman?
…is when I wasn’t the least bit disappointed that the video has been taken down.
…is when it turns out the entire municipal budget of Suffragette City was spent on birth control and genital wart remedies for its population, and its infrastructure has completely collapsed.
… Is how well it goes between Murder, She Wrote and Matlock reruns.
…is that he and Chris Matthews are actually Waldorf and Statler from the Muppets.
…is when the Curiosity rover discovers there really are spiders on Mars.
…was when the video ended, it sounded like everyone was booing, but they were actually cheering ‘Boooo-ie’.
…the Depends product placement.
… when Shaggy ripped off Bowie’s mask to reveal that he was Tom the Carnival Operator all along.
…was when Obama showed up in the video, dressed as an Asian woman.
..is that he’s married to an ex-supermodel named Iman, not A Man who used to be a model. It’s not in the music video, but still suprising.
..is that he’s married to an ex-supermodel named “Iman”, not “A Man” who used to be a model. It’s not in the music video, but still surprising.
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…is when it blips backwards for a second and you can hear a demonic voice tell you to buy a Chevy volt
was when….um… I don’t know, I couldn’t force myself to watch a David Bowie video
… is that he could still get one broadcast.
the scene where Bowie is shown mainlineing a Rogain / Cialis coctail.
it’s revealed that Major Tom wasn’t actually lost in space. That was a just a cover story for his stint in a rehab clinic getting treated for his heroin addiction.
by using advanced technology he did another horrible duet with Bing Crosby.
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