Stop & Frisk is a bad policy and an even worse way to deal with being on fire.
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 12, 2013
I flew my dog to Martha's Vineyard at taxpayer expense in consultation with businesses.
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) August 12, 2013
The judge went too far when he sentenced Whitey Bulger to having his life story turned into a movie starring Ashton Kutcher.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) August 12, 2013
Real French tips aren’t nails, they’re tidbits like “be rude to everyone”.
— jon sender (@senderblock23) August 12, 2013
You'd think the supposed Professor of Constitutional Law would calm down his crazed minions and tell them people are allowed to goof on him
— HeWhoIsFatedToBring (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 13, 2013
You can achieve everything you want if you're unambitious enough.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) August 13, 2013