So Obama shook hands with Commie dictator Raul Castro, and some people are angry about that. The problem is that Obama probably didn’t know what he was supposed to do with a Commie other than shake his hand because he hadn’t thought about how to handle Commies beforehand. I, on the other hand, am always thinking of what I’ll do when I encounter a Commie, and here are the option I always keep in mind:
OPTIONS FOR HOW TO HANDLE A COMMIE
* Karate chop
* Shove into cannon
* Fire out of cannon
So Obama might want to add these option on how to handle a Commie to his current repertoire of “shake hands with” and “learn from.”
How do you handle a Commie?