I know the year of the monkey starts now, but I hate monkeys, so stop mentioning it.
That said, I got an e-mail from a friend of mine in Florida who is trying to find a home for a cat. Hopefully someone can help.
I’m trying to find our cat a new home. It is a nice
cat, even likes baths, as you can see from the picture. Trouble is, my
husband says the cat stares at him, and it freaks him out. Even though it is
all in his head, I have find the cat a new home. Interested?
Picture of the Kitty
BTW, I have tomorrow off, so I’m sleeping in. I’ll post before lunchtime, though.
Man.. That is one freaky cat… I think I’ll pass..
That picture deeply disturbs me…
i don’t think i’m gonna sleep tonight.
Why, Frank? Why?
I think I know that cat. Dean was giving a speech about winning in a bunch of states, then he glanced over and said, “YEAGH! What an ugly cat!”
http://imao.us/sound/deanscream.wav
Even Chomps might pause a little before ripping it to bits.
This may be just the cat for Acidman!
johnb
Oh my, that was very rattling indeed. I don’t belive I’ll be able to rid my thoughts of that face for at least a fortnight. That was purely chilling in the plainest sense of the word.
Dear God, have you any mercy?
Bah. Your pictures of freaky eyed cats do not scare me. I have seen the face of Helen Thomas and can withstand anything!
Oh my god…
So, I was looking for the common man’s view on the elections, and I say to myself “Hey, my good friend at IMAO.US can help me out!”
Then, I see an ad to help find a kitty a home. Being an avid cat advocate and lover, I look at the picture to see what I can do.
I’m home alone and I’m freaked out. What horror movie did you grab that from?! HAVE MERCY!!!
I have bad news: the cat thing is a hoax. That really looks like the grandmother of this girl I used to date. I thought, “She’s gonna turn into that?” I broke up with her. Of course it does explain why she kept bringing me mice…
Nothing says I love you like a dead mouse in the doorway!
Thanks, Frank. I was about to slumber after one more quick surf. Looks like I’ll be up for awhile.
http://www.topfx.com/cgi-bin/mixmaster.cgi?layouturl=democrats.org&contenturl=imao.us
A mix of democrats.org for the layout and imao.us for the content…hilarious
You’re not funny, Frank.
CHRIST!!! Next time warn somebody!!
http://www.cutecat.com/pix/1999/falstaff11.jpg
here, you should feel better after this.
i didnt think i could hate cats more than i already do…
This will definitely set me back in therapy…
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
Cat lover’s beware…….
Oh, and for those that don’t get humor, its not real.
That cat looks amazingly like our dearly departed pet, Crypto, who recently died for the ninth and final time. My wife Lilly and I would be happy to give it a home.
Herman Munster
No way are you going to give that cat away!! That’s my long lost cousin Ick! Morticia and I have been trying to dig him up for centuries!
that cat rules – i’ll take it – it would do well with the demon cat i already have – i can walk it in manhattan and scare away the left
//thumbsdown.
You should see the old owner:
http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/08-29-03-mated/DaShoe_sfmated.jpg
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND PURE…good kitty, now put down the axe
Oh sweet Lord. It’s like Gollum and Mao Tse-tung had a kid.
falls over dead
Are you sure it’s not some sort of mutant monkey?
if Nancy Pelosi was a cat…
Ye gods, that thing is ugly.
ASK ME ABOUT MICROWAVING CATS, FOR FUN AND PROFIT!!!!!
CATS STOMPED FLAT…WHILE YOU WAIT!!!
Wait. Thats my cat. Your nasty florida friend stole my poor, defensless, helpless kitty! In the famous words of Howie Dean, YEEEAAAGH!!
Or if you’d rather have a dog: http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg07082003/Cacogen2.jpg
Or just go here to look at all the animals:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1551
If you can stand Michael Jackson. I can’t see why you can’t for this cat.