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  1. It is unclear, at this time, whether they plan to destroy us or merely enslave us. But one thing is certain: the monkeys will soon be here.
    And I for one welcome our new simian overlords! I’d just like to take this opportunity to point out how helpful I can be in rounding up conservative sword owners to work in their underground banana plantations.

  2. I’m guessing “No Way”. Of course when I read it on The Corner yesterday, I wanted to write and correct the author. Thanks for letting me know that you wrote it, so I can point out the mistake! 🙂
    Why would I do that, you ask? Because I’m some anal-retentive science guy who just can’t see that it was meant to be funny and look past the blatant error? Yeah, sounds right.
    You write that “mass becomes denser when it cools”. I guess that’s why ice floats in water, because it’s more dense? Most (possibly all, I can’t think of an exception) gases do become denser, but not all mass does.
    There. I’ve got that off of my chest. I feel much better now. Thanks. Say, what’s that angry looking dog doing chewing a hole in my front door? Wait, no! No! Aaaaaaaaugh!

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