When I wrote the “PREVIOUSLY ON IN MY WORLD” part to my In My World™ post today, I decided out of whimsy to add a “SPONSORED BY” part and chose Harvey’s Bad Money since he occasionally throws a couple bucks my way when he really likes an IMW and was the first loser (i.e., came in second place) for the infamous permalink contest. Now, I’m thinking of making it a permanent feature. For the current asking price of five dollars, you can earn yourself a place in In My World™ history by sponsoring a post. I already have a taker for the next one, but I’ll accept for the three after that as well (one per customer). The procedure will be to <a href=”mailto:THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMus what you would like your sponsorship ad to say (I’m going to say up to 100 characters, html tags not counting, i.e., you can have as many hyperlinks in it as you want). If I approve your sponsorship, you will then need to send me the five bucks through paypal along with the text of the ad in the notes. Do not send money by paypal before approval (unless you just like giving me money). This will be first come, first serve. Later, I’ll decide whether to discontinue this or to take more sponsors (and maybe raise the price – Muh ha ha ha!).
Jonah Goldberg has not responded to my hate mail. It is safe to assume I have reduced him to a quivering spineless mass. Soon I will be the most recognized, humorous conservative in the blogosphere! Muh ha ha ha!
According to me Extreme Tracking, I should pass the one million mark for unique visitors this coming month. As celebration, I will have a new permalink contest. This one will have only one round to it, as contestant will be selected by a random number generator from those who apply. There will also be a twist to this one and maybe enough prizes that I’ll let people without blogs apply to compete too. More details later. Muh ha ha ha!
Well, that really didn’t require an evil laugh, but I was trying to keep up the tempo.
Evil laughs are absolutely neccessary when it comes to promoting yourself. Anyway, I would pay for the IMW thing, but being poor because of college and all…meh.
If you skipped eating ramen noodles for eight weeks, that would be five bucks right there.
mmmmm…ramen noodles
ill contribute 5 bucks if you use it to get a brain transplant
Ben, maybe he could just borrow your’s since you don’t seem to be using it.
But what would you do with it?
Its clearly defective.
I need more knick-knacks for my house’s plant shelves. Might work there.
Are you taking sign-ups for the permalink contest yet? If so, then
FIRST!
You can never have too many permalinks from IMAO.
I think you better double check that money that Harvey tossed in your tip jar, Frank–it’s probably rejected graffiti currency…. 😉
Harvey,
I won’t take sign ups until I explain the details. You will get special consideration since you were first loser of the last.
So…I just watched a TV programme about Iraq in the aftermath of the “Liberation” and it made me angry about your little website. Not that it matters – I know you don’t care, and you’re all tall, tanned and American, with great teeth. (Maybe a little on the fat side, but, hey, it’s Florida, who’s going to notice?)
It was just that, watching that programme, the ludicrous “Whup-ass” stuff on this site got turned into reality, and stopped being funny. REAL dead people. REAL dead kids. (And all better-looking than the average American. Why do you bother putting braces on their teeth when they still end up fat and hideous?)
“Whup-ass?” In the history of mankind there’s never been such a chicken-shit bunch of arseholes as the the inhabitants of the U.S.A. (Don’t hurt me, I’ve got a big gun.”) Oh yeah, I understand the Gun Lobby now…
Anyway, you don’t care, I don’t care. I feel better, you feel, errm, nothing. I just want to make a couple of suggestions:
1)if you’re all frightened of people hurting you, (and you obviously are) why don’t you just get back to the U.S. and stay there?
2)if people hate you and want to kill you, maybe you could figure out what it is that you do that pisses them off, and, uh, stop doing it.
I just thought it made economic sense, if nothing else.
Bye now.
Davy, get over yourself. The only difference between you and us is that the reality hit home for us a long time ago and Americans decided to actually do something about it.
(BTW, I know Americans are supposed to be incapable of recognizing irony, so I won’t point out the fact that a Red Coat is accusing Americans of being imperialistic and elitist.)
I know that Americans are capable of recognising irony. If you were stupid there’d be an excuse for you. But there’s no excuse – you’ve come from the louse-infested heaving of Ellis Island to flame-grilled infant Whoppers in Baghdad in, well, not much time at all. Just go back home. There’s nothing we want from you but your silence. Nobody really hates you. Nobody wants to kill you. Just shut up and f*** off.
And… you may be capable of recognising irony, but you certainly can’t recognise your own troops. I love those “friendly fire” stories – keep ’em coming Ace! Over here in Yoorp we just love to take the edge off our irrelevance by counting those body-bags comin’ home. Yee-hah!
Some obsess with avoiding evil, but the greater virtue is try and do good.
My point that I was going to make exactly. The thing is that we are not cowards, unlike some..er..many in this world. Where is the honor in standing idle because one believes that if one does nothing, then nothing will happen to you again? Such idiocy will be the death of us all. NEVER believe in that naive optomism of this true “peace.”
Davy’s just jealous that the British Empire is now confined to one small island and a colony on the Spanish coast.
Davy’s suffering a severe case of envy. Little of any good is accomplished in this world withour U.S. leadership, sweat, blood, and, yes, big American guns. Big American guns saved British ass in 1917 and 1945.
Obviously, Davy’s not the man his Prime Minister is nor is he worthy of the sacrifices of Her Majesty’s armed forces.
Davy also is unable to communicate without punctuating his speech with the F word. However, he apparently has discovered the Democrat’s method of talking through his ass. Rave on, Davy.
So…I just watched a TV programme about Iraq in the aftermath of the “Liberation” and it made me angry about your little website. Not that it matters – I know you don’t care, and you’re all tall, tanned and American, with great teeth. (Maybe a little on the fat side, but, hey, it’s Florida, who’s going to notice?)
It was just that, watching that programme, the ludicrous “Whup-ass” stuff on this site got turned into reality, and stopped being funny. REAL dead people. REAL dead kids. (And all better-looking than the average American. Why do you bother putting braces on their teeth when they still end up fat and hideous?)
“Whup-ass?” In the history of mankind there’s never been such a chicken-shit bunch of arseholes as the the inhabitants of the U.S.A. (Don’t hurt me, I’ve got a big gun.”) Oh yeah, I understand the Gun Lobby now…
Anyway, you don’t care, I don’t care. I feel better, you feel, errm, nothing. I just want to make a couple of suggestions:
1)if you’re all frightened of people hurting you, (and you obviously are) why don’t you just get back to the U.S. and stay there?
2)if people hate you and want to kill you, maybe you could figure out what it is that you do that pisses them off, and, uh, stop doing it.
I just thought it made economic sense, if nothing else.
Bye now.
We’ll remember that the next time the Germans are bombing the shit out of your pitiful little island.
Davy said:
I know that Americans are capable of recognising irony. If you were stupid there’d be an excuse for you. But there’s no excuse – you’ve come from the louse-infested heaving of Ellis Island to flame-grilled infant Whoppers in Baghdad in, well, not much time at all. Just go back home. There’s nothing we want from you but your silence. Nobody really hates you. Nobody wants to kill you. Just shut up and f*** off
Tell that to the families of the 3000+ people that died on September 11, 2001. You ignorant piece of Euro-excrement.
The bad guys win when the good guys do nothing.
…Or Davy’s just a flaming loser who found your Website and wanted to whine a little. Let’s simply forget his existance.
Besides, he’s probably just some smart-mouth obese kid with braces living in Kansas with a computer and no social life.
Not that there’s anything wrong with braces or Kansas. Now obesity, yes, gross.
Obesity is great! (I’m trying to sell some 3XL shirts over here)
For all that typing and all those big words, I’m still wondering if it actually said anything that made sense…
I got lost after the first couple sentences.
Yeah, I like a salad. A baked potato with some cream cheese and chives. That is what he was talking about right?
Until I see that all nations are better off than the US, I will believe them. Until then, stop being hypocritical about us. I will not stand up for your socialistic and communistic ideas. It is not right that everyone should live the same, finacially that is. Some deserve it more than others, for they have fought for it. Do you see us Americans saying, “Oh, I wish we were like France because they live in harmony and they are better than us”? NO! Whoever says that are idiotic leftists and anti-americans in this country that are blinded by that rubbish.
Thanks for clearing that up for me, Libby, your use of our language does you credit, particularly as you have obviously gained your knowledge of it by monitoring the radio transmissions of extremely stupid people.
And I may have got a little out of hand in here last night, you know, I’d had maybe a little too much to drink, and the pictures on the television…and and it seemed like I’d, you know, uh, upset some people – I’d just like to take the opportunity of saying, uh, Ahahahahahahahahha. (And I’m not an obese kid from Kansas. Maybe a little jowly these days, is all. And I have a girlfriend and everything.)
Luv you. Mwah.
“1)if you’re all frightened of people hurting you, (and you obviously are) why don’t you just get back to the U.S. and stay there?”
Good point, Davy – albeit forever preserved under your hat. Would that even make sense? They “hurt us” on our own soil…So we eliminate their capability to hurt us or anyone else again. Now we mop up, tie-off loose ends, and the world is a bright and happy place again. Yea America!
Oh and yeah, your damn right we have “big guns.” Your little anger problem is obviously a manifestation of latent penis envy…
“2)if people hate you and want to kill you, maybe you could figure out what it is that you do that pisses them off, and, uh, stop doing it.”
Now little Davy… People hate us because we live FREE, and we’re not about to give that up anytime soon. (Didn’t we already prove that to you Eurotwats a time or two?) Of course we have our own dim-witted Euro-sympathetic liberals who would like us to be more “compassionate” to those who hate us – perhaps even to bow down to the evil will of the Unite Nations. But whilst they’re off hugging trees, we’ll take care of them, too. All in due time.
Now, just stand right there and hold this sign…
Asi –
Wonder no more…I parsed that sucker up above, and I can tell you with supreme assurance, ol’ “marketocrats” was just passin’ wind.
If NASA could harness that much hot air, they wouldn’t need a main booster for the next launch.
Ha ha, thanks JB =}
“And I may have got a little out of hand in here last night, you know, I’d had maybe a little too much to drink, and the pictures on the television.”
Davy, the reason no one cares what you think is because your huge revelation came from watching television.
I have read this article very attentievly, but I have no my own idea about it