O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!

Guess who’s going to be watching 24 in widescreen tonight?
That’s right – me! I got my rear-projection TV back. Now I don’t need you losers for nut’n! Bwa ha ha ha!
Just don’t remind me about the repair bill…

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  2. Don’t do it, it’s a trick!
    Television is designed to introduce you to the hollywood ideal, which is extremely liberal. They sneak into your home in the guise of exciting stories and flashy gun shoot-outs. It’s all a scam to get their hollywood evil into your home.
    Be careful Frank. Be careful all of you.

  3. Don’t worry, jonag, they’re on the same channel, so they clearly don’t conflict.
    And Frank, whatever you do, just don’t think about that repair bill. And how all of your t-shirt profits just went out the window. And everyone else, BUY HIS T-SHIRT!
    (you haven’t said that in a while, Frank, so I thought I’d do it for you.)

  4. LibertyBob, you have a valid (& serious) point! TV watching is the liberal’s way of invasion. Shoot your TV, and go outside & contemplate you navel or something. Breath fresh air, look at stars, whatever. Just DON’T watch the accursed thing! It’ll rot yer brain. And besides, ever see what a .44 mag will do to a cathode ray tube?

  5. $430 is a small price to pay for such a total emersion in selfishness. The repair god will be here to fix mine on friday–the same day by chance that I get my big, fat, tax return! Screw the LLL and their dogooder causes; I’m watchin Big Screen with a full Sony Surround Sound!!!!!!

  6. Gloat all you want now, Frank! One day your power will go out AGAIN and you’ll be griping yet again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!… Glad you have your system up and running. Hook up a DVD and slip in ‘We Were Soldiers’ You won’t regret it!… Red.

  7. D00d. WTF? Repair bill? You should have purchased your tv from Costco, as all decent Americans do. Then, there wouldn’t BE a repair bill, because you can just return it for a refund when it goes out, and buy a replacement with all that money you just got put into your hot little hands.
    Sheesh. Posts like this make me wonder about your ability to fight ninja monkey democrats.

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