Only a few babe entries (and a ton of judge entries) have been sent in, but that’s why I gave three weeks time. I will confirm I’ve recieved each entry for the babe competition with an e-mail, so, if you don’t get one, be worried (I’m not confirming the judge entries. I got ’em; don’t worry). I expect all babes who read IMAO to enter; IMAO will not tolerate shy babes!
Speaking of babes, have you seen how Condi has handled herself in the 9/11 commission with a stacked audience against her? I think hardly anyone could take that and stay composed. I’d be strangling people left and right after a few minutes.
no joke. my wife had to tell me to calm down after i shot the TV repeatedly screaming die liberals die!!!!
she just doesn’t understand…
and by the way…First!
The Republican party is THE Party of Babes (and smart ones too!): Condoleeza Rice, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, etc., etc., And who do the Dimocrats have? Hillary Clinton, Helen Thomas, Betty Friedan, etc., etc.,
I rest my case!
here here!!!
Much as I enjoy Ann Coulter’s writings, I’d have to disagree with her babe-ness.
Laura Ingraham, though… drool
Oh, and these guys have a good list, too:
http://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/index.html
Does Janet Reno count as a Dem “babe”?
::revelling in the images I just planted in the male IMAO readers:: heh heh :oD
i especially loved the part when bob kerrey started whining as condi repeatedly kicked him in the gralls. she’s my hero.
The statements of Condoleezza Rice are there.
AAARGH! I am waiting patiently for Rice to whip out the Bolo and gut the liberals one by one, causing Ronald McDonald to have a Meat-Orgy and scoop up all the entrails and fry them for his new McLeftist salad. A new addition to the dollar menu.
I can see why the liberals are upset, though. They blame Bush for not using the cla1rvoiant (did I spell that right?) powers given to him by the giant space monkey that crashed in Roswell back in’47 to forsee the evil that was coming out of Osama and the rest of the afghan nation.
To truly stop the tide of terrorism, we need to give ALL of the middle east a nice vinegar and Maalox enema, followed by an afternoon gay-porn film festival.
…because you see, all terrorists are FAGS!
NARGNARGNARG!
…please help my brain be happy!
i am sooo in love with condi. I want to have her love child. even though i am a large man. large and manly.
Condi for Pres in ’08!!!
Frank, why do you have changed Glenn Reynolds’ quote on the side bar ?
That farce today would have looked much better if Rumsfeld had shown up with Chomps. Now that would have been entertaining.
Just call me Judge Joatmoaf.
Judge Dredd more like.
And I loved the overall image of a bunch of rich white guys ganging up on a smart black woman. Dr. Rice acquitted herself admirably, particularly when she noted that President Bush’s first National Security Directive was “Eliminate Al Qaeda”.
You know, sometimes they are as stupid as we think they are.
Just got back from my college Republicans meeting… we had a nice discussion about Condi’s handling of the commission. All were thoroughly impressed- and I had a bit of an inside joke with my fellow Berkeley Girl 🙂 who reads the site about what would have happened if she pulled a Rumsfeld Strangler-esque attack on the commission.
And don’t worry, Frank, my entry will be coming soon enough! I just have to figure out what to wear… and as I am just a dumb blonde, who knows how long that could take =P
lol, sorry, but this came up on my page for the random quote generator- thought it was all too appropriate for this point in time (Damn, Frank, you’re just that good!)
“Wow,” Rice exclaimed, “Too dumb to even be a Communist; didn’t think that was possible.”
“I would point out,” said another reporter, “That just because someone has a Communist viewpoint, doesn’t mean they should be shot.”
Rice then pointed the gun at him and pulled the trigger. “It works!”
sigh… if only…
As will my entry, too, from the other BerkeleyGirl. I sent in a Frank Answers about this whole more than one girl from Berkeley thing, we’ll see if I get an answer…
Now, now, m’dear, no need to get jealous, just cuz I’m more vocal! There’s plenty of room at Berkeley for more than one hot conservative chick 😉
If anyone is interested, there are IMAO babes here.
http://retrorockets.homestead.com/files/temp/IMAOBabes.htm
If your not interested, please ignore this message.
Who said anything about jealous? And really, with the two of us, anyone else is just icing on the cake for Berkeley. 😉
Every time I heard the audience cheer in the background, I felt like yelling “Hey! You Assholes from the New York Times! Keep it down back there!”
Frank I have found a picture for your babes or anyone who wants to add it on the side bar.
Hey BerkleyGirl and The Other BerkeleyGirl (BG & TOBG):
How many BerkleyGirls does it take to beat down a room full of hippies?
a: 1
b: 2
c: We prefer to use our superior wit and beauty to completely destroy them with words alone. Well, words alone plus an M-16.
d: Only one room full of hippies? You are thinking on far too small a scale.
Oh and BG…. on what to wear.. call me crazy, but I’m thinking a t-shirt would be in order.
Matt: LOVE IT. IMAO babes plus guns and bombs. Truly there is little more stimulating than a woman with a gun.
Interestingly enough, a woman with a knife is simply frightening.
Ahhh, the legacy of Lorena.
Soup: I agree that Condi should have worked them over harder. Maybe halfway thru Ben Veniste’s speeches she should have put a can-opener on the table, then a can, then started opening it. When asked what’s in the can, she could have turned it around and in big letters they would see “WHUP-ASS”. Then she could have thrown down the ninja smoke, somersaulted over his head, and beat him down with her lady-ninja nunchaku (tastefully finished in black laquer with sea-foam overtones, and mother-of-pearl studded accents).
Oh, and your question on your spelling here: “cla1rvoiant “. Ummmm… no offense, but I’m reasonably certain numbers aren’t used in the spelling of words. 😀
The spelling is clairvoyant.
Jewels~of~the~Jungle,
Q: What does a tight-rope walker, a skyscraper window washer, and a guy getting a blow job from Janet Reno all have in common?
A: None of them want to look down.
geez Jefe, not after breakfast. yeee-uck.
geez Jefe, not after breakfast. yeee-uck.
i think Condoleeza Rice should be nominated the IMAO babe
Ok krakatoah, you silly boy… it’s so much more complicated than that! lol
Please enlighten this poor benighted soul. I know there is much I can learn from you on the proper treatment of hippies, seeing as you have far more contact (full I hope, with brass knuckles) than I.
What would you suggest as a first beating for instance, and how often should I water a hippie to make sure it doesn’t expire prematurely?