It’s funny the things you find when you check who is linking to you in technorati. Everyone once in a while, I find someone who says something negative about me! Scary, but true!
Simon of Simon World wonders why I receive “slavish worship”. He doesn’t understand why two fan sites for me just suddenly spawned with no prompting. He just doesn’t get why people find me so funny.
Now, I don’t have the credentials to declare someone insane (maybe one of you slavish worshippers do), but obviously this Simon character must be nigh-retarded and was probably abused as a child. Anyone who even half glances at my site and has his or her full sense should instantly see that I am genius like this world has never known. My keen insight rips through the issues of the day, and I am artist with words, my worst post still besting anything by a lesser genius. All that, and my wit is so sharp it’s classified as an illegal weapon in some states. If there are any faults to me, perhaps I’m too humble at times, but I am working on that.
Now I’m receiving a torrent of e-mails of just how great this site is (deadline it tomorrow morning, BTW), but I think it would be good for Frank Fans to go and educate this fool Simon of my greatness. I could just say, “Yucky-boo Simon!”, but I think we should shine the light of truth on this imbecile and see him either convert to righteousness and follow me or scurry back into the darkness like some cockroach.
Hey, that was a pretty good metaphor… well, technically it was a simile. Anyhoo, I need to finish my lunch.
UPDATE: Simon has reminded me of a worthy cause to help the joooos. Currently, the first google hit for “Jew” is an anti-Semitic site, so people are trying to use a google bomb for good to make it point to the wikipedia entry for Jew.
First Post!
I believe that MENSA should kneel before your mighty… er.. might oh great intellegent one.
I’d love to do that to him, but I have made it my policy not to send anything to anyone, due to a past of massive contoversy
“Now obviously this Simon character must be nigh-retarded”. Frank, you truly are an artist with words!
sharp wit is against the law here in TN. Actually, wit in general is against the law here. But it is only a misdemeanor. Sharp wit is a felony. If I keep reading, I might spend some time in Brushy Mountain. Oh well, it’s worth it.
They only insult you in an attempt to get attention. If you ignore him, he’ll go away.
On second thought, that sounds too liberal. I think they wanted us to ignore Sadam Hussein till he went away. We all know where that led.
Just go kick his ass, Frank.
Yea, Frank – that was clever…a little too clever. You’re one of them!
Are we going to have to break out the M word?
Yo Frank. Where do you want your 100 story statue placed? Also people are worried that your worshippers are cultists since they’ve all done beserk and starting rockets at the moon!
Looks like Fascist McFascist is on Simon’s case, over there. Heh.
Frank J Fleming, you do realize Simon is a Munuvian, don’t you? And you do realize we now control half the blogosphere, right? This is a battle you shall not win.
BlogWarII?
Frank J has misguidedly launched an attack at our beloved Simon. Are we prepared to test our war-readiness yet?…
Are you sure he didn’t mean “Slavic”? Slavic worship?
I mean, I think you’re funny, but those Eastern European-types, they cannot get enough of IMAO.
Big Dog,
Let’s not be hasty with the M-word…
Tony Pentin says “Yucky-Boo,” Frank – perhaps you and him are one in the same?
Tony Pentin says “Yucky-Boo,” Frank – perhaps you and him are one in the same?
I got it!! You can market a “Know the Enemy” bib for all of us drooling morons who happen to adore you Frank!! I want a pink one.
Now as hilarious and inspiring as IMAO is, I do believe the “I am genius like this world has never known.” stuff is bordering a little on inspiring people to break the first commandment
No, we’re more Baltic than Slavic. See the Commisar’s map for proof.
As for you, Frank, lay off or we unleash the hamsters! [What’s that? Oh.] I’ve been reminded that we no longer have any hamsters. Lay off or we unleash Jennifer!
hey ya guys i was fishing around the internet like i do everyday and i saw this and just had to post it here…….im sure you’ll get quite the kick out of it Frank and i hope ya see it soon! http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=31845
I am hopeful that was not supposed to be a witty or humorous post. If so, you missed the mark badly IMAO.
Kang, the funniest marsupial without a blog (anymore since some asshole stole my server space) in the world
Spnak Frnak!
I would hate for any misunderstanding between Frank and the Munuvians to erupt into outright hostilities . . .
Frank has a nice site, amusing in its own little way. I’m sure once he thinks this through he’ll decide against awakening the sleeping giant of Munuvia. He would rue the day.
This Simon character is so full of ego that he needs to shit the stink out everyday at his stinky blog.
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WAR! Propaganda
Frank’s misguided attack (on fellow Munuvian Simon) has revealed his true colors. Blue: Hey, it’s not my fault he can’t get a girl….
Simon is one of ours, so if there is any spanking to be done, we’ll be the ones doing it.
This is one of the many benefits of being Munuvian.
Along with world domination, that is.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
One of the perks of living inside of the walls of a house is that you can access all of the wiring. I tapped directly into the cable system. I am easily able to access really cool stuff like this…