On my blogads, I have Robert Whitfield trying to beat a liberal in North Carloina, and he could use your help.
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abuse it baby!!!!
Real Frank fans would also want to come and bid on one of three autographed Victor Davis Hanson books.
Since I can’t bid on them, I’d certainly bid on a t-shirt.
Since I can’t post on the contestants for some reason – SarahK should get the vote – that’s gotta be the sexiest picture of a woman I’ve ever seen (I think it’s the gun).
Of course, CCinCali, Serenity, both the Berkeley girls and jonag all rank right up there with supreme hotness.
Sell a monkey? That way everybody but PETA wins.
hln
SarahK is gonna kick our butts! Who’s the brave soul on the other side of that gun??
Darn!! I should have used a gun in my picture.
Whitfield is in my district. I live in a conservative part of NC (Cary) but we are gerrymandered with Chapel Hill, the loony left’s last stand in NC. David Price (Whitfield’s opponent) is a left wing wacko. It would be great to unseat him!
Frank,
Thanks for the note on your site. I am one of Whit’s Assistant Campaign Managers and am incredibly excited to see the nationwide support we are receiving so far. With endorsements from folks like Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) and Walter Jones (R-NC), we are well on our way financially. Visit http://www.whitforcongress.com to join our $5,581 revolution that ends tonight! That is $1 for everyday David Price has been in Congress. Thank again, Frank!
jonag, i wasn’t ascared of you till i saw your picture, you’re hot(said in a non-lesbian way)! my sister is on the other side of the gun, she’s so brave for a 20-yr old.
Hey, I go to NCSU, so I’m in the 4th district. I think I’ll vote for him, so there’s my support.
Hey, I go to NCSU, so I’m in the 4th district. I think I’ll vote for him, so there’s my support.
Frank,
How about this:
The Berkeley Band Of Babes and JONAG as the Head Mistress for the Frank J/IMAO Productions spokes-models.
Great John! We appreciate your support. This is truly a grassroots campaign and we need people like you on our side. Feel free to get in touch with us if you are interested in helping out. We also have internships available this summer. Find out more at http://www.whitforcongress.com/internships
Take Care,
Matt
Ehh, I think someone should “subtly mentioned” the atkins diet to a few..
shoulld have*
Did you see that picture of Sarah? What a gun!
There is something really ‘conservative’ about a right wing intelligent literate woman posing with a gun…
I think you’re gonna win Sarah.
PS – by conservative I mean hot.
PPS – by hot I mean able to sell T-shirts, the Brooklyn bridge, whatever…
Well, I did have a water gun I thought about using..But it didn’t match the outfit I was wearing.. How dare you be so pretty, sarahk!
Damn you, sarahk! You and your cheating (and by cheating I mean having a super cool picture). There must be a rule against that somewhere. flips through the rule book Well, I’m sure it’s written in really small print or something. Just give me a sec to find it…
me???? what about you, CCinCali and BerkeleyChick?? whining can’t we all just get along? end whining
btw, CCinCali, that’s why i chose a silver S&W, it went with my jewelry and my belt. plus, it made me look tough. i also had a cool ninja sword, but none of those pictures really worked.
oh, Mahatma, i’ll send you that $5 right now.
Only $5, sarahk? his comment was worth at least $10! Now, if only I could find someone to pay off…
And the least you young pretty girls could have done was rat your hair or paint a scar or wart on your face somewhere..
Hey i started the damn thing!
Dan..thanx for the honorable mention..how much?
Why nothing at all!
I’m rooting for all those I mentioned 🙂
Also I just got to thinking that Frank didn’t want comments on this, so I’m pretty sure I’ll be thrown in the shredder sometime later today for it.
Dan, I’m just grateful for the honorable mention!! Thanks!!
my bad, Dan (i promise i did thank you on my own blog!!). many thanks (really? sexiest ever?? are you married? girlfriended? do you like the mountains and canyons?), and especially for not charging us! bats eyelashes
CCinCali, what are you, like 25? I’m older than you! and all my scars, etc. were carefully hidden under a ton of Mary Kay, since Frank said no photoshopping.
Well, if you want to auction off a shirt, that blog business is over at midnight…. but you already know what I think about that.
Enrich yourself only.
Sarahk,
I don’t think anyone (especially myself) would mind dropping his significant other for you…
but that’s just my opinion 😉
sarahk..As Amph has clearly pointed out, several times, I am an old woman at 32.. But I did hear that Bengay.com is having some kind of t-shirt contest also.. Maybe I’ll head on over there.. wish me luck!
CCinCali,
You’re 32???!?? I put you at mid 20’s (25-27) at the oldest. Stay young and beautiful, no matter what your age!
Oh, Dan…Dont! Stop! Don’t Stop!
🙂
I’m serious! I hope you know it too!
Thank you.. .Now shut up and kiss me!
With pleasure!
CCinCali, I forgot it was you who Amphi deemed “old” — at least she didn’t have a problem with your inherited last name! Ok, so you’re a little older than me, but you definitely don’t look it! And no, I won’t kiss you.
Dan, you’re so sweet!
DAY-um! I don’t envy the judges at all…well, mebbe I do, except for the part when they start to have blurry vision from looking at all these fine right-thinking bee-YOOOOOOOO-tiful contestants.
CCinCali, I want to know who snuck around Bush’s attempt to stop human cloning, ’cause I’d SWEAR you and Ann Coulter are one and the same.
FWIW, Jonag deserves the Tshirt Babe role by default; not only is she pretty, but I think her reasons for winning (all 4 of ’em) gives her the edge over the others. But it’s a mighty thin edge, at that.
Well done ladies!
Ann Coulter you say? Hmmmm..Never heard that before..hoping i didn’t cut and paste that picture from her website
🙂
Why thank you Ken!! (blush, blush).
sigh
Damn you girls and your hot pictures! If only I was lesbian… or drunk… =P Guess I’ll just have to resort to a Tonya Harding-esque “intervention” if I want to win (darahk and jonag, where do you two live? I already know where BerkeleyChick is…)
Ooh, better idea- if BerkeleyChick and I come as a “package deal”, could we win? It’s like a 2-for-1 deal, and a pretty good one at that, if I do say so myself!
But I feel special just for being mentioned in the posts, so thanks guys! 🙂
Are you kidding, BerkeleyGirl! You are totally hot…I would be all over you if I were a man ..or even a drunk woman!
Oh really? So where did you say you lived again? 😉
(wait, shh… BerkeleyChick might be reading this, and she gets jealous…)
Ahem ahem. I feel so betrayed, BerkeleyGirl! Of course, I might forgive…if I get to play, too. 😉
Ladies, I’m just speakin what I’m feelin’
Both you and your significant others should feel extremely lucky to have someone both as beautiful and as conservative as you all.
God bless and good luck (I only wish I had the same luck).
Dan
um, BerkeleyGirl, i live in an undisclosed location.
an undisclosed location? Say Hi to Dick Cheney for us Sarah 🙂