Hey, I just received my first threat via email. It seems that Brian.Finlayson@Tabs.toshiba.com would like to key my Dodge 3500 dually. Being a understanding kind of guy, I emailed my new friend Brian that he can easily identify my white dually, it is the one with the gun rack in the back and not to pay any attention to the dog boxes. Did I do right?
Needs more cowbell? That’s f-ing hilarious Turkeyhead!!! you get the obscure SNL reference award today.
Thanks Frank. This one made the day.
Jason H
Austin, Texas
AMEN!!! That’s what I’m talking about. Shew. If only the Ratings groups wouldn’t stop it’s production. Jeeze. Our children need to learn about REALITY, and not from TV shows.
Since they don’t read, only watch reality TV, and play online games. This is the way to go. 🙂
For those of you out of the cowbell loop, they are referring to a Jay Morher impersonation of Christopher Walken on a Stephen Lynch CD.
Sheesh, was that so hard?
I need a talk glass of water now…
Ohh that was good stuff. So true, so true. My fav was:
15. About every five minutes I want one of my helicopters to crash, completely on its own, for some f***ing reason.
Oh, that was my fave too. Second favorite was the last line in #13: “I want a France.”
Loved it – thanks for posting it, Frank! Made me laugh out loud and my cubicle neighbor stood up to see what I was laughing at. You’re making me embarrass myself – not like you don’t do that frequently. 🙂
I really liked that one, too. Particularly the Truth Status: Not Handling It.
Also the mission objectives incl: Tanya, who will be flying in on her jetpack.
I’m speachless. Almost.
Holy crap that’s funny. Needs more cowbell, though.
LOL… I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Hey, I just received my first threat via email. It seems that Brian.Finlayson@Tabs.toshiba.com would like to key my Dodge 3500 dually. Being a understanding kind of guy, I emailed my new friend Brian that he can easily identify my white dually, it is the one with the gun rack in the back and not to pay any attention to the dog boxes. Did I do right?
Needs more cowbell? That’s f-ing hilarious Turkeyhead!!! you get the obscure SNL reference award today.
Thanks Frank. This one made the day.
Jason H
Austin, Texas
guys guys guys, I put my pants on just like you, one leg at a time.
…and then I go and make gold records
My regards to Joe foo’ the Marine, Frank. God Bless him and protect him.
Didn’t get the “needs more cowbell” schtick. Maybe I’m not hip either…..snif
I gotta have more cowbell.
Brass.
I love No. 17 on that list.
I thought I WAS playing that game but it turns out I had just turned on CNN.
AMEN!!! That’s what I’m talking about. Shew. If only the Ratings groups wouldn’t stop it’s production. Jeeze. Our children need to learn about REALITY, and not from TV shows.
Since they don’t read, only watch reality TV, and play online games. This is the way to go. 🙂
Ah, pointlesswasteoftime.com!
I found this website when my sister pointed out this:
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html
“50 Reasons LOTR Sucks”–It’s hilarious.
For those of you out of the cowbell loop, they are referring to a Jay Morher impersonation of Christopher Walken on a Stephen Lynch CD.
Sheesh, was that so hard?
I need a talk glass of water now…
“tall” glass of water. My bad…
Afterlyfe,
Already linked that one twice. Found out you need a parody alert with that one because too many people take it seriously.
Ohh that was good stuff. So true, so true. My fav was:
15. About every five minutes I want one of my helicopters to crash, completely on its own, for some f***ing reason.
Oh, that was my fave too. Second favorite was the last line in #13: “I want a France.”
Loved it – thanks for posting it, Frank! Made me laugh out loud and my cubicle neighbor stood up to see what I was laughing at. You’re making me embarrass myself – not like you don’t do that frequently. 🙂
Now see, that was funny. I got that. Maybe I’m hip after all, but only computer game hip because I’m a BIG F***ING LOSER!
Omigod! That was the funnies thing I’ve read in a long time, thank your brother for that 🙂
…shock all but the Japanese.
Best pointless application of genius… ever.
Regard to #20,I always wondered whether the film maker intended on a lot of the audience supporting Jack Nicholson’s character as I did?
Sorry, I meant #19.
I really liked that one, too. Particularly the Truth Status: Not Handling It.
Also the mission objectives incl: Tanya, who will be flying in on her jetpack.