Hide your children! Al Gore has gone completely off the rails!
“DESTROY ALL HUMANS! DESTROY ALL HUMANS!”
To think how close we came to having him as president four years ago. Talk about dodging a bullet.
So do you think Gore will drag down Kerry with his insanity? Or will he help Kerry by making him look much more reasonable in comparison? Discuss among yourselves.
First
First….again!
….rats…..
All I can say (other than FIRST!) is “typical”.
I’m proud to say I was a PALM BEACH COUNTY, FL voter last election!
What a dirtbag.
Drat. You guys are too fast for me.
Wow, I just read Gore’s (what shall I call it: essay? article? screed?) and dear God how close we came to having that nutball in the White House.
God bless us and keep us from idiots like Gore.
Amen.
Question: I noticed the “make a donation” link at the bottom of Gork’s little rant, and wonder if they have a mailing address?
I’d like to donate a warm steaming turd, symbollic of the crap being spewed by Kerry’s cling-ons. (NOT referring to Star Trek)
If you don’t eat your vegitables, someday Gore will get elected to something.
man, that looked long, can someone just summarize it for me, my attention span isnt … where am i?
I started reading…got to about the sixth paragraph and started to get sleepy.
Al Gore needs to take some writing lessons from Bill Whittle.
Summary:
The sky is falling and Bush is to blame.
This just in from Gore, “Be wery, wery quiet, I’m hunting wabbits.”
Hey Frank, I’m blocked at work from viewing the link to Gore…what, is he like naked or something?
Zzzzz… Huh? What? Man, I got to paragraph 1 & 1/2 and zonked out. (Well it was either that or go vomit, I mean, ick .. AlGore.) Good thing I wasn’t reading this at work…
BTW, am I the only one that starts feeling constipated just hearing his voice?
I am waiting for Gore Dean 2008.
Vote Gore Dean 2008! We are very loud.
..and crazy I forgot crazy
Where do you even start to rebut such garbage? That was the biggest pile of crap I’ve ever seen assembled into one semi-coherent document. I’m sure liberal weenies are all over – I sure hope some use it for their talking points. The lack of intelligence it conveys is astounding beyond words. And I’m sure the media is drooling all over it…
Bush should pick it up, refute every word and sentence, and post it on his campaign site to explain why the US was correct when they elected him prez instead of algore.
any of us could come up with a hundred comments on this; I will submit one. Mr. Gore suggests that we is acted pre-emptively instead of following ‘international law’. Mr. Gore; what good did ‘International Law’ do for the Poles, the Czechs, the Finns, the South Vietnamese, and many others in the last century? Do anyone honestly think than anyone on this earth will go out of there way to defend the U.S.? Fornicate them all, I say.
“We don’t need no permission slip from anybody to take care of business.”
W
I started to read that trashy diatribe, but it was just a bunch of rehash you get from the Big 3 New Nitwits. Plus I just had some good Texas B-B-Q and didn’t want to see again so soon. What saddens me is that there are plenty of morons that will suck that tripe up and believe that it is the gospel according to Al. Is there anyway that we can prove MoveOn.org is a Terrorist Organization and Al Gore is Al Bin Laden ?
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
And if Kerry the election does take
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
(‘Cause I don’t want to live in that hell!!)
I’d rather be the guy in Clockwork Orange with the tooth picks in my eyes than listen to either Gore or Kerry speak.
To quote from the speech text –
“…but the Corrections Officer says, ‘I love to make a groan man piss on himself.”
Really? “Groan”? A “groan man”? What the hell is that? It’s (repeat after me) g-r-o-w-n. That’s “grown.” Got it now? Yeah, like I’m going to believe some idiot that can’t tell the difference between “groan” and “grown.”
Want to try spelling potato next? Or, would that be “potatoe” to you? God, what a maroon.
Somebody should ask Gore why his old boss, Bubba, bombed Baghdad in 1998. I thought the official reason was Saddam’s WMD’s, which now the left seems to think were completely fictional.
And if Clinton did bomb Baghdad under false pretenses, killing innocent Iraqis in the process, why didn’t Gore himself resign?
Does he think bombing Baghdad in 1998 made us any safer or made more terrorists?
–This is the same guy who is promoting the new “movie” days of our lives after tomorrow- or something like that… in fact, he admits that the “science” of the movie is practically non-existent… but- let’s not let facts get in the way of a good rant, right??
–The louder he screams, the less relevant he becomes…
–Holy crap! They’re all a bunch of insane banshees, aren’t they??
I think Kerry knows to distance himself from Gore since what happened to Howard Dean. Their shoutings are somewhat reminiscent.
I think most people blow him off. The only people who care are the hardcore anti-Bush voters, and you cannot instill a logical thought in their head for the life of you.
Plus, the sight of Gore might send Kerry’s botox into a frenzy.
Come to think of it, it aint that bad. Hell, I might vote for a guy that can make his face move.
But Kerry’s already so ugly…
i couldn’t bear to keep reading after about the 3rd paragraph; goodness, what a miserable excuse for an American. that robot on the Jetsons was way cooler than him.
El Jefe, thanks for the summary, i’m sure it’s accurate.
This may be solid proof that G-D loves Dubya…no amount of money could purchase an enemy so stupid, so insipid, or so unworthy of respect.
For a man of Rove’s talents, this is a gift from heaven.
BTW Frank, that’s a hint for one hell of a IMW, if you’re in the mood to spin some wicked, wicked satire.
What a complete boob!
I read about 6 or 7 paragraphs and started yelling at the monitor (yeah,like he can hear me… mmhmm…that’ll work).
Man I’m glad he’s not President.
Al, Oxycontin and a cheap French red do not constitute a good breakfast.
No matter what Molly Ivans says.
N. O’Brain
Imperial Minister for Useless Information
Gore:
we violated international law?
“What batches? We aint got no batches. We don’t need no stinkin batches!”
Gore is still so mad from 2000, his spleen must have burst about 2 years ago. What a rotten piece of monkey s**t he is. His feigned anger and self-righteousness make me sick. But what else can you expect from the man who invented the internet and gets no credit for it?
retch!
retch!
retch!
As Sailor Sam said, “Fornicate them all.”
So it is written, so let it be done.
Can you please change your link to here:
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/040526/dcw056_1.html
I’d rather not give MoveOn.org any free linkage.
Seriously, your call. But I feel violated since I clicked on them. Do I need to get checked?
GOP response:
“Al Gore served as Vice President of this country for eight years. During that time, Osama Bin Laden declared war on the United States five times and terrorists killed US citizens on at least four different occasions including the first bombing of the World Trade Center, the attacks on Khobar Towers, our embassies in East Africa, and the USS Cole.”
“Al Gore’s attacks on the President today demonstrate that he either does not understand the threat of global terror, or he has amnesia.”
http://www.gop.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=4242
and I love the picture that Drudge has of GRRRRore
I just saw the picture on Drudge,
eeesh…You kiss you wife with that mouth?
What gore needs to do is STFU, like most holders of republic government offices. He spoke, so much, but never said anything!
Could he be………..The Limey???!!!???
I think Algore has become to long winded. Howard Dean said it best when he said Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.
Love the pictures of the rant though. Can anyone say Blow Up doll?
FYI, Max Cleland lost his limbs juggling a grenade on base not in combat. Nobody ever questioned his patriotism, just his votes on homeland security.
This is classic DNC misdirection. Gore is carrying water for Kerry. He gets to whip up the “we hate war” base, cause Kerry can’t do it (cause except for kissing French ass, Kerry’s Iraq policy is the same as Bush’s.
Folks, they are hysterical because they are sucking wind right now. If you need any proof, go check out the MSNBC.COM article on Gore’s speech, last paragraph.
Where they have to remind you that Gore served in Vietnam.
I love it.
On the subject of the Geneva Convention, Al Gore is just flat lying.
Only legal combatants gain the protection of the Hague or Geneva conventions. Illegal combatants target non-combatants, misuse or target humanitarian equipment (ambulances), facilities (hospitals, schools, or places of worship) and do not use a uniform, defined as an identifying mark distinguishable from a distance.
Illegal combatants are subject to summary execution. That the US does not treat them as harshly as they deserve is a mark of the US regard for mercy shows our moral superiority.
YEAH! i love the war, too! it gives our fightin boys a chance for some real combat-action! includin live bullet dodgin. OK, so what’s the bodycount on our side now? a few measely hundred? Shit, we got the eye-rackis up to ten thousand AND countin. We liberated those rag-heads back to the goddamn middle-ages yee-haw!
And don’t get me started on the french! if they weren’t white i’d say nuke thier frog eatin’ asses too! because they… they… um… DIDNT SHOOT IRAQIS with us! yeah! and we HAD to shoot those iraqis because… because… THEY HAD WMD! which the UN oversaw the destruction of… AND THEY WERE TERRORISTS! yeah!
Just saw Algore’s picture on Drudge. He’s auditioning for White House Intern, I think!
Oh, I do wish he’d gone on a little longer….we could have caught his head exploding on tape……What delicious timing it would be for our guys to catch Osama tomorrow……
Did somebody call the “waambulance?” I’ve heard Michael Savage say that liberalism is a mental illness; the more that time passes, the more I am starting to believe that. Hardcore anti-American, anti-Bush superliberals just look sick. They have that distressed, ill look in their eyes, and can’t connect anything to make a rational thought.
The USA truly is God’s country. No matter how screwed up the world gets (or how screwed up we get, for that matter), somehow we always manage to persevere.
ruski (or should I call you “troll?”), do you need a flow chart or something to figure out the operation in Iraq? It’s not a separate war, it’s one battlefield, one part of the war on terror. WMD have been found, terrorists are there, Saddam Hussein isn’t, and those people are living better than they have in the last 24 years.
One more thing…you’re using an Arkansas accent, no Texan would say “Goddamn.”
Forty-sixth!!!
OK, ruski, you commie son-of-a-whore!
Ok, ok (calm down, take a toke). Now that I’ve got that out of my system. . .
Less than 1K AmeriKans died in glorious/Righteous battle to LIBERATE !25 MILLION! human beings.
Are you a TRUE LIBERAL? –or– Are you a TRUE STALINIST?
Stalin, just killed MILLIONS+++++, but, but, but communism’s okay?
Do you idolize JFK? (He was a TRUE LIBERAL) Like a good CATHOLIC/American (that’s scary to some non-Americans), he believed in the inherent FREEDOM!, I said INHERENT freedom of all of mankind; from tyrany/MARXISM!
BTW, how many girls/wymonists are going to school in Afganistan? YOU FAQ’N HYPROCRITE! You’re a hate AmeriKa first, middle, and last (appropriate punctuation here) Noam Chomsky CLONE!
Learn History before you DARE use Frank’s internet to piffel your driffel!
BTW, commie-wanker-son-of-a-whore!!!
Forty-seventh!!!
Yeah, A.I.-Gore-Bot-Mk2 must have had his logic capacitors put in backwards. better get him to the Underground Dem-A.I.-Gore-Bot-Lab before he explodes.
I was waiting for him to pull out his Grenade-launchers and miniguns built into his arms and start randomly shooting things, or use the Ray-Cannons installed in his eyes, but I guess them dems are keeping his power levels low so he can’t do that.
make that 48th
No, 44th, wait a minute, did someone delete some troll posts or something?
Sorry I got off the subject of ALbot’s schism, but it just disgusts me!
The Slime that would take over the LIBERAL moniker to take power from a true Liberal—-Don’t get me wrong GWB is a liberal in the non-RAPIST Kennedy sense of the word—-An agressive Capatilistic/Humanatarian. He cares enough about his fellow man to convert him into an America-fearing Capitalist/and/or/DEAD Foreigner.
How dare I call GWB a LIBERAL?
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Because he LOVES his fellow man!
But, but; He also knows that his fellow man is fallable. He knows that his fellow man is capable of SADAM’s evil.(You hate GWB?)
Would you like GWB’s minions to Castrate/Be-head you for speaking out? — You would! & You’d expect it! — You sick commie!
I almost feel sorry for you, you’re a righteous martyr to NO god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND He knows that the Righteous man has to be his brothers’ keeper.
OMG! not the G-word!. . .
You heathen, aren’t you martyred Yet?
And he IS the righteous man for the Job.
Because he is the only TRUE liberal left to LIBERATE his fellow man from tyrany.
AMEN! C-W-S-O-A-W!
Oh No! We “liberals” have been exposed for the anarchist/anarchist fools that we are!
VIVA la Socialism!
I hate to tell little Albert (no I don’t) but there IS NO SUCH THING AS INTERNATIONAL LAW
A consortium of investigators, including Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, and Sarah Jessica Parker has unconvered the following GWB crimes:
1. The extinction of the dinosaur
2. The flat faces of Boston Bull Dogs
3. The volcanic eruption in Krakatoa
4. The Kennedy assasination
5. The King assasination
6. The other Kennedy assasination
7. Athlete’s foot
8. The Kobe Bryant accusations
9. Underarm wetness
10. The impact of a huge asteroid in 2073
Just a reminder to all readers… Sending fecal material through the US Postal system is a crime, a misdemenor punishable by law. Especially if mailed from a combat zone in a ‘free’ envelope to a general officer, even if he is not in your direct chain of command just because he made a stupid statement. It can cause you to be ineligble for some government positions.