Many of you have seen this story about a monkey walking exclusively on its hind legs. I just want to tell you not to panic. Yes, a mutant virus has caused a monkey to spontaneously evolve, but this doesn’t mean they will all overthrow us yet ala Planet of the Apes. It’s just one monkey so far – one monkey that must immediately be killed and have its body burned.
For the rest of us, just go under normal precautions, i.e., keep a shotgun handy and listen for monkey jabber.
That is all.

Sorry not to post today (until now). I had the day off and was getting the A/C fixed on my car… but then I ended up buying a new car (a Sante Fe V6 – Hyundai has made a loyalist out of me). Then I had a doctor’s appointment – 3 weeks to live.
Anyway, I owe all of you some Frank Answers™ and a winner for the Sandy Burglar joke, but that will have to wait.
Oh, and one more thing – SARAHK IS MINE! NONE SHALL CHALLENGE ME FOR HER!