Sorry not to post today (until now). I had the day off and was getting the A/C fixed on my car… but then I ended up buying a new car (a Sante Fe V6 – Hyundai has made a loyalist out of me). Then I had a doctor’s appointment – 3 weeks to live.
Anyway, I owe all of you some Frank Answers™ and a winner for the Sandy Burglar joke, but that will have to wait.
Oh, and one more thing – SARAHK IS MINE! NONE SHALL CHALLENGE ME FOR HER!
FIRST to say….He’s BAAAACK!
Glad you’re back….I was worried….only three weeks to live? Not even much time for your new car to depreciate…might as well drive the hell out of it!
I’m so sorry.
That news is just HORRIBLE.
Really? A Hyundai?
3 weeks to live?? Can I have your pool table??
Congrats on the new car!!!
I just went through trading in my car (an 01 for an 04) and I loOoove my new car!
Sorry it’s only three weeks. Take off work (heck just quit), drive to Texas and take SarahK to the Grand Canyon.
hey, 3 weeks to live.
Did I ever tell you that you are like a blogfather to me? You inspired me to start my own blog.
I even refer to myself as Rightwingduck J.
Something to think about..
Yeah, you’re kinda my blogfather too, the inspiration that got me blogging. I reffered to myself as Brendan J. once on an English paper (I like to sign a different name to my english papers every time). If you die in three weeks like you say, can I have Sarah?
Glad you’re back Frank
So Rightwingduck, does that make you my blogbrother? You’re certainly worthy :D.
Reed? is that you? Omigosh, all along I knew I had a blogbrother. Reed and I found each other. Frank J, I think this deserves its own post. With generous links to both of our sites.
Seriously, I never realized how many times I check this site until Frank J. was gone for the day. I think I’m addicted to blogging.
ummmmm, Frank? when were you going to tell me about this three weeks thing? i can quit my job to come take care of you…
i’m glad you got the Santa Fe, i’m teetering between it and the Kia Sorento (same company too, so whatever). what color did we get? and can i have it if you kick off?
but don’t kick off, ’cause i’m all beaming about you claiming me as yours and yours only. and he’s right, fellas, there’s no point in challenging him, ’cause i’m rooting for him.
It sucks when real life gets in the way of blogging. (It sucks worse if blogging IS your real life.)
Sarah K, since Frank is tied up all day, make sure to swing by to my site for company.
I want to be Viking/Blogson of Honor at the Wedding! Also, I agree with Rightwingduck about the post about us and our reunion and stuff. He’s a clever brother!
Frank J.
Your’re too young to die!!
I am about to give birth to a brand new bouncing baby blog and I want you to Christen it ok? So don’t die, Bogfather, don’t die!!!
We love you man, and I have been trying to get you jealous so you would claim your rightful SarahK Queen Blogmother.
Rosebud!!!!
I don’t know what I can say to comfort you or your loved ones now, Frank. I mean, the news is just so disheartening; a Hyundai. Just be strong, and remember the good times…in your…err…other Hyundai.
P.S.- You kind of sound like my older sister, “My engine is making this strange humming noise, I guess I’ll get a new car.” It’s all good.
Did I mention you are already in my will Frank? Did that a year ago. Really.
Well, take it from a guy in Texas – living in Florida and having air conditioning is pretty important. And if I had to buy a car to have it, I would.
SarahK—don’t do it!!! No, I’m not talking about Frank…I’m talking about the Kia..which otherwise stands for Killed In Action. I was in an accident 3 weeks ago which took out a Kia…my car threw it over 90 degrees from where it started. That’s what it gets for trying to get to WalMart in front of me…LOL. (No one was really hurt). Seriously, we went for a new car after that…a kick-ass Suburban. Like the line in the new song (I think it’s Montgomery Gentry) “I ain’t tradin’ in my family’s safety Just to save a little gas”.
Three weeks? Bummer man.
Ya’ll can fight all you want over SarahK, the pool table and the Hyundai.
Dibs on the firearms.
Three weeks, Frank?
Hardly enough time to test our new Prototype Nekko-Wafer powered Jarvik Heart.
Though we do have a very nice 2-Stroke Diesel Model.
Or an older Solar Powered Jarvik that runs off Panels enmeshed in a tasteful Tin Foil Chapeau.
Well…. I guess you can forget about the last one.
DUDE! Frank… seriously… a hyundai?
whether or not it was made in the orient… that doesn’t make you a good samurai.
You guys can fight over the girls, the guns, & the games. The real question is ‘Who takes over the site?’
Well, Right Wing Duck and I have claimed our stakes as Heir to the Master Ronin Frank J. Also I declared myself official Viking of IMAO! Therefore me and RWD get to divy the stuff up, including SarahK. I don’t know which half of her to choose. We’ll have to roll dice for it.
On the other hand, Frank J. never declared RWD and I as his blogsons(or his official Viking/Duck), and therefore our claims to power are null and void.
I’m starting to think we are fair-weather blog friends. We seemed to enjoy beating up on Frank when he forgo SarahK’s birhday. Now we’re calling dibs on his possessions. Shame shame shame.
PS. dibs on his Domain name.
You only have three weeks left to live, and yet you still have no kids to pass on your legacy. Shame shame!
quick, Frank, marry me so we can make you a legacy! 😉
Oh my goodness! This is getting more interesting by the hour. If you guys issued a wedding invitation I’m sure many of us would go out of our way to be there!!!
A wedding? Will it be broadcast over the internet.
If Frank were 10 or so years older I would approve, but as things stand I have to say no. sarahk, you know you’re a better fit for some mid 30’s guy who’s also been through a war or two.
I will grant permission for Frank and Sizzle – if she’s at least 19.
Well, whichever way this goes, the children sure are going to be white.
Can I dibs on SarahK’s sister?
Walks into the room, sees latest comments, then slowly backs out of the room
I’m sorry Indorphin, I’m sure you’re a perfectly good candidate, but alot of thought and effort goes into these matches, and once they’re made they have to stay final. We’ll find you someine else who’s suitable.
You know, Turkeyhead, first I got you Hillary Rodham, and you said no, then I got you Janet Reno, and you didn’t like her either. Since there’s no making you happy, kindly get out of the way so I can work with clients who aren’t impossible to please.
3 weeks to live eh?
Hmmm… whatever is a Ronin to do without his Master and his lieutenant?
Seriously though Frank J, if you really want to make Sarah K yours, you should make the time in the next 3 weeks to take her some flowers and maybe a nice little pearl-accented .380 pistola. She’s worth it.
Three weeks to live…pretty sure that remark refers to the Hyundai. Because a Hyundai is kind of like the Kia of crappy imported Asian cars. Uhm, I mean that in a good way, like…
Ease up on Turkeyhead there Mr. Glass… guy probably doesn’t want to deal with the health issues. Do you realize how much alcohol it would take to numb one enough to spend a romantic (urk) d… day… date (it hurts just typing this) with Reno or Hillary?
Worse, consider the morning after trauma after blacking out, and finding one of these… um… womyn? on one’s arm.
My dear krakatoa –
You’re being too charitable to Turkeyhead. As someone with much experience in these matters, I can assure you that his attraction to sarahk and her sister is, unfortunately, based largely their (admittedly comely) physical appearance. He does not have the depth of character to appreciate a beauty far more important – beauty of the soul – such as that which graces Hillary and Janet.
I will concede that your “trapped arm/morning after” point has some validity. But that’s why God gave teeth to us – and coyotes.
Reed the Viking-
Claim Schlaim! You’re a Viking, man! Plunder!!!!
LF
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Check to See if the Moon is Blue
LF,
I would plunder, but I like IMAO, and won’t plunder while it still exists. If I do begin to pillage and burn in my wake, I’ll steal me a fair maiden from IMAO too! I’ll fight Turkey for the little K.
Krakatoa,
Ronin are samurai who’s master who has died. So if Frank is your Ronin master, what you do without him is become a Ronin of Frank and Reagan. Or commit Hari Kari.
You guys this is really cool. Check this out.
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Man vs. door is it’s title
Okay, I now realize that I can’t dibs on a human. I’m sure the 13th amendment says something about it.
Anyone else realize that Zatoichi came out today in some parts of the country?
“Oh, and one more thing – SARAHK IS MINE! NONE SHALL CHALLENGE ME FOR HER!”
I consider this a challenge. Twenty paces. Now.
Besides one man should not hold such Beauty.
“and he’s right, fellas, there’s no point in challenging him, ’cause i’m rooting for him.”
SarahK, you might want to be a little more leary of this Frank J character. I mean, if Rachel Lucas ever decides she wants him, he is her’s. Oh, and if you’re off limits, can you introduce us to your little sister?
I tried to make a go of it with Hillary and Reno, but as soon as I saw them, I started dry heaving and getting faint. I told Mr. Glass I wanted a “healthy, spunky woman with knowledge of political matters,” and look what I got. I was hoping for, like, Laura Ingraham or something.
Oh, and I’m just covering my hiney here…but I didn’t call dibs on SarahK’s little sis, although she is a mite bit attractive.
Frank J., True Patriot buys a japanese car?
What’s next, a Renault?
ooo.. Le Gag
I’ll have to take your word for it Mr. Glass. You make an eloquent argument. I can’t help but feel truly sorry for Turkeyhead and what must now be a burdensome therapy bill.
All the same, I suppose it could have been worse. You could have set him up with Barbara Streisand or Susan Estrich or Arianna Huffington.
Dear Frank;
Get well soon.
Your pal,
Joatmoaf
krakatao,
Of course, the answer to your question: “Do you realize how much alcohol it would take to numb one enough to spend a romantic (urk) d… day… date (it hurts just typing this) with Reno or Hillary?” is…..
All of it.
Too bad you’re about to die. Can I have your guns?
You should post a picture of your new ride, dawg.
roger glass: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Indorphin –
You shouldn’t let a little thing like the Constitution bother you. After seventy years of the liberals’ assaults, there’s damn little of it left to worry about anyway.
Turkeyhead –
Since your innate good nature is now showing through, I will attempt to be correspondingly magnanimous. The pproblem appears to have been primarily with your application. You young fellows are so anxious for your wives, you won’t take the trouble to answer completely and accurately. I know the form is long and tedious, but everything is there for a reason. Anyway, I’ve gone through yours, placed marks next to “attractive” and “Republican”, and whited out the checks next to “Stalinist” and “devil-bitch”. So the choices coming through from here on should be more to your liking. And I’m sure everyone here joins me in expressing admiration for your valor and determination – if not your discretion -in at least trying to stomach Hillary and Janet. Few men would have had the guts even to try, let alone go as far as you did. That’s the sort of dogged perserverence shown by Pickett’s division in their charge at Gettysburg; they failed, but gloriously! No one can doubt that you really like women – at least, in the sense of someone who’s been marooned on an island, or serving on a submarine, for 20 odd years really likes women.
krakatoa –
I’m assuming that your tastes are at least generally the same as Turkeyhead’s, and so I will act accordingly. Just to play safe, I’m thinking of someone Michelle Malkinish – don’t see how I can go wrong there.
unknown –
I’m not sure what’s to admire more, your wit or your courage. You certainly put me in my place!
I can arrange marriages for the other guys here, but legal restrictions will prevent me from helping you – unless you live in one of those more forward thinking places, like San Francisco or Massachusetts.
Roger
oh I can’t breath, I’m laughing too hard! bwah ha ha ha haaaaaa!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow Frank, only three weeks. That’s pretty selfish of you. What will I read (when I should be working) in late August?
Congrats on the new car, guess blogging pays well.
Anyhoo, enjoy SarahK. I checked with Mrs. Exile, and she won’t let me bring another babe into fabulous Exile Manor. (Can someone say “insecure”?)
Keep on truckin, Ronin.
SarahK, is your l’il legal yet? If so, I’ll declare my intentions now, and have the advantage of being in Texas ;).
A Hyundai is to Asian cars as the Volkswagen is to German cars. Dude, try a Honda or Acura!
Me, I’m ordering the BMW tomorrow…
no talking about my sizzle! she’s 21, but she’s still my little sizzle! (and taken.)
Ah Mr. Glass… Don’t assume too much.
My last two gf’s have been liberals, and I only managed to convert one of them.
I think I must be a glutton for punishment. 😀
But SarahK, your sizzle’s sizzlin’ :). And some of us do have honorable intentions…ok, make that “decent”.