Well, I’m home now. It’s not raining, there’s no wind, but the clouds are really foreboding.
Oh yeah… the announcement. Know what? It’s a really big announcement, and I’m tired and there’a hurricane coming. I’ll do it Monday (and if I don’t, you have permission to lynch me).
And I haven’t forgotten about the Kerry caption contest; I’m just lazy.
Anyway, check out Spoons’s idea for a Broadway musical on John Kerry’s life.
Later, y’all (if I survive the hurricane).
First! And be safe this weekend.
First! Anyway, I’m eagerly awaiting the announcement and possibly preparing for a lynching
Damn you Pitts, you foiled my dreams of firsthood
we will only lynch you a little bit promise.
Sorry, Maverick, but that was my first “first” at Frank’s. Come to think of it, that was my first post at Frank’s!
come ONNNN!!! this better be a big announcement, because you’re really building it up.
and please be safe. i’m praying for you. and y’all don’t forget to pray for sandor at the zoo, he lives in tampa and is evacuating.
Fifth! Frank, is your “big announcement” going to be that you are actually gay and that you are going to have to resign from IMAO because of that?
Damn! I was actually SEVEN.
frank that aint no hurricane. its a gopher
Hmmm, a “really big announcement”…
… You’re pregnant? 🙂
Frank,
I read your post too fast. I first thought that your announcement was that there’s a hurricane on the way in Floriduh. I could have told you that and I’m in Philly. Anyhoo, be sure to tie your stuff down.
I’m betting it’s the new Chomps T-Shirt unveiling.
I love Chomps, but if this is what all the drama is about, then I’m gonna..um…
I’m gonna…
~yawn~
What were we talking about?
I suspect (contrery to other remark here) that the announcement is will be: Change of heart (e.g. Frank now admits the IRaq was war wrong). Just an educated guess there (even-money).
I question the timing of your non-announcement. In fact I question the timing of the hurricane itself.
Is the hurricane actually Chomps who’s gotten so very angry he’s now a hurricane?
(Be safe… and goddammit TELL US THE ANNOUNCEMENT YOU PUNK)
OUT DAMN SPOT!! err… com’on Frank, give up the goods… or at least don’t get overwhelmed by mother nature’s blow job… we will wait with baited breath, somewhat smelling of right wing caviar…. Oscar Meyer wieners?
iraqwarwrong, it’s good to see that you want to come out and play again… and the grammar is greatly improved over previous renditions of your POWERFUL message…
LOL
I guess Frank wants us to spend the next 3 days guessing the announcement. Here’s my effort:
– Frank wants us all to vote for J. Kerry so he can get a new cast for In My World
– Frank has become a syndicated cartoonist, edging out Ted Rall & Doonesbury with “technology/monkey-based political cartoons”
– iraqwarwrong is really Frank in disguise
All we ask Frank, is that you stay alive until Monday!
I’ll bet he is trying to think up an announcement now that he has pushed it so hard. Frank, you are a tease.
I have a guess too..
Frank is finally going to visit Sarahk for the very first time… In fact, I’m so sure that I’m right, I would be willing to bet $1.50 on it!
i think he’s going to announce that he likes ham and mayo on white bread.
God please save all the Floridiots who don’t know how to count, and the Californicators who are spreading their perversion…. heh..sorry wrong prayer.
ahem…
Lord, please protect Frank J. and Sandor@theZoo. Get them to safe ground. Thank You. I pray in Jesus’ name. Amen
Is it that his ninja sword is really made of plastic? Would that make him a nonja?
Hmmmmmmmm… sarahk said “white bread”! Makes me dream of happier times with peanut butter, jelly, and bacon! Don’t laugh!! Try it and see, it’s the BOMB!!
I believe that “White bread” is some kind of code for the KKK…Hmmmm..
All this “announcement but not yet” is reminding me of the perfect couple.
Masochist: Hurt me please!
Sadist: No!
I think CCin Cali’s right about Frank going to visit Sarahk. But if he’s coming to California (which is where she lives, right?) then he should just do a tour of the state and come visit all of us poor people stuck here. After all, what’s better than a bunch of pictures of t-shirt babe wannabes? Pictures with a bunch of t-shirt babe wannabes, of course!
Oh, you’re right, BereleyChick! We can all meet up at Sarahk’s! Think how much fun that will be..
BerkeleyChick,
You and Girl still owe me a NTM photo! I’ll tell everyone the announcement except you two if I don’t get it!
But Sarahk lives in Amarillo. Texas.
i live in texas.
but that would be fun, girls.
CCinCal, that’s my guess too. Frank is planning a PERSONAL visit to SarahK. (I’m sooooooooooo jealous!!!) I’ll raise that bet to $2.00 (I’m not a gambler).
Watch out for the big winds Frank!
I think I’ll lynch you anyway, Frank. This announcement had better be worth all the build-up.
I’m in the same boat you are Frank.
Clouds all around, slight rain… but the mean stuff is on it’s way.
Not only that, I have to go board up my old house now… Fun!
Keep alive Frank, you have so many IMWs yet to do.
I reckon the announcement is that Comedy Central have picked up Frank to write scripts for 23 episodes of their new smash hit, In My World. Starring Norm McDonald as George Bush, Nikki Cox as Laura Bush, Gary Oldman as Karl Rove, Halle Berry as Condi, Jack Palance as Don Rumsfeld, Jason Alexander as Scott Mclellan, Mary Kate and Ashley as Jenna and Barbara, Dennis Hopper as Dick Cheney and Bruiser from Legally Blonde as Chomps, the World’s Angriest Dog.
Umm, no. SarahK is a TEXAS GAL.
FrankJ, dear, be careful. I lived in Corpus Christi, Texas, during a hurricane back in 1980. I am simply dying to know your announcement, but hurricanes are a serious matter and I want you to be safe. Batten down the hatches.
David Gillies,
WOW! You should work in the biz, that was the best (whatchacallit when you pick actors?) I ever saw.
(Crap, it’s on the tip of my tongue too…eww, not literally. Gotta watch what you say round here. Some Muckadoo is liable to take you seriously.)
Casting agent.
Good luck with the hurricane and all.
Hey, did you know that Andy Card and Condoleeza Rice just received daggers from the Sauds? (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0804041gifts7.html; http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0804041gifts8.html) Maybe they can disembowel a hippie or three with it.
Maybe they want someone’s head removed.
It was sent from an Islamofascist right?
Be safe, Frank! We had an 80 mph hurricane here, and it was bad!
Don’t forget to spray for liberals. When it’s raining, they like to come into your house and ask for hospitality. If all else fails, just spray them with windex.
White bread? Sarahk…is that a racial slur? Tsk tsk.
“I suspect (contrery to other remark here) that the announcement is will be: Change of heart (e.g. Frank now admits the IRaq was war wrong). Just an educated guess there (even-money).”
Um, I’m with ya all the way there. Except not. Really it would do a lot for you if we could understand what you’re saying. Grammar jokes can only go so far.
Nah, Frank’s gonna dodge this bullet… Charley’s heading straight for Orlando, where I live.
At least I’m not in Port Charlotte, poor bastards got hammered.
Slab out.
I bet I’m the only one who really doesn’t care whatever this big announcement is.
I pay him to make me laugh! Comeon, joke-boy… entertain me now. I know you posted stuff this morning and afternoon. But what have you done for me lately??!
(ok, one t-shirt purchase isn’t much payment, but it’s all I can afford right now)
DOh!
I shoulda looked up the Berkeley babes when I visited San Fran this summer.
Sigh. At least I got to sea Redwoods on the trip. And a big frick’n bear.
That was no bear it was Michael Moore-on
I am afraid that the big announcement is that we are all just in Frank’s head. We are simply a product of his imagination trying to satisfy the needs of his ego. We are literally “In His World.”
Oh, crap…once I post this does that mean I cease to exist?
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– POOF! –
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I have a huge announcement. Tomorrow morning I’m going to the range with my brand new Beretta AL 391 Urika semi-automatic 12 gauge shotgun…and I’m taking my .45 Springfield too! Bwaaa haa ha haa ha h aaaaaaaa!!!
CCinCali and MarginMI, collect your winnings. The big announcement gets scooped here.
Be safe Frankie!!
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– POOF! –
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That poof was cool!
Hey Frank, ya dead yet?
How ’bout now?
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– POOF! –
/ . | . \
That poof was cool!
I’m smoking Honduran cigars too! Muh haa ha ha ha haaaa!
That’s weird. I don’t think I posted that twice.
Must be the storm or some other anomally.
(dododododo-TZ Theme)
I will feel bad if I guess the big announcement as it will take away joy from millions. I believe Frank J has started another Blog site that is an anti-war parody. I will not give the name in case I am right. Oh what the hell, you can pull it up at Littlegreenfootballs. If it is not frank that has done this then it is his clone.
FrankJ is iraqwarwrong!!! Am I right?
Crap… did I just post that? I hope I’m wrong. (Otherwise, I’m going to be mauled.)
Good luck with hurricane Charley!
I just want to take a moment to point out that John Kerry fought Charley in Vietnam…
Can’t wait to find the answer out to my question. ^_^
LF: Thanks so much, LMAO! I have a perception about people sometimes.
I also like the
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-POOF-
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SSWEEEEEET
MarginMI,
Your poof was definently cooler looking, as it had exclamation points.
Now onto a more important note….
Where’s Frank and Sandor@theZoo?
Are they safe, are the still in Kansas…ahem..I mean Florida?
Or are they in the land of the little people?
FRANK! where are you?!!!
Speak to us Frank, come on buddy speak.
Have you seen the Drudge Report?
Hurricane Charley Devastates Western Florida
Charley Causes ‘Significant Loss of Life’
Lord, keep Frank and Sandor safe, in Jesus’ name. Amen
I checked on Sandor he has this to report:
We’re all fine here. The storm turned east before it got to Tampa Bay … Punta Gorda (a fairly small town about 100 miles south of us) got creamed though.
Right now it’s not even as bad as our usual summer thunderstorms. thanks for the prayers, Sarah!
S
sandor at the zoo
08.13.04 – 8:04 pm
Silly people… the announcement is obviously the long-awaited proposal to SarahK. Now you know, so move along… nothing to see here.
All Clear
Secondly, I see that a lot of people are worried about Frank J. over at IMAO. Frank lives about two hours from me …
frank’s gonna propose?
doggone, i’d better go fix my hair.
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