“They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.”
Hey! That’s how I got my husband!
They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.
Tell me who wouldn’t go for that trap?
Very Homer-esque (Simpson that is)
I had heard that if you put a pie plate full of beer in your flower garden all the snails and slugs would come to the plates and die. Well, I filled up the pie plates repeatedly wondering what was happening to the beer. Finally when I saw my poodle staggering around, I figured out that I had a beer loving dog.
Heh. Who knew that bears could down so much beer? Three dozen is quite a number.
Oh, and first 😛
“My name is Yogi and I’m an alcoholic.”
All together: “Hi, Yogi”
It’s just good that he’s a friendly drunk.
On the Olympics they said he climbed a tree after he woke up. I don’t know if they got video of that. Third.
“They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.”
Hey! That’s how I got my husband!
They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.
Tell me who wouldn’t go for that trap?
Very Homer-esque (Simpson that is)
Well then, that ends the speculation of what was in all those picnic baskets Yogi boosted.
In other news, a hung-over Teddy Kennedy was seen returning a fur coat.
I had heard that if you put a pie plate full of beer in your flower garden all the snails and slugs would come to the plates and die. Well, I filled up the pie plates repeatedly wondering what was happening to the beer. Finally when I saw my poodle staggering around, I figured out that I had a beer loving dog.