I just came from conferences with thousand attendees to one with fifty people at most, and it still was a big enough event for the Omaha mayor to visit since apparently nothing else more interesting was going on here. He made sure to mention their zoo now has gorillas (scientific name gorilla gorilla). Good for Omaha.
At least I found out that my hotel has the arcade game Point Blank 2 (a fun shooting game that’s actually appropriate for all ages).
Well, might as well write you guys another political post since I have nothing better to do. Only two more days of this…
First, AGAIN!
Hang in there, Frank.
Two days of bordom in a city with BIG monkeys.
I feel for ya man, it will be over soon.
Right across the river, Council Bluffs, Iowa has several casinos to waste more money in. Literally just a few miles away, and they have a dog track. Lots of stuff to do in the Council Bluffs/Omaha area.
Frank Frank!!!
Send out the IMAO!!!!
Service Monkey Bites Boy
I can’t wait for you to leave because everytime I see the word Omaha, I think of that stupid Counting Crows song. I loved that CD but that song could have been tossed somewhere in middle America.
Oh, and I hear peanut butter is really good with getting gum out of hair so if your stuck….
I thought it was “Magilla Gorilla.”
Just left Omaha–spent three years there. The Air Force made a great decision and sent me to Hawaii for three years!
I feel for you, Frank–there’s nothing to do in Omaha other than, well…um…
No wonder I like Hawaii better than the midwest!
Put down the arcade game and go get a 2″ thick porterhouse.
Or are you turning into a tofu connoisseur? (note the french implication…)
El Jefe,
What is wrong with tofu? If it’s cooked right.
I eat anything with good taste, meat and vegi’s. If it is cooked well, it is good.
I haven’t tried St. Bernard, but I hear it is all the rage in some countries in the far-East. Which brings about the question, “What is PETA’s stance on this?”
Could it be they are whusses and can’t complain about anything outside of the US. They most be one of those fake organizations, like the DNC.
Oh and insects are a big part of the worlds diet too, can’t say that I have tried them intentionally.
…mmmm…2″ thick porterhouse [insert picture of Homer Simpson slobbering here]
Joshua,
The funniest thing about the monkey story is that the parapalegic guy says the kid was grabbing the money’s fur, and the mom says the monkey just attacked out of the blue. How much you want to be she’s a liberal?
You shoulda gone to the golf course with a copy of the New York Times, shot a few holes and blow their minds.
Well Simon brought it up, but Omaha dose have more golf courses per capita than anywhere else in the US.
Or that’s what they tell me.