I have a new About Me page. This is part of my general updating, but I still have more to do.
* Move all other extra content to new template.
* Write new FAQ with answers.
* Make Reagan’s Ronin page.
* Update “New to IMAO” page.
* Make verbal greeting for new readers.
* Add more people to Peace Gallery.
* Update frick’n random quotes.
It’s just hard finding the time to do all this. I barely have time for making a regular, funny post each day and work on my other projects (right now, sitcom script!) during the week. I guess I need to set aside a weekend for updates, but this coming weekend I’m busy and the next weekend… oh, wait, it’s not time to tell you about the announcement yet.
So new About Me page… Good? Not good?
Discuss!
“I enjoy movies, music, and long walks on the beach.”
Priceless, just priceless for that picture. A laugh is always a good way to start off the day. I vote yea for the new About Frank page.
I’ll vote yea too.
I esp. like the last picture looking up at frank and gun barrell. This of course is the last thing seen by many terrorists, communists, enviromentalist, pansy socialists, and smelly hippies. Well other than a muzzle flash… they might see that too…
it’s good, i go now.
i heart it. but i hate the beach.
John Kerry has Mafia ties!!!!!!!!!
http://donkerry.blogspot.com/
Are you standing on a table, or aiming at somebody’s foot?
You also need a favicon. I suggest the moon/mushroom cloud combo.
Dave,
The artistic concept is that I’m finishing off someone lying on the ground bleeding.
Shell,
A what?
He’s practicing bad firearm safety with a camera guy. But, whatever. I like the new page.
Heh,
Nice new ‘About You!’, and Niiice new picture. You are a very photogenic critter! I’d say “Me-rrowr! What a hot little gun-toting stud!” But I’m old, happily married, and SarahK would probably rip my hair out(if I wasn’t old and married) for enroaching on her territory…
Hey, wait a minute.. She like, totally dissed you man! She did not even mention your Hotness in your latest picture! Uh, oh Frank! I hate to say it, but I think she might be just using you for t-shirt babe rights…
Aiee! Say it ain’t so!
Noice.
Look what the cool kids are downloading these days…
Smug
Frank,
I like it alot! Perhaps you can time the “finishing off the smelly hippy” shot so that there is some muzzle flash. If you can maybe bear some teeth and have some neck veins bulge, that would be sweet too.
Heh,
Nice new ‘About You!’, and Niiice new picture. You are a very photogenic critter! I’d say “Me-rrowr! What a hot little gun-toting stud!” But I’m old, happily married, and SarahK would probably rip my hair out(if I wasn’t old and married) for enroaching on her territory…
Hey, wait a minute.. She like, totally dissed you man! She did not even mention your Hotness in your latest picture! Uh, oh Frank! I hate to say it, but I think she might be just using you for t-shirt babe rights…
Aiee! Say it ain’t so!
Duh! Okay, that was me. Tend to forget to add name to comment these days. Hello, Getting old, a little senile, and uh, forgetful? Did I add that already?
You rock. ’nuff said. I especially like your serious, thoughtful pose.
Me: ‘Killed any hippies today, Frank J?’
Frank: ‘No, but,’ [chambers round] ‘Days not over yet’
BTW: Nice ‘about me’, Frank
Frank, I think your FAQ should have mutiple choice answers.
For everyone who ever wondered what IMAO stands for, now you know:
“International Monkey Assassin Organization”
It sounds like you’re a very busy man Frank. Perhaps the announcement is that you are getting a new “assistant”? wink wink
Hey! You should have added that you have better hair than both Kerry and Edwards combined!
Dag, yo. /ghetto
Yeah, that last pic is totally sweet. The new about you is a keepah’.
jonag,
Is there something in your eye?
that last pic is truly bad Frank J.
I’m concerned tho. It appears that instead of instilling good gun habits on Sarah K, she is instilling bad ones on you.
Unless the photographer was a hippy.
Never mind. I’m fine now.
Uh, I laid a camera on the ground and used a timer function on it… and the gun was loaded with snap caps (which unfortunately reflected back the flash with a blue color that I had to photoshop out).
So far, so good. But I’d add a bit more information: stuff like how your advanced technical training and experience gives you the special knowledge necessary for the design of space lasers. And what you like to order on your pizza. And something about monkeys. We want to know ALL about you.
I like it.
The original one is too bland to use now.
More about favicons here.
Sitcom writing? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me IMW is going to be on TV…
I like the new About Me but have a suggestion. Since you have a picture of you looking smart, you should put a picture in there of you looking stupid. This could be accomplished by appearing to be happy while in front of anything democratic. Like, go to a book store and hold up one of Michael Moore’s books and have somebody take your picture. You certainly don’t want to buy it just to get a “stupid” picture. Anyway, possibilities are endless.
Frank,
The last photo which has the reader/viewer (me) staring down the barrel of Glock (Colt? S&W? Berreta?) frightened me greatly, so I shan’t view it again.
Other than that, I like it.
hey, i do heart Frank’s new pic, i think it’s totally adorable. but i didn’t dis him, i told him so in a more personal email. 🙂
jonag, i’m glad your eye is better.
and i do so love Frank’s poor gun safety. it warms me heart.
Frank, got it, thanks.
A humble suggestion – a little photoshopped smoke from the barrel would nail it.
and did i mention, wow, you have good lips! very kissable. 😉
Frank, you definitely look yummy in that last pic. like sarahk said, very kissable lips.
Is is just me or is it getting warm in here? blushblushavert eyes
(in Eric Idle’s voice)
alright, stop that, STOP THAT! There’ll be no more kissing references in here!
But we’re not done yet.
CONK.
Ow!
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