(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
When shopping for new tires for your car or truck, look carefully at the tread pattern. Always select the one that would look better on a hippy.
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
When shopping for new tires for your car or truck, look carefully at the tread pattern. Always select the one that would look better on a hippy.
First, and mudders always leave a fine mark!
GOLD for Team Bad Example! Well done That 1 Guy!
Wow!
That is so Martha Stewart of you! (and that’s a good thing! Hey! I like Martha! Okay?) But I might get blood on the Cruiser, I think I will wait to get a Humvee or Montertruck. Mwa hahahaha!
Vroom! VROOM! Heeere, hippy, hippy, hippy! Yes see the nice Patchouli in the middle of the road? Yess….! Take the bait – er, uh – innocently misplaced offering…(hehehehe!)
Oh, God! I’m surrounded by ’em at work! I need a new job!
4th! Well at least we got gold and silver!
I usually go with Goodyears…made in America, and most have mean looking tread patterns, not like those wussy Michelin tires and their “smooth ride.” Besides, Michelin is a French company.
I want to buy a set of Steel Studded Deep Groove Goodyear Snow Tires to use on crzydem!!!!
Then I’m going to buy a 42ounce Aluminum Coke-Bottle Bat. So I can ‘Fungo-fy’ the fleas off some crushed, bludgeoned, bleeding Hippies!
Well, of course, the first question is whether crzydem is yanking our chains or just as crazy as the moniker suggests.
The second question is, does crzydem realize this is a humor site, and political discourse is better received at such places as rightwingnews.com or my own blog.
In response to crzydem:
1) lack of Intel in the Middle East is initially Carter’s fault. Clinton was the last president. He certainly had the time to commit adultery, so why didn’t he take the time to change U.S. foreign policy back to how it was pre- Jimmy Peanut?
2) The last I heard, the Vatican DOSN’T control ANY American office (I’m surprised you didn’t say the “moonies”) Secularization of Church and State Is still in effect.
3) No Bush hasn’t killed a terrorist yet. Sounds like a good pay-per-view event though.
4) Castro live in a communist paradise. That’s torture enough for anyone (ask a Cuban refugee if you get the chance). So what about him?
5) We don’t need a draft yet. Troop relocation is a better plan. I am also registered with selective service and I have 2 more years till otherwise. If there is a draft I WILL VOLUNTEER FIRST THING!
6) Alt. energy is more expensive than oil production/refinery. Look into it for yourself.
I know I have.
7) We are only pulling 1/3 of our troops from S.Korea.
8) the pair-bond of man+woman=society.
world stats = Christians 32.79% (of which Roman Catholics 17.33%, Protestants 5.62%, Orthodox 3.51%, Anglicans 1.31%), Muslims 19.6%, Hindus 13.31%, Buddhists 5.88%, Sikhs 0.38%, Jews 0.24%, other religions 12.83%, non-religious 12.53%, atheists 2.44% (2001 est.)
NONE OF THESE RELIGIONS ENDORSE ASS-SEX except for probably the near15% of the minority.
9) F*CK the APA
10) Let smokers kill themselves. It’s their choice. Same with drug addicts.
11) Bubbas unemployment average of July 1996: 6.39%
George W. Bushes unemployment rate of July 2004: 5.7%
Bush’s average is better by almost .7%
Check the BLS (www.bls.gov), I calculated these figures myself less than 20 min. ago
HAVE FUN!
The Bush #s are an AVERAGE of all mos. as well.
What thread pattern would look better on a troll?
crzydem, How come your name is crzyDEM if you’re an Independent???? HUH?? Huh??? Explain yourself!!! You’re a phony!! Nice try. (But, don’t leave or anything because you provide much good entertainment.) 😛
Jonag,
crzydem is midget transgendered eunuch posing as an independant.
Back to tread patterns…
I think whatever a semi has would look just dandy.
A few more things to point out:
1) Has anyone ever had an epiphany while reading the comments section of a website & completely reversed their stance on any complex social/politica/economic issue?
2) What makes you think that your magical prose is different/better than all the previous comments in the world & will cause this unlikely event to happen?
3) Beating your head agaist a wall usually causes change (pain & damage) to your head well before it causes change (damage) to the wall.
4) No, I don’t expect that pointing out the obvious will make the trolls STFU. I don’t feel the need to change a troll’s mind, hence I don’t deliberately annoy the crap out of strangers for no other reason than to pat myself on the back for being a big strong genius who is so much smarter than the rest of the world I’ve chosen to view annonymously. No, posting your email doesn’t equal taking a strong public stand. Email can be deleted, ignored, etc…
5) Yes, I do understand the hypocrisy of what I’ve just written in a comment section. Again, I have no desire to change anyone’s mind about how to seem like a big, bad, intellectual. I’m just venting my spleen about nimrods (yay name-calling!!) who feel that their viewpoint is a shining light in the darkness. Maybe it is, but like rehab unless someone else wants to hear it/change all you’re doing is providing written proof of your arrogance. (yes, I am being arrogant as well. When you deliberately lower the level of discourse don’t be shocked when others join you in the deeper levels.)
off topic……
I have been way over sissified lately in SK’s absence.
So I decided to share some bible verses where King David was going off on his enemies.
Here is a copy of what I left at MM, which is bound to be sissified soon…
The folowing will be cross posted at IMAO, since it is bound to be sissified.
mwaahahahahaha………..
You should hear some of the choice phrases King David used when talking about his enemies:
1 Samuel 17 (ESV)
26And David said to the men who stood by him, “What shall be done for the man who kills this Philistine and takes away the reproach from Israel? For who is this uncircumcised Philistine, that he should defy the armies of the living God?”
…..and that was a milder one…….
The KJV is the harshest sounding, the more modern versions take the edge off……….
go ahead sissify King David.
He was a man after God’s heart……….
2 Kings 18 (II Kings 18:27, Isaiah 36:12) King James Version
27 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master [King David] sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
Isn’t that just nasty?
oooo-rahhh!
I think King David was the first Marine!!
Which steel belted radial goes with Tied-Dyed shirts and Patchouli oil? (I’m hopeless at this matching stuff, Mrs. Exile still picks out my ties)
As for Crzydem (can we say redundant?) I don’t seem to remember Reagan sucker punching your pal Gorby, but he still brought down the Soviet Union. And if tobacco is made illegal, what will happen to all those poor farmers your party cares so much about? Last time I checked, no one holds a gun to someone’s head and demands that they smoke. Oh, and thanks, I just realized I’m out of cigars…TO THE EXILE MOBILE!
Note to crzydem:
Dude… while I’d love to debate any or all of your points, this really isn’t the place for it. This is a HUMOR site. Get it? Oh… no, I guess it’s obvious that you don’t.
Besides, you left out the most important reason for impeaching Bush, electing Kerry, whatever…
11 – Cheetos
Harvey: lol
crzydem:
As is mine.
Instead of hijacking a comment thread, why don’t you email individuals?
I’ll make you a deal: You limit your comments on this site to on-topic responses, and I’ll respond to every substantive email you send me.
Just no naked pics please. Unless you’re a hot chick. Or have pics of a hot chick. Or guns. I love pictures of guns. Even better, send me pictures of hot chicks with guns. Oooo, better yet…. send me a pic of a hot chick with a gun standing over a hippy with tire marks up his/her back!
You could have found out I wasn’t a parent by my selective service statement buddy. You must not be a parent either judging by you comments about age, so it seems that you are just instigating (what for, personal insecurities?). If you are so young (as you claim), then perhaps you are in fact ignorant to the trials and tribulations of the adult world, so many of your opinions (I would assume) could be recycled leftist fodder that you haven’t really questioned the validity of. If you choose to be decent, I shall treat you the same in return.
DON’T TEST ME
“I’d guestimate at least half of the US population doesn’t even pay heed to their proclaimed “religion””
Guesstimating is not a fact but a guess. Thanks for discrediting any point you are trying to make.
Typical
Oh and uh…well… THIS IS A HUMOR SITE, NOT A DEBATE SITE! Perhaps you would be better off trolling under the bridge of Kim DuToit’s forums.
They would like you there
(read Sun-Tsu while you’re at it, you are making many strategic mistakes)
The last post was mine.
Me forget to sign “x”
I am an independant conservative but I am seriously thinking of buying one of these just to piss democrats off.
Republican Jersey
http://www.performancebike.com/shop/profile.cfm?SKU=19132&subcategory_ID=1110
I know this isn’t the format for a debate, but I can’t let Crazy Democrap’s comment go unanswered. Insane Commie wrote:
” Farmers can make almost as much money (more if they work it right) farming sugar cane, which flourishes in soil that had previously been used for tobacco production.”
So the truth comes out Psycho Lefty is just a tool for the evil Big Sugar(tm). It’s obvious that a combination of smoking and Atkins has caused people to lose weight and this makes Insane Pinko’s masters angry. It’s clear that Big Sugar ™ will not be happy until we are all as fat as Jon Edward’s wife.
“Jenno and Krakatoa- Humor sites are a great place to debate, just have a look at your Republican buddies posts.”
Umm…I think you deliberately missed the point of what I wrote earlier. It really blows to have to read a whole dang comment before spouting off. My “Republican buddies’ posts” (which ones you mean are not clear, but I’ll work with you here) are not attempting to change your mind, they’re trying to get you to piss off. Something slightly different than debate. If humour sites are a great place to debate, does that mean that it’s appropriate for me to test out stand up material at a “controversial debate site”. Perhaps I should start posting amusing anecdotes about training horses at support group sites for people who have lost a child?
“Dave- The beauty of this site is that it’s a humor site. It attracts the mainstream of Republican voters, unlike controversial debate sites. I’m not ready to debate the more educated and informed Republicans and Democrats (if these people knew how old I am they’d be kicking themselves) my target audience is the mainstream voters of both parties.”
I’m going to venture a guess that when an audience tells a performer/speaker/etc… that they aren’t interested, they are probably no longer the best “target audience”.
“If you take a look, you’ll find depending on which poll you check that they’re about 50% split”
To quote Homer Simpson,”Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.” 🙂
Krakatoa’s offer “I’ll make you a deal: You limit your comments on this site to on-topic responses, and I’ll respond to every substantive email you send me.” That is probably the best deal you’re going to get around here. Your statement, “If you’d like to debate, my e-mail account is empty.” reiterates my original point. It’s been explained nicely (and not so nicely) that so far, no one who’s been moved to comment on your statements gives a shit as to what you think, or is planning to change thier views based upon your comments. If the majority of people told me that they don’t want to hear it, I’d take that as a sign that I’m fighting a lost cause & move on…but that’s just me.
On a final note, I’d like to point out that at no time did I state that any of your comments were factually or morally wrong/invalid. My argument has been solely with your methods of ‘recruitment’. I haven’t even stated my political affiliation or beliefs. You made implied judgement as to my beliefs. As you have already decided what I will think and reply, there is no point in continuing discussions.
More shopping tips……
This is the best dang Bloody Mary mix in the West!!
I am getting my lycopenes, essential antioxidents, and I don’t have to get them from Heinz products.
it’s mmm mmm good & spicey!!
oo-rah!!
http://redeyebrand.com/public/products.asp?type=habanero
oh and be sure to use Kettle One vodka with it.
it might be a lil more but it sure beats Smirnoff.
for the more adventuresome…
you can use your favorite tequilla
I think that would make it a Bloody Maria!!
o-lay!!
I bet the Vodka-pundit would agree.
Maybe I will go ask them.
Speaking of hippies, join Protest Warrior at http://www.protestwarrior.com Register at the headquarters and enjoy the film footage of PW “fighting the Left; Doing it Right”! PW will be in NYC protesting the protesters on Sunday, Aug 29.
I am such a FCUKtard!!!
I am not drunk, or even buzzed.
I don’t drink to that degree, nor should any of you.
I had my last Bloody Mary situated on a little step ladder (as a table).
That was retarded, I know.
Well I fell asleep reading, and appearently I was dreaming about kicking hippies asses, literally…
Yea, my foot flew out kicking said make shift table launching said Bloody Mary all over the bloody place.
Yea, ROYAL FCUKTARD EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!
So now I am giving myself a major cussing out.
Much more severe than I should, I know.
Thank God for spot remover!!
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was major alcohol abuse, seeing as that was the last of the RedEye Habanero Bloody Mary Mix. It’s a crime I tell ya.
Don’t cry over spilt milk.
What about spilt Bloody Mary?
signed,
fcuktard extraordanaire. (yea it’s french. It’s the worst insult I could think to give myself.)
p.s. go ahead laugh. Yuck it up. I probably deserved it somehow.
*F-C-U-K stands for French Connection United Kingdom. (An actual brand name, in case you were wondering.)
I will not share with you the actual words I yelled at myself. They were the same words I was using on the dream hippie, I think.
Next time I will just run them over with the dream H2……
Hey Joshua! I have a website and magazine for ya here: http://www.chilepepper.com/ ….Has some great recipies in it!
On a side note.. My husband actually made his own hot sauce the other day. With some home grown Habanero! WhooHoo! Spicy!
I personally like to take some habaneros, chop them up in peanut oil, give it a couple of days to let the heat seep into the oil, and then make popcorn with it. (Then take the innocent-looking popcorn to my hippie friends at work.. {hehehe})
Okay, I do give them warning.. (It’s not my fault they’re stupid and don’t listen when I warn them it’s cooked with peanut oil…. Some people are deathly allergic to that stuff!)
um, who is George Bush Jr.??? I can find George Walker Bush and George Herbert Walker Bush, isn’t Jr. usually designated by the family? like the Third or III. I mean that would make my hubby a junior, but he isn’t. sorry, I’m way off topic. I bought some goodyear tires, but hubby wasn’t happy about it. oh well, I don’t think I have enough clearance on my Echo to run of a hippy, I’d wind up centered. then again that could cause some extra damage.
up for midnigt…er…1:45am e-mail check and snack….I know, bad Josh.
Thanks LokiDoki.
I love that spicey fruit.
mmm looks like they got some good rec’pies too.
I will check it out more manana.
Buenos Dias ya’ll.
what I meant to say was buenos nachos..er.. nochas…however that is spelled.
With All of the Great Posting
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