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  1. Technically it’s still only one. Frank J.: “I should do a happy dance”.
    Argument 1: He could be talking about the first or perhaps a second Happy Dance. But it’s unspecified. Which leads to:
    Argument 2: He said SHOULD, not WILL, or VOW. Frank has only promised to do one Happy Dance at this point. And a promise is a promise. Of course all systems of making your word are based upon your honor. Even legal documents.
    So you could conclude Frank is not a man of honor. He has not kept his promise thus far. But I don’t believe you could argue he owes two happy dances now.

  2. To properly honor Chairman Arafat, Palestinian Suicide Bombers could present themselves at the Compound on Saturday and provide a suitable fireworks display, accompanied with lots of blood, guts and gore.
    Of course, no one would be signing any checks to their families – but its all about honoring his memory, right?
    Caz

  3. “Good morning Mr. Arafat…..IAM the REAL GOD, and IAM sorely pissed that you have been killing my people. Let me introduce you to one of my minions, Bezelbub…..”
    (cue much wailing and gnashing of teeth — Arafat realizes there are ZERO virgins waiting for him, hell is worse that Ramalah, and Jews run darn near everything “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH…)
    Heck Frank, even the Angels must have done their happy dance by this time. We await, patiently.

  4. Keep stallin’ Frank, and we might demand some skin with that happy dance!!
    This just keeps up with our theme of “just another dead terrorist”, too bad it had to be of natural causes (although the Palestinian spokesman mentioned Poison on Fox News this morning). Why couldn’t he go out in a Blaze of Glory? Why couldn’t a well-placed phosphorous grenade go off near him and slowly turn him into a puddle of goo??
    I Know! His 72 Virgins are all Janet Reno clones! I’m sure that she’s still a virgin!
    I digress– I’m doing my own “happy dance” on this glorious Veteran’s Day because another of my enemy has been smited! Who’s next? Castro? Kadhafi? Kennedy? They say that celebrities die in threes–. Any volunteers?
    OK, maybe it’s tooooo much coffee this morning–..
    Nevermind–..

  5. Dude, you talk the talk, but can you dance the dance? It’s been over a week since the Dark Night of Theocratic Fascism™ fell over the US, and have we seen even one happy dance from Karl Rove’s chief chronicler? Nope. Get to it, lad!

  6. Kimberly-
    After your post, I really, really want to see John Cleese smacking Yassir’s head against the counter a couple of times…
    (thump, thump)
    And this morning on the news that had audio of our boys fighting in Fallujah, went something like this:
    “Get him! Get him!” [.50 cal fire] “Yeah!”
    Ahhh, it’s a wonderful day.

  7. I know y’all were all waiting to hear form Jimmy Carter on this:
    From Yahoo.com
    Former US President Jimmy Carter called Yasser Arafat “a powerful human symbol and forceful advocate” who united Palestinians in their pursuit of a homeland.
    “Yasser Arafat’s death marks the end of an era and will no doubt be painfully felt by Palestinians throughout the Middle East and elsewhere in the world,” Carter said.
    “He was the father of the modern Palestinian nationalist movement. A powerful human symbol and forceful advocate, Palestinians united behind him in their pursuit of a homeland,” he said in a statement distributed by his Atlanta, Georgia-based Carter Center.

  8. Beo: “I don’t think Frank can dance. That’s why he’s stonewalling.”
    Frank can dance if he wants to. He can leave your friends behind! ‘Cause your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance then they’re no friends of mi– err.. Frank’s.

  9. And this just in, Arafat is still dead, film at 11:00.
    or
    Arafat and Hitler are in Hell, both are dressed as upstairs maids, the devil walks in, “Ah Mr. Hitler, Mr. Arafat, here for your 2:00 PM grapefruit!” Fantastic.
    PS I don’t know about you folks, but I’m doing the Hora as I type!

  10. I second Revandryn’s idea of the “Happy Dance” danced to “Dead Man’s Party”. (Thanks to RRN for introducing me to the music of Oingo Boingo.) (And sympathetic sighs to Vtwin…I too am old enough to remember the “Safety Dance”). tries to get up, bones creaking

  11. Humanity rejoices.
    Where this leaves Carter, Chirac, Clinton & company, I’m not so sure.
    Maybe it’s that first initial. I doubt we’d have seen the same behaviour from people named Jarter, Jhirac, and . . oh, never mind.
    I think Isreal gave permission for him to be buried in Ramallah a while ago, and the delay was because the PLO needed to do some housecleaning. Ramallah’s graveyard – where his father & sister are buried – was used as more of a trash dump than anything else.
    I guess that the PLO wasn’t big on taking out the garbage, which explains to me how Arafat managed to stay around for so long.

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