I’ve always wanted to go to a CPAC, and almost did in my college days, and this time they have an open call for bloggers. Maybe I should try and go and get some interviews with their speakers. If anyone from CPAC asks about this blog, nothing but serious political discussion goes on here; don’t mention ninjas or monkeys.
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That is the wrong attitude, Frank. If they are not willing to take the Ninja/ Monkey threat seriously, I say to hell with them! :shakes fist:
How about extremely angry rottweilers who are also masters of disguise? Can we mention those?
Look, Scrappleface! No competition!
But Ninja’s & Monkey’s are the best part!
Uh, besides the Rumsfeld Strangler….
I heart Rummy!
Oh, and Chomps! My new Pajama top!
(And visions of angry rottweilers, dancing thru my head…! Hehehe…)
I thought one didn’t discuss ninjas and monkeys in polite company anyway.
I followed the link, and I see what Frank J. is really after; the free food!
Oh, wait, it’s me that goes anywhere for free food…
And, why shouldn’t we mention Monkeys? Surely no true conservative can argue against the threat they pose?
Is this polite company?
(Oh shit, I think you’re right Bob…)
Guess I should go lurk at DU.. Oh wait, I hate those pussies… F*** that! Y’all can take a joke, monkey or ninja… I’m hanging here.. Oh, well I would, except I am going to bed now… G’night!
I just watched “Shattered Glass” last night and the beginning of the movie showed a CPAC conference that the reporter Stephan Glass covered, and it was a nonstop orgy of well, orgies. And drugs. And booze in those little bottles. And orgies.
This sounds perfect for Frank J., but unfortunately, as it turned out, Stephen Glass was a complete fraud and all that fun stuff never happened. Darn. Looks like Frank J. will have to stay home.