Hell on Wheels

Well, just got to internet for the first time in a couple days. Haven’t even reached Mobile, AL, so I won’t be back to regular blogging (or work) tomorrow.
I don’t even want to start talking about the trip; let’s just say it started Friday with me getting stabbed in the ass and only got worse from there on. Just try to imagine all the things that could go wrong driving a 24 foot U-Haul truck towing an SUV and you won’t even be close to all the horrors SarahK and I have been through in this move. I’m just glad there was never any serious consideration of her doing this herself, or she would have driven about an hour and turned around.
Anyway, I’ll leave it to her to document the horrors (after this is done – more horror to come, I’m sure!). This really could be at least a 30 chapter book just on all that went wrong (“Chapter 12: We’re Not Welcome in Jena, LA, Anymore”) – with four to just all the trouble SarahK’s cat has caused.
At least we got to meet a couple bloggers who were really cool (oh… all the meetings SarahK planned with friends and relatives and the troubles with that). We had to cancel seeing one in Mobile, and his photo-journal of the reaction is here.
Thanks to the guest bloggers who filled in (I even got an Instalanche from one). For those who are a little slow, the last post is a joke not written by me (and a clever one at that – SarahK likes the ball and chain one).
See you sometime this month when I get back home. Hopefully I’ll get back before I’m fired from work.
Be honorable, ronin.

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  1. Unless you suckered SarahK into driving tomorrow (actually today) you better get to bed and quit checking email…and btw…nice new logos!
    MUHAHAHAHAHAHA..
    I can’t wait to hear the “adventure stories.”

  2. Hmmm Jena, LA. I bet it’s a blue parish, looking at the Bush Country 2004 map. Liberal conspiracy to silence Frank J!
    Can’t wait to hear about the ass stabbing. Did you get a U-Haul with the Ginsu seat option or was Sarah practicing ninja moves when you got there and you caught a throwing star in the cheek?

  3. i’m going to phone in an anonymous tip to the ATF that a moving van pulling an suv has a couple dozen illegal automatic weapons–they’ll have your stuff spead out all over the interstate shoulder
    and anyone who hasn’t figured out by now that the bizarre photoshops that pop up here every now and then are completely fake and at odds with reality, are wasting precious oxygen and should throw themselves into the nearest active volcano

  4. i’m going to phone in an anonymous tip to the ATF that a moving van pulling an suv has a couple dozen illegal automatic weapons–
    hahahaha, I can see it now…
    OFFICER: “It seems you are the author of an extremist right-wing website, advocating (and I quote), ‘nuke the moon!'”
    FRANK J: “No, but thats all a joke!”
    OFFICER: “Sure it is.”
    FRANK J: “Okay, youre right, I was serious about that.”
    OFFICER: “And you maam, it seems you had an incident with trying to get gun paraphenelia through airport security recently?”
    SARAHK: “Um… but it was his fault.”
    OFFICER: “I see no reason why I shouldnt just shoot you both here by the side of the highway.”

  5. Andy at January 10, 2005 02:55 PM
    If they make it to the Alabama border, they’ll be safe from there on in. Well, the locals in Leon and Alachua Counties, FL, might be an issue, but otherwise, CY is correct. Most law enforcement personnel are so far right-leaning, they’re almost horizontal. My kind of folks.

  6. Well heck, it’s too late now, but when we moved from Arizona to Cincinnati (yeah, I don’t know why either) we rented a Penske, since Uhaul was twice as much with 50% of the quality of the vehicle at best.
    Well, anyway, we had the 25 footer with a car in tow, and my Toyota minivan, packed to the gills, and including 2 cats and s dogs – big ones. Fun, fun fun!

  7. At least poor Joel got a call (we’re in the Mobile, AL area, too)…our whole family was so excited about seeing SarahK and FrankJ…we even offered to take them to dinner. (Wonder if our teenage sons’ intense desire to meet Miss Sarah had anything to do with the decision…not that Frank couldn’t handle it, but teenage boys…ahh, that’s right, Frank isn’t much past being one of those teenage boys…no wonder he didn’t want to stop! He remembers all too well!! LOL)

  8. I know from first-hand experience that in parts of NC you can be pulled with 8-10 handguns scattered throughout the car, on the dash, on the floorboards, littering the back seats (along with hundreds of rounds of ammo), tell the deputy sheriff who pulled you over with a smile on your face that you were on the way to rob a bank, and STILL not have him so much as put his hand on his weapon.
    Not the brightest move of my life, but it sure shows the difference between here and there and now and then.

  9. Holy cow, how many of us are in and around Mobile?
    Dixie & I live in Foley, across the bay and just a bit south of Mobile.
    FrankJ and SarahK – we’re going to have to arrange a blogosphere RL-event in our neck of the woods. Evidently, Mobile is Nuke the Moon-Musings country!

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