A pretty apt description of our trip.
Poor Joel.
That’s not quite how things went…
And, no, a corkscrew wasn’t what stabbed me in the ass, but it was right next to thing that did.
BTW, the write of this parody blog is the same guy who guest posts here as Frank J (no period after the ‘J’). You can vote here to guess his indentity.

Yea, he’s doing a great job. In both places. I don’t know if I’d work that hard on a parody blog. He must really love you two.
Mike
Boy Frank, you sure are hairy. Um, you wear a shirt at the beach….I hope.
Um… the wine bottle?
Hey, what gives here? I thought it was mountaineermusings.com was the parody of mountaineermusing.com
And, what do you mean the Frank J with no period isn’t you? Why, that’s preposterous, because the “Idaho-ho-ho” post with all the pictures of your family reunion in Idaho was posted that way..
BTW, for anyone who hasn’t seen it, “Frank’s” Idaho-ho-ho post is a must-see;
http://www.imao.us/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/1939