You’re probably aware that Frank went to a party on Feb. 12th, where he got a tad tipsy and double–posted.
You probably thought it was funny when he said, “I am the great Frank J.! Worship me!”
Did you know that’s not the only good line he had? For example (and these are all true):
“Do I look more sober in a Ninja stance?” (general query to the assembled guests)
“I love you man…” Frank J to Harvey, to which Harvey responded, “I am so flinging meat at you if you say that again.”
(Which is NOT gay, since it was during dinner and we were having prime rib. I was just threatening a food fight)
“When I met you in person, I found out that you weren’t as much of a jerk as I thought you would be.” Frank J to Harvey
“I don’t know why the Christians are so mad at the Jews for crucifying Christ, because he wound up getting resurrected. No harm, no foul.” (general announcement)
“Don’t be sexy, I’m wearing my dual 45s.” Frank J to SarahK
“I was not taking God’s name in vain…I was just using it in a joke.” Frank J trying (and failing) to placate SarahK.
“Shut up!!!!” Frank J to potted plant. Several times.
Now, someone has posted a large collection of quotes from the party, but the rest of them aren’t from Frank, and they’re mostly not work safe, so I’m not going to give a link to that because I know that the only things that IMAO readers care about are politics and Frank, and they are shocked and appalled by evil, smutty things.
But if there’s sufficient interest, I might be persuaded to drop the links in the comments.
Your call.
Go ahead. It’ll give the squeamish the chance to ignore it, and I’ll bet Frank was pretty funny drunk.
How is the potted plant? Did it tell him shut up and dance?
Dude, I totally did not say all of that.
Plus, I only had my .380 on me.
Links!
Potted Plants? Better Half once ate a potted plant while more than tipsy, at least Frank was just yellin at one!
Harvey! Food Fight in my dining room! Boy – you were cruisin’ for a bruisin’.
🙂
Links are necessary.
the coolest member of the mod squad: LINK!!!!!
So….Does Frank J look more sober in a Ninja stance?
links would be cool… plus this looks like good easy noncreative funny, which is always good (i always loved slackers…)
the collective answer to the ninja question was “no!”.
and sweetness, you said most of that at the party, and the dual .45s thing… well, we were recounting a conversation from our U-Haul trip…
and don’t forget his many repetitions of “maybe you should just leave the funny to me.”
Shocked and appalled indeed!
Hahaha
My favorite part of that was the ending, the only posts I read now are Harvey’s… and In My Worlds.
Ok, per requests:
Part 1
Part 2
Just reiterating – it’s not political, it’s not Frank-related, and it’s not clean.
Although, technically, most of the quotes WERE originally said in a clean context, hard as that is to imagine.
You really DO make the puppy blender look Amish. Dang, yo.
FRANK!- Getting loaded whilst you’re carrying?
For SHAME lad!
Remind me to go to one of these parties one of these days, it sounds like good fun.