My answers to Franks questions.
1. Who the [bleep] do you think you are?
I think I are, um, am spacemonkey. Didn’t you read my nametag?

2. So, other than blogging, what’s your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumb[bleep]?
I am a computer programmer. I train the little man that lives in the magic ciphering box.
3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
Sure, Mom used to slap me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper when I’d make brown in the living room floor.
4. Do you even read newspapers?
No, my nose hurts just thinking about them.
5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
Only when the restaurant staff call my bluff about having a pistol pointed at them under the table and disregard my threats to shoot them if the Commnunist News Network is not removed from my sight.
6. I bet you’re some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
You’d win that bet. But gambling’s a sin, so don’t bet ‘k?
7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
It’s a GOP EMAIL not a fax, you freakin’ technophobic Luddite.
8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
Oppressing people gives us a special joy-joy that nothing else quite measures up to.
9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
What do you mean other counTRIES? Plural? Where are they? On the other side of the world? Can you get there though a tunnel? Because I know if you go too far off to the East or West you’ll fall off the edge.
10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
Wait just one cotton-picking minute, I just found out there IS more than one other country! And already you expect me to have been to one of them? I don’t even know where the tunnel is.
11. If you’re so keen on the war, why haven’t you signed up, chickenhawk?
I tried, but they said I was too bloodthirsty and wouldn’t leave any of the killin’ for the other troops. They were probably right.
12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face?
My friends’ faces look like goo already, but we just though it was the horror of acne, not war.
13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
Does a steaming pile of gooorilla, count? No? Then no.
14. Once again, who the [bleep] do you think you are?!
I am spacemonkey. And I am the All Singing, All Dancing, crap of the world.