If One is Good, Then Two Must Be Better

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I heard recently that Gmail is upping its storage capacity to TWO Gigabytes from the original insanely large one Gig.
Which news caused me to do a Happy Dance just like Frank J’s, except with more rhythmless White-boy arm-flailing, and less hat-tossing.
It also made me think of a few other things that I’d like to see double, which I contemplate in the extended entry:

  • Scoops of raisins in every box of Kellogg’s Raisin Bran. YAY! Raisins!
  • The number of cats that Frank J. breast feeds at once. He’s got two cats, he should let “Janet” get some action too, not just “Britney“.
  • Yeah, you want to be careful clicking that link.
  • Middle Eastern democracies – mostly because that would automatically double the number of dead terrorists.
  • The number of sharks that have bits of Aquaman stuck between their teeth.
  • AOL discs I’ve used to murder the people who keep mailing me AOL discs.
  • Premature suicide-bomber vest-explosions.
  • Years since anyone has said “Ted Kennedy should run for President” with a straight face.
  • The speed limit, even though I’d still drive 10 over, just on principle.
  • My blood alcohol level. WHEEEEE! Drunk blogging! Worship me!1!!!
  • Doublemint gum. Quadruple your pleasure!
  • Saddam Hussein – so we can hang the son of a bitch twice.
  • The speed at which the IMAO home page loads. Being able to read the entries on the same day that I click the link would be kinda cool.
  • Cylider capacity on a .44 Magnum. Did I fire 12 shots or only 11? I’ll bet you don’t feel so lucky now. Well? Do ya… punk?
  • The carat weight on SarahK’s engagement diamond, so that Frank J. doesn’t look like such a cheap-ass.
  • Then there’s the OBVIOUS answer about what I’d like to get doubled, but Smiling Bob’s already hooked me up in THAT department.

And what would YOU like to see doubled?

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  7. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies!! Yay!
    Fake or not,I never pass up a freebie. (except that odd woman who lives under the bridge beside K-Mart)
    I was afraid Frank scarred me after the kitty titty post,but after a half gallon of tater squeezin’s,I’m all good to go. 😉

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  11. how can u use gmail when google aids hamas and is run by the members of the far left???
    No offense, but it’s called “Capitalism.” Regardless of who runs it, it’s the best there is, for the cheapest price (i.e. free).
    Besides, they dont “aid” Hamas, they take money from Hamas to put up an advertisement (i.e. Capitalism). Besides, do you stop going to movies simply because 98% of Hollywood is far-left (and very likely supports Hamas)?
    * The speed at which the IMAO home page loads. Being able to read the entries on the same day that I click the link would be kinda cool.
    lol Harvey – so true!

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  16. Ya Frank, do the double!
    I want the number of guns I own to more than double… because I have none. Admitting the problem is the first step
    Refusing to patronize organizations that would take Hamas’s money also = capitalism.

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  20. Gmail is beginning to look like a promotional ripoff of AmWay/Quixtar proportions. I just tried “subscribing” to the service. At no time during the process did Google inform me that Gmail wasn’t up yet and that I wouldn’t get a damn thing. But they did apparently require me to subscribe to research surveys and information services that I didn’t want and “invoice” me for them. What a POS!

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  21. Harv-
    Those discs are great! I take them down to my range & try to shoot through the hole. If I hit the disc, it shatters, so I know immediately if’n I missed. Alternately, just blast the Shiite out of them. Don’t worry about the foot & a half pile of shiny plastic bits at the base of the backstop- it’ll degrade in about 11 million years.

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  22. “The speed at which the IMAO home page loads. Being able to read the entries on the same day that I click the link would be kinda cool.”
    Arrghhh! Basement flooded, took out my P4, and my router! Good thing my AMD64 (not to be confused with my old Commodore 64) and the P2 weren’t on the floor. (the old K6-2/500 was, but wasn’t plugged in). And the frickin Verizon disk keeps claiming I have no NIC installed on the AMD (there are two), therefore can’t set up PPPoE (which the deceased router handled). No more DSL!! So I have to connect via 56k modem, donated by the poor P4 (on the dialup info I swiped from work yet). So…
    The home page loading doesn’t bother me now… I just opened another window while I was perusing the comments at Rottweiler, clicked the IMAO bookmark, and came back 10 minutes later to check and here I is!
    Bwahahaha!! Where there’s a will (and at least one functioning computer) there’s IMAO!!

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