Hey look! It’s Friday! Time for the Carnival of Comedy!
-Um, Aren’t those supposed to be on Thursday?
Shut up!
Today someone and I won’t mention Frank’s name asked me “What happened to the Carnival of Comedy, BTW?” (BTW means “By The Way” in computer chat-speak)
To which I said “Crap,” and got to putting together a bare bones Carnival.
Here’s the Carnival. Of Comedy. The 11th one. Now.
First Week
Michael Fitch at Washington Toast presents There’s No Stopping Dick
Damian G. at Conservathink presents Tom Cruise says we are not alone; says “Praying to Gaia” will bring visitors to Earth
The Evil Emperor Mindstation at Point Five presents a4g’s Eleven
Ironman at Political Calculations presents Reasons for Studying Economics
Harvey (seems familiar somehow) at Bad Example presents ANSWER KEY
Two Dogs at Mean Ol’ Meany presents Improving Administration Responses
Hatless in Hattiesburg at Hatless in Hattiesburg presents Leftover Corn
Buckley F. Williams at The Nose On Your Face presents Top 9 Signs That You Might Be A Prisoner At Guantanamo Bay
Dana at Northshore Politics presents Uhm– I think you mean Condos
Elisson at Blog d’Elisson presents The Tale of the Babka and the Terror-Stricken Toll-Taker
Prof. Stephen Hawking at Point Five presents On the Probing of Comet Tempel 1
Pluto’s Dad at Eyes On The Ball News presents Local Man Annoys Friends After Buying TIVO
Bill Adams at Idler Yet presents Forced Marriage
Doc Rampage at Doc Rampage presents the teddy bear tragedy
Steve the Pirate at Steve the Pirate[net] presents The Socialist Hunter!
David at third world county presents News from the Islamic jihad
Dr. Phat Tony at Dr. Phat Tony’s presents Evil Glenn’s 4th Celebration (furry animals beware)
mensa barbie at Mensa Barbie Welcomes You presents Dear Captain
Second Weak err Week
Ironman at Political Calculations presents Economic Computer Viruses
Nickie Goomba at Nickie Goomba presents Mexico, US in spat over ‘racist’ stamps
Citizen Grim at Right Hand of God presents God Spares One Gulag, Strikes At Others
Buckley F. Williams at The Nose On Your Face presents Top 9 Things It Is Funny To Imagine Osama Bin Laden Is Doing Right Now
Dr. Phat Tony at Dr. Phat Tony’s presents What Kind of Heat Does a Wookie Pack?
Mark A. Rayner at The Skwib presents Ask General Kang: Can I Be More Charismatic?
Holly Aho at Soldiers’ Angel – Holly Aho presents More Than You Need to Know About Tinfoil Hats
Dean Abbott at Notes and Meditations presents Parking, the Silent Killer
Chad Hamilton at PlaidBerry presents Off the Deep(ak) End
Senator Walters at The Stall Street Journal presents Boom! Pow! Eeeee….. YEAAAHGGH!
Mr. Right at The Right Place presents Caption This! [Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition]
bob at either orr presents Some people are so thick
Will Franklin at WILLisms.com presents South Korea: Wear Bikini, Get Discount.
Adam at Satellite Fun presents NO COMMENT
John Tabin at JohnTabin.com presents It Happened One Blog-Post
Steve at Steve the Pirate presents Why Did the Liberals Cross the Road?
Mark A. Rayner at The Skwib presents Blognate, and other lame words that we hope never become popular
The MaryHunter at TMH’s Bacon Bits presents Birdz n Beez in East Texas
jimmyb at The Conservative UAW Guy presents Lunch Musings: Yay! Looney Lefty Lists!
Sissy at And What Next… presents Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
sackofcatfood at Mish Mash presents Chapter 1
J. Fielek at Quibbles-n-Bits presents How to Celebrate Bastille Day
If you have sent in more than one entry per week and you noticed I only used the first one, that’s because I am only going to use the first one from now on.
The reason? Laziness on your host’s part AND you really need to send in JUST your A-game, not make a shotgun attempt at humor.
Thanks for participating.
Update: Info on entering the Carnival of Comedy can be found here.
What if our A-game is really more like a D-game?
Oh, and take that lousy terrorists!
Comedy Lives!
In keeping with the spirit of reviewing/voting for the best stuff, having finished the first week, I’m giving the top awards to Mensa Barbie and Pluto’s Dad.
Buckley F. Williams would’ve gotten been right there, had I not already read that post several weeks ago. That’s the price he pays for being an every day read.
BASTARD!
May be you could TELL us that our other entries won’t be included?!
Otherwise, I’d have added the other in the second week!
Bad, bad monkey!
What if we got no game?
How do we submit? What’s the deadline for next week?
Inquiring minds want to know … I want to know!
Submit using the Carnival Submission form on conservativecat.com
ps. your stuff better not suck.
That’s part of my charm…writing sub par articles. Dr. Phat Tony’s mantra “Striving for mediocracy, one article at a time”
Hey, Tony, Point Five has squatters’ rights on mediocrity. You can have ‘mildly amusing’ if Patriot Xeno says its okay.
(It’s a joke, Xeno. So don’t bring down that China thunder on me.)
How ’bout “under achiever” or slightly below average?