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  1. Pomoze Bog, and congratulations on your upcoming nuptials.
    You might want to inquire of local gun and ammo shops as to whether or not they have gift registries; nothing more useful to newlyweds of your, er, “particular interests” than a gift card good for a case of NATO Standard…
    🙂
    Tsar Lazar

  2. When my wife and I registered years back (years? seems like eons . . . er all of bliss!!) I commandeered the scanning gun and randomly registered us for cool things that I wanted. Towels? Flatware? Posh! I registered for a Playstation (xBox wasn’t out yet), some games, CDs, and a few other outlandish kitchen gadgets in the vein of pasta and ice cream machines. Sadly no playstation, pasta maker or ice cream machine arrived on our wedding day, but I did get some games and CDs.

  3. When I married Mrs. Exile we didn’t register for anything. I didn’t even think of asking for DVD’s or anything cool. (Actually, we got married in 1997, so DVD’s weren’t around then. I could have asked for Betamax tapes or something.)
    But, “The Karate Kid Collection?” Have you been drinking? Everything else looked fairly normal, but that.

  4. You know, anything with a barcode can be scanned into the Target registry. Like, I dunno, beer. For example. hands in pocket, whistling, looking innocent
    (My wife did not find it that amusing when I did on our registry. But my friends did. And someone actually bought it for us. Well, by “us” I mean “me.”)

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