FIRST.
What is the big deal about peolple claiming the first comment spot?
Posted by Brian at October 20, 2005 09:07 PM
well, when you say “First, Ducky is the greatest”, then the Magic Duck grants you three wishes.
(Disclaimer: Magic Ducks appear whenever they feel like it)
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As we all know, if you are bitten by a zombie, you turn into one, and hippies are no different.
Is there a correlation between the two groups?
Posted by Damian G.
Of course there’s a correlation. Let me share some history with you. A long time ago, at the great peace festival known as — the big Mud covered thing where all the stars played and people pooped in the woods — several of the performers were in fact dead. The fact is that they were hopped up on enough chemicals to supply Big Pharma. They not only played while dead — they of course participated in the typical post game orgies — the kind seen only at rock concerts and Clinton Presidencies. Of course, this led to many children being born — not only out of wedlock, but outside the laws of nature. These kids we refer to as hippies.