Right now, I’m in my office working on a Saturday afternoon, but, I just got a call from my brother, Sgt. Joe foo’ the Marine, and he’s now in North Carolina enjoying his first beer in over half a year.
Mmm… delayed beer.

The Mayor of New Orleans wants to allow some of the larger hotels in the city to convert to full-fleged casinos in order to boost the local economy.
Ah, vice. The answer to economic woes.
Well, if you’re going to allow gambling, might as well let a few other things in:
* cock-fighting
* contract killings (Hey! Rico!)
* prostitution (with a special emphasis on latex-fetishism)
* cannibalism
* knee-cappings
* Girl Scout Heroin-Delites cookies
* Have Beer Looter Guy teach Looting 101 at community colleges
Any other suggestions for boosting tourism revenue?