Make sure to check out this week’s Carnival of the Recipes, hosted by the fabulously culinary Dave of the Glittering Eye. mmm… pumpkin seed popcorn balls. This coming week, the Carnival will be an all-pork carnival. Go here to see why.
Also check out Gullyborg’s Carnival of Cordite, containing lots of great gunny goodness.

Have you listened to the Pure Idiom podcast yet? It stars Laurence Simon as The Cat, Nathan from Homocon, and me doing several voices and the comedy is modeled after the currently delayed IMAudiO.
PART 1 OF THE PURE IDIOM PODCAST:
http://www.pureidiom.com/podcast/upandaway_part1.mp3
If you haven’t downloaded the MP3, you can read the first part of the script to whet your appetite for more Pure Idiom.
Oh, and the story about me calling the program director of the top satellite radio provider is sadly, more truthful than I care to admit:

Continue reading ‘Script for 1st Pure Idiom Podcast’ »

I keep hearing from my readers, “Where is the funny?” “When are you going to write the funny?” “Why aren’t you writing the funny now?” and so on. Well, I started an In My World™ this morning, but circumstances soon intervened. Things are interrupting me now as I try to write this short message.
Still, you have the other IMAO bloggers, the funniest people who aren’t me, and soon you will have me back and setting the blogosphere on fire. Also, I’ll finish up Superego soon since all your asinine theories of where it is going are starting to grate me (it may be schlock, but give me some credit). All that, and we’re going to make a major effort at having IMAudiO being a weekly feature once again.
In the meantime… visit my advertisers! In the Patron spot is IMAO longest advertiser through BlogAds, so make sure to check out their stuff. Also, the popular U.N. logo shirt has just came out with a new printing where the main part is now on the back. I’ll work on some new shirts soon. I have some ideas of my own, but can anyone think of what they would want (try to think of things that may appeal to people who haven’t heard of IMAO)?
Be honorable, ronin.

Happy Columbo Day!
Frankly, though, it’s not a real holiday to me unless I get the day off work. All this means is I don’t get mail service, which will delay getting my next movie from Netflix.
I hope Columbo rots in hell for that.

Can’t wait until tomorrow for new IMAudiO?
Listen to the new politically-incorrect comedy podcast from Pure Idiom. It was written, produced, and performed by friends of IMAO: Scott, Nathan, and featuring Laurence Simon as “The Cat.”
DOWNLOAD THE MP3:
http://www.pureidiom.com/podcast/upandaway_part1.mp3
What is Pure Idiom? It’s billed as “the iconoclastic interdimensional misadventures of two guys, a smart-alec talking cat, and their celebrity guests” on the website, and this week’s special celebrity guest is B-movie actor and author Bruce Campbell.
Pure Idiom will be giving away five autographed copies of Bruce Campbell’s new audio CD “Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way” later this week.
Keep listening to the future episodes of Pure Idiom Podcast coming later this week to find out how you can win!
Like the IMAO Podcast, the Pure Idiom Podcast DOES NOT REQUIRE OWNING AN APPLE IPOD TO LISTEN!!! You can download and listen to Part One of the Pure Idiom Podcast from any computer!
Apple iPod users can subscribe to Pure Idiom with a quick cut-and-paste of this feed into Apple iTunes or any other podcatcher:
http://www.pureidiom.com/feed/podcast.xml

NOW GO TO BED!

Today is Columbus Day.
Sure. Go ahead. Celebrate it, you pigs.
If you thought that Columbus was a symbol of conquest and genocide to the Native Americans, well, think of what he did to the Jews.
That’s right. Just in case you didn’t know, his expeditions were funded with money stolen from Jews murdered in the Inquisition started by the paranoid and bloodthirsty Ferdinand, his vicious Castille whore Isabella, and their perverted Papal tool Torquemada.
The King of Unified Iberia wasn’t content with just the Conquest of Grenada and the expulsion of the Moors from Europe, mind you. Nope. Not enough for Ferdinand, who saw more enemies than Richard Nixon in a house of mirrors. He just had to go ahead and vent his rage upon anybody who used a lunar calendar and passed on heaping helpings of pork.
So all that gold Columbus used to build his ships, hire men, provision his crews, and pay for his frilly hat… that’s right: Jewish blood money.
When he came back, Ferdinand (spit!) and Isabella (rinse and spit!) had even more money for him to go back and eander around once again.
And do we Jews get credit? Do we get any props or attaboys for our involuntary investment in this Genoan tool’s sailing around the Atlantic?
Heck no.
This is why on Columbus Day, the Children of Sepharad have the G-d given right to punch a Spaniard in the nose. But only full-blood Sephardi, of course. Half-bloods are permitted to slap them with an open hand, and those with minimal Sephardic blood are entitled to glare at them with hostility for no less than two minutes and no greater than five.
Or my name isn’t Sol Lorenzo de la Zimon Clemente “Taco Bell” Fonseca.
(Okay, it isn’t.)

I don’t know what day it is on the Lunar Calendar, but if you’re going by the American Standard real world time, today is Laurence Simon’s birthday. He’s 245 in cat years!
Everyone wish Laurence a happy birthday in the comments.

I keep hearing that maybe the conservatives are bashing Miers so much to get the Democrats to lower their guard. That means that all the pundits and bloggers have gotten their secret VWRC newsletter letting them to bash Miers for now so she can slip through confirmation. But I haven’t been overly bashing Miers because I didn’t get any sort of memo.
I’m a top 100 blog by most measures! I should get these memos!
Fine, then I’m going to like Harriet Miers.
Miers is great! Yay! I bet she’ll vote coservative on all the issues and be the Democrats’ worst nightmare! Hooray!
There. It’s done.
Wankers.

Really!
Anyway, it won’t be out today, and it’s all my fault. It should appear tomorrow though.
Then we, the IMAO co-conspirators, will try to work out a way to keep IMAO goodness coming to your ears on a more regular basis once again.