Day off, so I haven’t been following the news much. Still, I saw from Kevin Drum’s site that Karl Rove gave some last minute information to Fitzgerald that kept him from being indicted. I think it was the head of one of Fitzgerald’s pets.
What do you think?

Halloween is almost upon us and in preparation for this demonic day, I have gathered around the cauldron with Laurence Simon and Nathan from Homocon to brew up some audio witchcraft we call “The Night of the Living Left” over at Pure Idiom.
The plot is simple: Two unlikely compatriots of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (VRWC) and their smart-alecky talking cat battle a horde of commie zombies brought forth by university professor Ward Churchill and a relic of left-wing evil.
In the first of a two part audio extravaganza, (click here to listen) you’ll hear the challenges faced by the boys of Pure Idiom:

• Can the boys use their neocon connections to have the learned Elders of Zion write up the proper protocols to stop a commie zombie invasion from the Left?
• Will they have the energy to fight after bungled Supreme Court nominations and White House indictments?
• And what does shock-rocker Alice Cooper have to do with all of this?

Listen to part one of “Night of the Living Left” today, leave your comments at Pure Idiom, and expect the exciting conclusion just in time for Halloween!

I’m sure no bloggers will read this “Attack of the Blogs” article and get any ideas about attacking Forbes Magazine. Oh yeah, you have to register (free) or use bugmenot (also free) to read it.
But no blogger should get ANY ideas about attacking Forbes Magazine. Nope, NOBODY!

Tired of all the indictment and Supreme Court news today? How ’bout this bombshell: George Takei, the actor best known as Sulu from Star Trek, says he’s a homosexual.
Uh-huh. Like many of you I reacted with a hearty “yeah, so?”
George Takei is a guy that complained to the media that William Shatner was trying to pull rank to block Sulu from commanding the U.S.S. Excelsior in Star Trek 6. “Pulling rank,” Georgie? It’s a friggin’ TV SHOW! There’s no such thing as Starfleet! There’s no ship to command! You’re a friggin’ ACTOR, dude!
And so, another actor proclaims his homosexuality in Hollywood. Maybe if he did this in 1975 this would’ve been news, but in 2005 most people say: “Yeah, so what?”
You know what I wanna see? I wanna see something in Hollywood that is REALLY shocking: I wanna see male actors everyone thinks are homosexuals loudly and publicly proclaim their heterosexuality.
Got a list of guys in mind? Leave them in the Comments

Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Today, it’s Piper The Rat in her favorite chair:

If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Piper is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats on Sundays.)