The Doctor is in – and I can help. Or at least make it not hurt so much. Or at least entertain you while you howl in agony. That’s it!
Anway, this Friday we had so many IMAO readers who needed help and guidance from someone older and wiser. Instead – you came to Dr. Duck. How flattering. Here are some answers for the questions that haunt you night and day.
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How will I be able to cope when Superego is finished? Will there be a sequel?
Posted by Veeshir
Coping with loss is never an easy thing to do. Some turn to alcohol. Others to drugs or other extreme behavior. In fact, I believe that would be my suggestion too. Drinking — drugs — and extreme behavior — or as much as your budget allows.
But being that Frank J. and I are really good friends I sent him an email asking about any possible sequels. Here’s his response:
“Dear Put Your Name Here,
I’m not answering my email these days because the Mexican I hired has been without a computer for a month. So write back later and I’ll answer if I feel like it.”
There you have it!! It sound like the answer is Yes!
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Dr. Duck,
My left thumb just got torn off in a paper shredder. Would you suggest I go see a doctor? Burning it with my lighter seems to have stopped the bleeding.
Posted by Junglejake
Dear JJ.
I know what you’re thinking. “I chopped off my thumb? Woohoo! I’m going to Wendy’s”. But before you decide to turn tragedy into a happy meal — let me share something personal with you.
I too once had opposable digits — then I realized that they were opposing me only on the basis of my skin color. So I chopped them off those little racist thumbs!! I don’t misss them muc. Exepct when typin.
You can go ahead and see a doctor — but my experience is that they’re not good at handling racism. I suggest you try Jess or Al. They might be able to help. Or at least start a riot. That should make you feel better.
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Whooooo are you?
Whoo-ooo, ooo-ooo?
I really wanna know…
Also, what kind of bloody violence is most appropriat to use on smelly hippies.
Fisticuffs is out, because one ends up with stinky fists.
Posted by jimmyb at October 14, 2005 11:26 AM
Jimmy B.
Whooo am I? I’m the one who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
Anyway. Hippie violence is a good form of exercise and Dr. Duck heartily endorses it. I like to use a Clue Bat, myself. When I hippy says that war is not the answer — I clock him upside the head. They usually get up angry and wanting to fight. I remind them that violence is never the answer. Then when they agree — I clock them again. It’s cliché — but maybe that’s what makes it so much fun.
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