Frank J’s bitter archrival, Scrappleface.com’s Scott Ott, has set up his blog in such a way that comments no longer show on his fake news monstrosity site. I guess having that big book “Axis of Weebles” published has gone to his head or something. Or maybe he contacted some sort of can’t-read-no-more disease from touching all that nasty, filthy money from the sales of his book but whatever. Probably has a premium service with people paying to comment now.
Doesn’t affect anyone around here though, right? Nobody goes over there for any sort of funny or anything, anyway.
Have no fear, comments are still available here, for free, for a limited time.

Update: A more mature blogger would post an update to this entry because it has been proven wrong. Let me make one thing clear, I am NOT that mature blogger.

Oh, I just found a great new word.
Vegeterrorists, you tell me what it means.
OK, I’ll give you some hints.
Bird Flu,
Mad Cow Disease
Exploding Sheep,
Atomic Fish
Get the picture? Fear the meat for it shall be your undoing.

Laurence Simon (who is much more knowledgeable about the current Houston v. Chicago World Series than I am) and I talked briefly last night after the Houston Astros’ close game about how he thought the Series will play out.
Laurence had some interesting predictions that made a lot of sense. This morning I find out that the editors at videogame magazine GameSpot ran a “simulated World Series” on a Microsoft Xbox and came to conclusions that are very similar to Laurence’s predictions.
It’s the classic struggle of human against machine! Gary Kasparov vs. Deep Blue, Laurence Simon vs. Xbox, your Aunt Donna vs. the toilet that won’t flush!

Remember to pray for Sarahk who is stuck with Frank J. during the storm.
With no power to run the coffee maker, perhaps he will chew on grounds to get his caffeinous sustenance.

Watch This Space!
But please, don’t just sit there and drool.
It will end up in a pool,
And you’ll look like a fool.