I’d like to take a moment to complain about an insensitivity that is taking place in our society every waking moment.
If you’re like me, then you more than likely have very strong Anti-Cannibalistic beliefs. It’s an integral part of my Christian beliefs. The Bible tells us that Moses came down with the Ten Commandments and shared with his people – Thou Shall not Eat Thy Neighbor. This was a good thing because at the bottom of Mt. Sinai natives gathered to have Moses On a Stick.
These are our beliefs. Yet everyday I see stuff that offends me and hurts me more than I can say.
Barbie Dolls.
For those of you who live in caves, and I don’t mean to offend you if your religion demands that you do so, Barbie dolls are little dolls that are played with the world over. Sure, they have different variations such as
Ken: A Barbie doll with a penis.
Kelly. A Barbie Doll but smaller.
Bratz Dolls. Like Barbie — but with bad makeup and herpes blisters.
Is there no caring for my religious beliefs? ‘m sorry, but I DON’T EAT HUMANS!! Yet each day, I’m subject to seeing dolls and doll like figures everywhere I look and does ANYBODY CARE!!
No of course not.
That’s why I’m starting a new society. Ideological Society to Lessen Antagonizing Me, or as I call it — ISLAM.
Speaking of which, in England, we see that British Banks are no longer giving away piggy banks lest the idea of pigs with money offend the Muslim sensibility. This is a big victory for Muslims. Now they can work on obliterating the other pigs with money — Americans.
However, I feel that if my anti Cannibal beliefs are not respected — then it is truly a sad day for all of us.
Please support us as we, the non-cannibalistic (unless its at the SuperDome) Americans of America, struggle to right this wrong.
Thank You.
RWD

With another big round number reached in the number of American deaths, liberals are in gleeful celebration thinly covered by faux-mourning. I don’t think this will have the legs of the 1,000 number they we’re all drooling for way back when, but I still really want to punch of these people. How do I get that feeling out my system? Punching one of these people?
To some, the death is a tragedy. To others, a statistic. And to the loon, political opportunity!

Sorry for those tired of hearing about this, but the epilogue for Superego ended up being more complex than I thought. I have it about figured out, thought, so it should be out later this week.

Scott Adams now has a blog where you can find out useful things like why a cop was firing a donut in a recent comic.
Everyone go spit at him for being another famous person starting a blog. Then come back here for quality political humor… whenever I get to writing it.

Cindy Sheehan plans on chaining herself to the White House fence.
You know, for the cameras children.
So, how quickly can they electrify the thing? And are they accepting contributions?

I’ve been hyping up a Halloween podcast for over a week here and elsewhere, but last night I heard the teaser audio. It’s less than 2mins long but gives listeners a taste of the Halloween funny to expect next Monday, October 31. In this teaser, I do the voices for all of the teenagers and the zombie Ward Churchill.
On October 5th I wrote the first draft of a Halloween episode where Laurence Simon (the voice of the talking cat), Nathan, and I enlist the aid of shock rocker Alice Cooper to fight against commie zombies led by an evil professor with questionable Native American heritage. With our real jobs hampering progress, it’s taken a while to translate that script to a sweet hit of audio ecstasy.
One of the first scenes I wrote that you’ll hear in the full Halloween podcast next Monday, is this scene where we stop by a friend’s house that collects working movie props to arm ourselves against the commie zombie horde:

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There have been many problems and scandals with the White House and Republicans in general lately, and it can be quite daunting to follow it all. Thus, as a service to fellow Americans (and the curious nationality-challenged), IMAO is providing this FAQ to explain everything as simply as possible. Remember, IMAO is patriotic first and a money-grubbing blog second (a very close second).
THE CONSERVATIVE CRACK-UP FAQ

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Well, the two trees that were leaning from last year’s storms are leaning even more, but I didn’t even lose power this time (well, it flashed off a couple times; once just before I was going to save on a GameCube game). Only one traffic light of many wasn’t working on my way to work. It really was nothing compare to the two that hit our area last year. I actually could have posted about anytime during the hurricane yesterday but didn’t because I was… well… tired. I sincerely doubt there will be any rumors of us reverting to cannibalism.
I’ve heard that 6 million are without power in Florida, so how many people are in Florida?
BTW, the podcast will be a bit delayed this week because of high winds, but should be out by the end of the week (in time for Halloween). I got a preview of an audio bit from our resident photoshopper, cadet happy, and it’s indescribably hilarious. Should be fun.
Finally, I’ve yet to see a cgi error since Friday night, so comment away.
P.S. It’s chilly outside today. It’s never chilly here this time of year…